Hollywood, California - After taking a week off his busy career to help revive hers, former girlfriend, Britney, stood up Justin Timberlake by refusing to fly out to his Virginia Beach studio to record a duet with her former beau. According to Britne...
Informants close to the songstress report that last Thursday Britney Spears had tucked her two boys into bed and read them "Curious George."...
Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...
Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...
Pop tart Britney Spears has been outed by a recent Hollywood magazine that claims the singer/former mousketeer/troubled divorcee is gay. The magazine shows a cover picture of a topless Britney in a swimming pool with another woman hugging her around...
Mount Palomar, California (IP) Britney Spears has just graduated from Mount Palomar's University of Astronomy and Astrophysics earning her PhD in cosmology with a specialty in stellar evolution and quantum mechanics as well as a minor in universa...
LONDON (Defecated News) - Thousands of boxes have arrived from China in preparation for what could be the biggest selling children's toy ever. The new Britney Spears doll will be on sale from September and is se...
An enterprising female rock band has taken on a new name, and some controversy. Calling themselves Britney Spears Naked, the group hopes to capitalize on the huge internet search volume for that phrase to give them exposure to potent...
Martha Stewart, The PTA, Ladies Home Journal, Better Homes and Gardens and The Readers Digest were up in arms today when it was announced Britney Spears would be opening a finishing school for proper young ladies.
Ruetours Press - Virgin American Airlines is hiring psuedo celebrities to serve as crew members on their maiden "virgin" flights between New York and Los Angelos.
Britney Spears, who claimed virginity up through her marriage to ex-husband Kevin Federline, has publically declared that she is once again a virgin. Stating that she is chaste, moral, and pure in her life and not a "skanky ho," Spears said that she...
In Los Angelos today it was good news for lost starlets struggling to stay sober. Paris Hilton has started the first of what will be a chain of rehab centers, called "Tough Love", to be located at Hilton Resorts around the world.
Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.
(Washington, D.C.) Dick Cheney seems to have his eye on bigger game than long time Republican supporters like Harry Whittington, an alleged 911 call from the Cheney household late last evening claimed that the Vice President, while Tivo-ing a Britney...
Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.
Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.
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