Hollywood -- Admitting he just couldn't do it on his own, a tearful Axl Rose broke down today, and called on former GNR bandmates Slash (Saul Hudson) and Duff McKagen to help him complete his long awaited album, "Chinese Democracy."...
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie was overheard yesterday confiding to a close friend during lunch that she and Brad Pitt were expecting five children in November 2005 and, as the Tinseltown grapevine wound the news to the top, all of Hollywood strug...
HOLLYWOOD (Maury Povich Show)-Paid for by leftover soft money presidential campaign contributions (estimated to still amount to untold billions) and kickbacks from gasoline price gouging (too much to count), the DNA laboratory proof is now in: Cindy...
Hollywood---David Westin, President of ABC News, has begun looking at some old Disney war horses as potential replacements for irreplaceable and immortal Peter Jennings.
LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...
Hollywood -- Desparate for ratings, Survivor producer Mark Burnett and host Jeff Probst today announced that 16 "hopelessly inept" contestants were selected for Survivor Guatemala. According to an inside source at CBS, not one of the cont...
Apparently, no one told Tiger Woods not to bring his irons, his woods, and his pitching wedge to the 5th annual Hollywood Celebrity Golf Tournament and Tanning Contest. He didn't need his tees, his caddy, or even a golf cart. When Tiger's agent sig...
HOLLYWOOD (AP)--Pop princess Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline have revealed that their first baby will be a clone of leading Republican Senator Bill Frist. Dr. Frist is a medical doctor and a transplant surgeon who recently broke ra...
Africa, Europe (Cheltenham, Rome, etc.), U.S. (Athens, N.Y., Hollywood, etc.) and Mars Intergalactically---Fresh from his thrilling victory defending itsy bitsy teeny weeny Dakota Fanning from nasty blood curdling Martians, Tom Cruise battling fever...
Hollywood, Paris, Vegas, New York and Anywhere There Is A Hilton---Kathy Hilton, the alleged den mother to Paris, Nicky and Nicole, the all hearty party girls and media role models, and the gracious hostess to corporate moguls from all over and full...
Hollywood and Paris, France--At a mere twenty-four years old, Paris Hilton is making the first of what is sure to be many, many happy comebacks, having just signed up for another of what would appear to be a seemingly endless season of "The Simple Li...
Hollywood, California--Pop legend and world icon Michael Jackson, still recovering from his closest brush yet with the prospect of doing time, has shocked fans and family alike by his latest antic: he's taking himself to court. Yes, Michael Jackson i...
After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.
HOLLYWOOD-The new movie "The Island" features two proletariat clones Lincoln Six Echo (played by Ewan McGregor) and his friend Jordan Two Delta (played by Scarlett Johanssen), who escape from their city-home, a sterile underground medical complex and...
Hollywood, New York, London, Dawson's Crick, Mars and Beyond Earth,the Milky Way. -Tom Cool is not content with breaking hearts everywhere. He now has gotten hot and heavy in a noisy row with the Bold and Beautiful Brooke Shields in a...
Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
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