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Funny story: Bono Announces Plan to Unite George Bush and Michael Moore.

Bono Announces Plan to Unite George Bush and Michael Moore.

At a hastily called press conference on his private estate at Rudder Cut Cay in the Bahamas, Irish legend, Bono - the sometimes lead singer in the popular beat combo U2, the seeker of truth, justice and world peace, the man who would be Jesus bejesus...

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Funny story: God to Begin Collecting Fees for Use of Jesus' Likeness

God to Begin Collecting Fees for Use of Jesus' Likeness

Heaven - Despite explicit instructions in several well known divinely inspired best sellers, it appears mankind has tested the Lord God Almighty's patience for using His son's name in vain and/or for profit. And in an unprecedented announcemen...

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Funny story: Divine Intervention - Creed Calls it Quits!

Divine Intervention - Creed Calls it Quits!

HELL (AP) -- Creed, the pseudo-Christian rockers responsible for such noise pollution as "Higher" and "With Arms Wide Open," finally called it quits Monday after lead singer Scott Stapp suffered serious injuries while performing a Jesus Christ pose.

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Funny story: Bush unveils 'No Slacker Left Behind' education plan

Bush unveils 'No Slacker Left Behind' education plan

Alarmed by a recent poll in which 75 percent of U.S. teenagers identified Bush as a snotty British rock 'n' roll band and Jesus as a shortstop for the Angels, President Bush today unveiled a faith-based educational initiative called "No Slacker Left...

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Funny story: Jesus and Satan Found

Jesus and Satan Found

Boston, Massachusetts - As Spoof writer, Dan Bristol, reported earlier this week, Satan resigned as Prince of Darkness. Minions in the Underworld were shocked and appalled. Calls to Donald Rumsfeld have only returned an, "I'm considering the offer. H...

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Funny story: Bush vows to continue crusade against religious fanatics

Bush vows to continue crusade against religious fanatics

George W. Bush held a press conference in the new Jesus Room (formerly the briefing room) of the White House after church on Sunday. He vowed to continue his crusade against religious fanatics all over the world.

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Funny story: Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

The site of an explosion detonated by Palestinians in the center of Jerusalem has become the destination of interest to archaeologists, historians and theologians around the world as what appears to be the holiest of documents ever unearthed, the per...

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Funny story: Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Jesus Rises From The Dead Again - Theology Screwed

Theologians the world over are in an uproar today because Jesus of Nazareth has risen from the dead again. Climbing up out of a manhole in Jerusalem, the dishevelled, bearded Jesus disrupted traffic for over an hour as authorities searched him for w...

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Funny story: Scientists clone Jesus.

Scientists clone Jesus.

The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...

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Funny story: Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.

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Funny story: Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

George Bush, in a statement today has branded Jesus "A dangerous revolutionary and probably a commie" in a speech to the Council of Churches today.

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Funny story: Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.

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Funny story: Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion. The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about...

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Funny story: Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - Mel Gibson, controversial Director of the film The Passion of Christ has issued a statement regarding the film denouncing those who have accused him of portraying the Lord as an S&M fetishist.

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Funny story: Pope sets date for Armageddon

Pope sets date for Armageddon

In a shocking announcement from the Vatican this week Pope John-Paul revealed that he and a number of high ranking cardinals decided the date in a committee meeting last month. 26th March 2004 is the provisional date with Jesus' return tour expec...

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Funny story: Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Westminster Cathedral's latest stained-glass addition to its west wing, has been stoned and destroyed by a group of rabble Christians. They describe an "ungoldy erection" poking from the cloth of Jesus in a portrayal of a "feet cle...

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