Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I'd better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure of the last one. So I asked X-Factor judge, Gir...
Dannii Minogue explained yesterday to anybody who was prepared to listen, the reason why she stripped bare naked without clothes for the Aussie version of Playboy magazine. For the thousandth time. The X-Factor judge and mentor told us (again):...
X-Factor twins John and Edward have found themselves caught up in a scandal known as Jedwardgate. Suspicion that all might not be as it seems with the vertical haired Irish twins has been simmering for weeks. Many commentators have suggested that...
LONDON - The odds-on-favorite to win the 2009 edition of X-Factor Danyl Johnson managed to sing good enough, to get enough viewer votes to 'live' to sing another week. After belting out a rendition of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" the 27-...
Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest 'hit' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5' 3" tall, according to critics. The medium of film and tele...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown spoke as "da hood" was in mourning tonight after the shock success of those twin shits, who are believed to be more stubborn to remove than Cockroaches after a Nuclear strike, who ousted fan favourite Rachel in tonight's r...
Amid chaotic scenes during the live screening of X-Factor last night, contestant Lucie Jones sensationally lashed out with a right hook aimed at judge Louis Walsh. The pugilistic interlude happened halfway through the singer's heart rending renditio...
Scientists across the UK are investigating massive seismic shifts which occurred some 80 minutes into tonight's X Factor. The earth tremors seemed to emanate from North London, and were accompanied by a pained droning scream. Dr Felch McRimmer...
X-factor Twins John and Edward have apologised ahead of tonight's show, one of them (we think it was John, but we can't be sure) said: "We are really sorry, our voices are sore, if you feel you want to chuck the remote at the TV then just do it, b...
Geordie warbler Cheryl Cole is becoming heartily sick and tired of reading ridiculous stories about herself. Cole, 26 or so, has been claimed to have done virtually everything under the sun, from appearing nude to swinging off Blackpool Tower riding...
In a shock revelation released today, it was revealed that the Irish twin X-Factor finalists from Dublin, Seamus and Seamus, are not actually twins. It was also discovered that not only are the twins not twins, but they are not Irish and not from...
LONDON - X-Factor Judge Danni Minogue has revealed in an interview with Russell Brand why she posed nude in PlayMister Magazine. The 38-year-old singer, actress, model told Brand that it was way back in 1995, and she was 24-years-old. She said...
LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company owns the musical reality shows X-Factor, American Idol, Hungarian Hero, Lithuanian Luminary, and Venezuelan Ventriloquist. Cowell has announced that his company will soon begin televising his la...
X-Factor contestants John and Edward have announced a new advertising contract, it was announced today. John and Edward Grimes, the nineteen-year-old twins who have entertained X-Factor audiences with their unprecedented lack of talent, have offic...
With The X-Factor reaching it's climax, concern mounts over what critics call 'an absolute bloody farce', after Cowell named his choice for a special guest judge to join the team for the final show. Speaking from his home in Bracknell, Cowell, yel...
LONDON - Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor. Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America's Adam Lambert are the two best singers he has heard in...
Well, the world of X-Factor came tumbling down at the weekend where the obsecene amounts of money being made by Simon Cowell and his cohort of judges is plainly going to their heads. In an almost bizarre scene that could have been from Carry On Ta...
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