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Funny story: Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs

Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs

Her Majesty the Queen, has decreed, that royal weddings will now be financed in line with ordinary working class nuptials. This has shocked Palace aides and flunkies who make thousands of pounds out of the royal wedding festivities. Everybody invo...

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Funny story: Dead people to pay VAT

Dead people to pay VAT

The Government has announced that dead people will have to pay VAT on the amount of time it takes them to decompose. In a final attempt to balance the books, every person that dies after Wednesday 5th April will pay a VAT accredited tax levy on th...

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Funny story: David Cameron in House Key Hell

David Cameron in House Key Hell

David Cameron has tonight spoken for the first time of his House Key Hell. The House Key Hell has proven to be so horrific that David has previously declined to talk about the subject, but last night he broke his silence to tell some of his newest f...

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Funny story: David Cameron "not to be trusted" after pub quiz row

David Cameron "not to be trusted" after pub quiz row

Prime Minister David Cameron has been called "untrustworthy" and accused of cheating by back-bench Lib Dem MPs after a questionable win in the first ever Coalition government pub quiz. Mr Cameron's team called the "Eton Massive", which included Ge...

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Funny story: Cameron meets Union Leaders

Cameron meets Union Leaders

A Christmas Party at 10 Downing Street, with David Cameron hosting the leaders of most Trade Unions, resulted in a few carols and presents all round. 'This is great fun!' exclaimed Cameron afterwards 'I've been telling the chaps all about Eton. Th...

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Funny story: Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

Coalition Government Disbands Over Shambolic Secret Santa

The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles is 'too fat to talk about belt-tightening'

Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, has been replaced in the Cabinet following a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons. Despite being a major presence in the Conservative Party for over twenty years, Tory MP...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg to see marriage counselor

Cameron and Clegg to see marriage counselor

DAVID Cameron and Nick Clegg released a joint statement yesterday, confirming rumours that they were seeing a marriage counselor and that their marriage had hit rocky times of late. However, they went on to say that they were determined to make thing...

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Funny story: Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...

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Funny story: David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

Prime Minister David Cameron is moving aggressively in a bid to restore order as rioting students trash central London. "He's delighted, as a Conservative Prime Minister, to have a war to fight," said Peregrine Sympring-Knobb, an old school frie...

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Funny story: Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

Frenzied Bid To Become Totally PC Ends With China Declaring War On UK

The latest attempt by the PC-police to clean up our racist and hate fuelled society has ended with China declaring war on the United Kingdom. It all started last month, when a group of moaning hippy do-gooders demanded that the government make som...

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Funny story: David Cameron's 'Big Society' - Where's Your Ambition?

David Cameron's 'Big Society' - Where's Your Ambition?

A top American political commentator has launched a scathing attack on Prime Minister David Cameron's plans to create the 'Big Society.' Ballantyne X Crepuscule is a former US presidential aide and is now a visiting professor in political science...

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Funny story: David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron Loses Snowball Fight with Ed Miliband

David Cameron is believed to have spectacularly lost a snowball fight at a Christmas Fayre in Central London. The snowball fight was started by Ed Miliband who threw the first snowball at the PM of Great Britain as a joke. But the Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor schmooze FIFA

Switzerland - (Gnomes Of Zurich Mess): The tosspot trio landed in Cloud Cuckooclock Land today ahead of the 2018 World Cup announcement. Billed as 'England's Finest!' their schmooze of bribery-accused FIFA officials promises discreet - and Wiki...

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Funny story: Cameron to join England sqaud

Cameron to join England sqaud

David Cameron is to be in the England squad for their next European qualifier against Wales. He has already started training with the squad. "I want to be seen as a down to earth, man of the people prime minister" said the PM, over a fat ciga...

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Funny story: Cameron & Gordon Brown: "Recession Just Giant Practical Joke"

Cameron & Gordon Brown: "Recession Just Giant Practical Joke"

LONDON - At a press conference in London, Cameron admitted to orchestrating the global financial meltdown along with his chums, former PM Gordon Brown and former president George W. Bush. "We got together on my farm in Texas," recalled Bush. "We w...

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Funny story: George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...

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