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Funny story: Immigration Officials Forcing Drugs on Deportees

Immigration Officials Forcing Drugs on Deportees

Washington (IP) - The ACLU is filing a law suit against the US government for forcing deportees to take drugs.

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Funny story: Colombian artist fills Tate with crack

Colombian artist fills Tate with crack

South Bank, London - (Conceptual Mess): Colombian sculptor Doris Salcedo has filled a hole in the Tate Modern gallery with 167 metres of crack.

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Funny story: Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

Drugs Smuggler Hid Goods In Hair

International drugs smuggler Rud Gudd is in custody today after he was caught bringing large quantities of cocaine into Britain. The drug was hidden in the 35 year old Gudd's hair, where it was resembled nothing more than a chronic case of dandru...

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Funny story: CRACK To Float On NYSE

CRACK To Float On NYSE

One of the largest drugs cartels in Colombia is to float itself on the New York Stock Exchange in an attempt to raise funds for an expansion.

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Funny story: Stevie Nicks' Amazing Drugs Confession

Stevie Nicks' Amazing Drugs Confession

Former Fleetwood Mac star Stevie Nicks has shocked the entertainment world by confessing she has not taken drugs of any sort for 17 minutes.

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Funny story: New drug hits the streets

New drug hits the streets

After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse Goes All 'Mary Poppins'

Amy Winehouse, the troubled songstress, has surprised the pop world after announcing details of her new single, which is a cover of an old musical favourite.

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Funny story: Party animal pussy

Party animal pussy

Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...

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Funny story: Yet another princess sanitises Wikipedia entry over drug baron past

Yet another princess sanitises Wikipedia entry over drug baron past

The Hague, Netherlands - (Ass Mess & Uterus): The Queen Mum started it, followed by the Puppet Monarch Old Fatty Mountbatten herself, then Princess Margaret, Princess Anne and finally Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Funny story: Cheese crisis continues

Cheese crisis continues

The police have continued to make arrests throughout northern England as police attempt to crackdown on the cheese dealing trade.

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Funny story: David Cameron: Drugs boy

David Cameron: Drugs boy

The conservative leader has admitted that he took drugs whilst at Eaton. In his auto-biography he revealed that while at Eaton he, on more than one occasion, eaten some Cathedral City, or done a bit of Red Leicester.

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Funny story: Washington DC Off Limits to Drug Testing

Washington DC Off Limits to Drug Testing

Washington D.C. (IP) - Washington DC has been declared off limits to the growing practice of drug testing entire cities by macro testing for the contents of drug residues in the cities sewer systems.

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Funny story: Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Drug Sub Busted - Law of Osmosis Violated

Mexico City, Mexico (IP) - A submarine full of drugs was busted off of the coast of Guatemala today. The drug sub was enroute to the United States and its point of origin was Columbia.

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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Funny story: Free Prescriptions Available to the Wealthy

Free Prescriptions Available to the Wealthy

Washington (IP) - The White House this morning announced that a new program has been initiated that will provide free prescriptions to all members of Congress, the Supreme Court, and to members of the public whose net worth is at least $10 million in...

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Funny story: Jaws Takes Bite Out Of Crime

Jaws Takes Bite Out Of Crime

A massive drug deal was hindered yesterday by none other than a great white shark.

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Funny story: More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

Picabo, Idaho (The Daily Spud) - Move over, methamphetamine epidemic. The latest craze is frighteningly more common and three times as addictive.

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