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Funny story: UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.

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Funny story: Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.

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Funny story: New restaurant idea a hit so far

New restaurant idea a hit so far

Restaurant entrepreneur, Alexander Tipless, has opened the first "Your home cooked" restaurant in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. This innovative idea allows customers to take their own food and drink to the eatery and rent the table.

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Funny story: Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day: Jamie Oliver Gives Advice On 'How To Be A Perfect Tosser'

Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

Gordon Ramsay To Stop Swearing

TV swearing expert and presenter of the F-word, Gordon Ramsay, has said in a statement today that he intends to curb his foul language, and concentrate, instead, on being a chef. Ramsay, 61, is the most-wrinkled man on TV, and has become notorious...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical company launches new intravenous ready-meal "to take the waiting out of microwaving"

Pharmaceutical company launches new intravenous ready-meal "to take the waiting out of microwaving"

A British pharmaceutical company has introduced a new convenience food for 2008 in the form of injectable meals that require no cooking at all. Responding to consumers' criticisms of current microwavable meals, the company have developed a uniqu...

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Funny story: Durham man attacked by locovore

Durham man attacked by locovore

A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...

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Funny story: Caring for a Dog is as easy as an open bag of Alpo and a toilet seat left up.

Caring for a Dog is as easy as an open bag of Alpo and a toilet seat left up.

Does my dog have food? Maybe.

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Funny story: Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

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Funny story: U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:

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Funny story: Super-Burger Project Underway

Super-Burger Project Underway

Several of the biggest fast food enterprises have joined forces in a secret project. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, and Sonic are developing a new super-burger that will appeal to the typical fast food customer who is craving ever-larger portio...

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Funny story: My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My days with Pat usually start at around 4pm, when he wakes me with half a pint of milk and a Kipper. I don't like Milk, or Kippers, but I am a Cat and can't communicate my dislike of this food to the fool.

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Funny story: Hollywood Writer's Strike - Will Write for Food

Hollywood Writer's Strike - Will Write for Food

All I know is what I read on the Internet or the Variety news rag! Well, it looks like the Hollywood writers strike may become a reality. However, you will have to keep your ear to the ground, because you won't see it in writing. Seems Hollywood writers are upset by the recent revenues created by DVD's and Internet distribution (New Media).

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Funny story: U.K.'s "Fresh & Easy" grocery chain to join the likes of Mexico's "Bimbo" bakery and America's "Oscos" drug stores in the Southwest

U.K.'s "Fresh & Easy" grocery chain to join the likes of Mexico's "Bimbo" bakery and America's "Oscos" drug stores in the Southwest

Hemit, California - Touted as well researched for several years before investing its first chain of grocery stores in the U.S., Tesco's "Fresh & Easy" opened its doors today to a block buster line of single man responding to the grand o...

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Funny story: Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

Scotch wife guilty of serving her husband shit vindaloo

A Scottish sheriff court has found Scots wife Jill Martin guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement. But instead of sending the evil harpy to gaol, a silly female Scotch judge admonished or released her.

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Funny story: Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Cloverdale, Michigan - Charlie Rome, an obese Michigan man, was seen transporting a large volume of food across a busy Cloverdale street last week. It was unclear why the corpulent Mr. Rome would require additional food, since his bloated body alread...

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Funny story: Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- It seemed like just another typical evening at the Chuck-A-Rama buffet on South State Street. Diners and employees alike had no idea about the magnitude of the carnage about to take place.

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