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Funny story: President Trump Vows to Stop Asking The Press Conference Reporters to Ask Him Questions

President Trump Vows to Stop Asking The Press Conference Reporters to Ask Him Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said that she has never seen the president so upset, so angry, and so downright bat shit crazy as he’s been the past few days. The insider remarked that the president i...

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Funny story: Your Problems Answered: IV

Your Problems Answered: IV

With This Week's Guest Editor: French Symbolist Writer and inventor of Pataphysics ALFRED JARRY Alfred Jarry didn't bottle things up. He expressed himself with abandon, especially in his ludicrous farcical play Ubu Roi, which prefigured the Theatr...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Reboots Her Clothing Line to do Her Part in Coronavirus War

Ivanka Trump Reboots Her Clothing Line to do Her Part in Coronavirus War

Like distilleries now making hand sanitizer and the big three automakers converting assembly lines from automobiles to make ventilators, Ivanka Trump has restarted her clothing business to do her part in helping America get through this pandemic (all...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain, Daughter of Senator John McCain, Says She Will Be Voting for Joe Biden

Meghan McCain, Daughter of Senator John McCain, Says She Will Be Voting for Joe Biden

MANHATTAN – One of the hosts of The View, Meghan McCain, has surprised many Republicans with her recent political revelation. Meghan McCain, a life-long, dyed-in-the-wool, Republican, was asked if she is planning on voting for President Trump in N...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Long-Time Lawyer, Michael Cohen Caught Digging a Hole in His Prison Cell

President Trump’s Long-Time Lawyer, Michael Cohen Caught Digging a Hole in His Prison Cell

MADRID, New York – President Trump’s former attorney and well-documented ‘fixer,’ recently said that he is going stir-crazy sitting in his tiny prison cell at New York state's infamous Sang Sung Prison. Michael Cohen (aka #7803219) is so desperate...

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Funny story: Disinfectant Out Of Stock In Many US Supermarkets

Disinfectant Out Of Stock In Many US Supermarkets

There were more scenes of panic-buying in many supermarkets and stores across ctantthe US yesterday, as customers forgot about the toilet paper, and made beelines, instead, for the aisles housing cleaning products, and more especially, disinfectant.

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Funny story: Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live

Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live

Donald Trump was hospitalized today after apparently experimenting with a Lie-sol disinfectant enema at the White House. Officials became concerned when the President did not show up for the daily Covid-19 briefing. "I saw him watching a story on...

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Funny story: Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

Congress Moves to Lift Marijuana Restrictions

The House and Senate are putting out an additional phase 5 legislation to help Americans reduce stress while facing long term "stay at home policies". "Hell, I can get joints like they were legal anyway," said Senator "The Turtle" McConnell, of Ke...

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Funny story: President Trump Doubles Down on “Injecting Disinfectant” with Additional Advice

President Trump Doubles Down on “Injecting Disinfectant” with Additional Advice

(Washington, DC) President Trump recently defended his statement that Americans could help slow the spread of the Coronavirus by injecting disinfectants at yesterday’s daily Coronavirus Task Force press briefing by offering up additional advice that...

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Funny story: A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

A Leading Disinfectant Company Says Please, Please, Please Do Not Listen To President Trump

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The Duchess Disinfecting Company has stated that their cleaning products are powerful cleaning disinfectants and they should never, ever be ingested orally or otherwise. The company’s Chief Director of Public Relations, Olivia Ti...

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

President Trump Says He Will Be Filing a Personal Lawsuit Against China for Causing the Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The man who has sued more people than anyone else in the entire nation, has just stated that his latest one is a doozy. President Trump, the undisputed leader of the free world, has just remarked that he has instructed his lawsu...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Trump Says Pandas Are Responsible For Covid-19

President Donald Trump put another spanner in the spokes of already-frail US/China relations this morning, when he blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on the pandas at Beijing Zoo. The zoo has nineteen pandas, and, as a treasured specie, they are kept...

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Funny story: Trump suggests donkey penises cure COVID-19

Trump suggests donkey penises cure COVID-19

At his daily Whitehouse COVID-19 briefing yesterday President Donald Trump says he has a good idea how to beat the virus. "You know this COVUD-18 bug thing, it's done a tremendous, very, very, great lot of damage to people around the world, tremen...

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Funny story: Trump's Top Coronavirus Medical Recommendations

Trump's Top Coronavirus Medical Recommendations

Declaring himself the most qualified medical expert in the world, President Trump dismissed the Food and Drug Administration, (FDA) Administrator and appointed himself the new FDA Chief. During his four-hour news conference, where he asked and answe...

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Funny story: Trump admits gargling with Formaldehyde

Trump admits gargling with Formaldehyde

President Trump admitted, today, he often gargles with Formaldehyde in order to preserve his brain. He said that a leading brain surgeon from North Korea had given him the tip, during a conference call to Kim Jung Un. "Oh yeah, it's really helped...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Harvard University It Better Return The $9 Milllion Emergency Relief Check Within 48 Hours

President Trump Tells Harvard University It Better Return The $9 Milllion Emergency Relief Check Within 48 Hours

WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House insiders say that the president is fit to be tied over the fact that Harvard University received a huge government check. When he first learned about the money given to one of the wealthiest universities in the world...

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Funny story: Members of the Never Trump Organization Say That None of Them Have Received Their $1,200 Economic Impact Checks

Members of the Never Trump Organization Say That None of Them Have Received Their $1,200 Economic Impact Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has said that the $1,200 Economic Impact Checks have all been mailed out. A spokesman for the anti-Trump group calling itself the Never-Trump Organization told the media that none of their more than 65,000 member...

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