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Funny story: Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...

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Funny story: Wikileaks vindicated as former top UN prosecutor says Clintons spied on her too

Wikileaks vindicated as former top UN prosecutor says Clintons spied on her too

London - (Whistleblowjobs Mess): "Same old sordid Clinton bollox," former UN war crimes prosecutor Dame Mora Montague recalled today. The judge was briefing a press conference about Wikileaks disclosures claiming Hillary spied on UN diplomats.

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Documents Prove Hillary Slept with Ahmadinejad

WikiLeaks Documents Prove Hillary Slept with Ahmadinejad

London - A WikiLeaks document proves that Hillary Clinton and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shared a passionate night in New York in 2009. The document is from a personal e-mail that Hillary sent Ahmadinejad in which she relived the night of "lust and sin"...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton: 'Deadly Spy Master' Walking in Rossa Klebb's Shoes?

Hillary Clinton: 'Deadly Spy Master' Walking in Rossa Klebb's Shoes?

Latest Winkileaks revelations have exposed Hillary Clinton, former First Lady, presidential candidate and current US Secretary of State, as a devious and dangerous head of a secret intelligence agency in the US known simply as the "Clinton Unilat...

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Funny story: Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Taliban Impostor Scams US Out of $$$$Millions!

Crack Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and top CIA officials are still trying to sort out how they were scammed out of millions by an impostor who claimed he was a top Taliban Leader willing to negotiate an Afghan Peace Treaty. A man identifyin...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Slash Pentagon Budget, saying, "I Can Kill With Anything"

Hillary Clinton to Slash Pentagon Budget, saying, "I Can Kill With Anything"

WASHINGTON - "Why do I need a billion-dollar stealth fighter when I can just shove these chopsticks into your eye sockets," Hillary Clinton told this reporter over lunch at her favorite K Street sushi bar. "I like this place. The food is always fre...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Brokers Blockbuster Trade Deal with N. Korea: GM Stock in Exchange for "Perfect" $100 Courterfeit Bills!

Hilary Clinton Brokers Blockbuster Trade Deal with N. Korea: GM Stock in Exchange for "Perfect" $100 Courterfeit Bills!

With the US Federal Reserve running 24/7 printing money amidst dire warnings that the special ink and paper were about to 'run out', Secretary of State Hilary Clinton announced the crisis was solved due to a unprecedented "favourable trade" deal with...

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Funny story: NRA Mistakenly Believed Hillary Won in 2008

NRA Mistakenly Believed Hillary Won in 2008

Washington--After two years of saying Hillary Clinton would take away your guns, the NRA is changing their campaign to say Obama will take away your guns. "I really need to apologize to all the people that joined the NRA because they believed tha...

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Funny story: Hillary switching handbags responsible for US losing communication with nuclear missiles

Hillary switching handbags responsible for US losing communication with nuclear missiles

WASHINGTON: Phew! It was pretty scary for a while there. For 45 minutes last weekend the US was Clueless in the Capital. Turns out the world's greatest superpower had lost communication with nearly 50 intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles.

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Funny story: Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin called Hillary Clinton a "dike" today. When asked why he called Hillary a "dike" and not a "dyke" Putin responded: "Hillary looks like she is just holding back water. Hell, just look at that scrunchy wrink...

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Funny story: What Is Pornography? Supreme Court Rules Once Again!

What Is Pornography? Supreme Court Rules Once Again!

Once again the United States Supreme Court has handed down it's latest ruling on what is the definition of pornography. The court had waited until their latest supreme came aboard in Judge Kagan. According to the latest ruling: Pornography is '...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Replace Joe Biden On Obama Ticket In 2012?

Hillary Clinton To Replace Joe Biden On Obama Ticket In 2012?

The big news out of Washington this morning is that there is much speculation about a Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton ticket for 2012, leaving Joe Biden to sputter as usual. "Many think that Joe Biden's mouth has hurt the President on a dozen occasi...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton attempts to stop global cooking smoke?

Hilary Clinton attempts to stop global cooking smoke?

Best known for her forgiving role in that great epic "Bill and that girl who sucked me but didn't have sex with me", Hilary Clinton, has now switched from being a wounded ex-sucker and become a global fireman! Hilary is fighting global cooking smo...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Funny story: Republicans Salute Clintons for Throwing Lavish Wedding

Republicans Salute Clintons for Throwing Lavish Wedding

Finally, the Clintons and most Republicans can agree on something-if you've got money, spend it like there's no tomorrow. Case in point, Chelsea Clinton's wedding. There seems to have been no holding back when it came to giving the very best wedd...

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Funny story: The God Particle And Hillary's Wedding Outfit

The God Particle And Hillary's Wedding Outfit

Over a thousand physicists reported in Paris that they haven't found the God particle, but they know where it isn't. Where it isn't? Sounds like the British Petroleum team. The God particle is the boom that caused the big bang. How is the boom tha...

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Funny story: Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night

Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night

What does a young lady need to hear before her wedding night? According to a Source (Worker for the caterers), who overheard the two talking in a low voice while the Source was inside the catering truck, there is quite a bit. "Remember, Chelsea, d...

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