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Funny story: Popularity of ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith' Film Reveals Mass Psychosis, Claims Psychiatrist

Popularity of ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith' Film Reveals Mass Psychosis, Claims Psychiatrist

MENLO PARK, CA-The extreme popularity of the newly released film ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith' which glorifies mass murder by two of Hollywood's most popular stars reveals a large-scale psychosis in the American movie-going audience, and likely in the general U...

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Funny story: "Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

"Siamese" Twin Breasts Survive Separation Surgery

Hollywood, California - Conjoined twin breasts, known publicly as "The Girls" were successfully separated after nearly 12 hours of surgery, yesterday. The two breasts were said to have shared one nipple and mammary glands.

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...

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Funny story: Lucas Strikes Back - 32 Additional Star Wars Movies Announced

Lucas Strikes Back - 32 Additional Star Wars Movies Announced

The Daily Swill, Hollywood CA - Citing insufficient assets and his desire to give back to his loyal fans, George Lucas, the true super hero behind the Star Wars movie empire, announced today that he would release 32 additional Star Wars movies over t...

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Funny story: Scooby Don't! - Cartoon Canine Leaves Velma at Altar, to Wed Wilbanks

Scooby Don't! - Cartoon Canine Leaves Velma at Altar, to Wed Wilbanks

Hollywood CA - Scooby-Doo, where are you? Velma Dinkley, Scooby-Doo's now ex-fiancee is asking that very question today as the most famous celebrity dog in TV history rocked Hollywood today by reneging on his engagement and scheduled wedding to D...

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Funny story: Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

One of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors will officially be pronounced "taken" this Saturday when it was announced at a press conference held today that the beloved Scooby-Doo and his co-star Velma Dinkley will be wed at Grauman's Chinese Theater...

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Funny story: "Star Wars," "Legally Blonde" Fans Line Up For Premiers

"Star Wars," "Legally Blonde" Fans Line Up For Premiers

HOLLYWOOD - Fans of the popular series of movies "Star Wars" and "Legally Blonde" have begun lining up in front of theaters for the much-anticipated next installment of the respected films. Fans of "Star Wars" have been waiting in line for we...

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Funny story: Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of the engagement of Ben Affleck to Jennifer Garner came a celebrity shocker this week when Affleck announced he is admitting himself for treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic.

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Funny story: Fear Factor for Seniors receives mixed viewer interest

Fear Factor for Seniors receives mixed viewer interest

HOLLYWOOD - Senior Fear Factor debuted this week to a captive aging audience and featured six spunky seniors vying for the coveted grand prize: Free Medicare benefits and lifetime accommodations at La Fonda del Muerta, the premiere seni...

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Funny story: Hollywood Installs Surveillance Cameras

Hollywood Installs Surveillance Cameras

LOS ANGELES, CA -- The City Council has approved the installation and use of surveillance cameras in designated street corners within the Hollywood area. These cameras will be used by police to supplement the work of their street patrols and help de...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton: Made for Each Other !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) In one of the least likely Hollywood pairings, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton have been spending a lot of time with each other. Successfully outwitting the paparazzi by hanging out in Wal-Mart and McDonalds, Michael and Paris are at...

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Funny story: US Air Travelers Required to Fly In Their Underwear

US Air Travelers Required to Fly In Their Underwear

Washington, DC-- The Federal Aviation Administration is currently undergoing negotiations with Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Hanes and Stanfields to contract for the production of disposable skivvies to be worn on all flights o...

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Funny story: Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Bakers, CA - An insider recently caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest action superstar and the co-founder of Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone regarding the status of Rocky VI. As much as we were appalled, we were excite...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger to leave Governorship for Tarantino's World War II Epic?

Schwarzenegger to leave Governorship for Tarantino's World War II Epic?

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor-turn-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to leave politics behind in favor of joining Quentin Tarantino's World War II epic. Arnold who made this staggering news yesterday had this to say :...

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Funny story: Cardboard Cassava Crushes Christina Applegate

Cardboard Cassava Crushes Christina Applegate

Hollywood, Calif. - Actress Christina Applegate was critically injured today by a freak accident on the set of "Paper Moon," a remake of the 1973 classic that is being shot in Wichita, Kansas. Accord Ms. Applegate's publicist, the accident occurred...

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Funny story: 'Variety' selects Lance Ito as new Judge in Michael Jackson's trial

'Variety' selects Lance Ito as new Judge in Michael Jackson's trial

Santa Maria-Lance Ito, who rose to fame over 10 years ago as the judge in "The People vs. O.J. Simpson" has been selected by the Editor of ‘Variety' as the new judge in the Michael Jackson trial. The change had been rumored throughout Hollywood for...

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