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Funny story: Putin Announces Plan To Transport Frozen Dog Turds To Basildon

Putin Announces Plan To Transport Frozen Dog Turds To Basildon

Vladimir Putin has announced a plan to solve Moscow's frozen dog turd problem before the spring thaw sets in. The turds are to be transported to Basildon in Essex where they will be turned into jewelry for the locals. Putin has also found employme...

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Funny story: NBA Announces: The Russians are Coming! As Putin Protege Moves to Buy NY NETS and Gains Rights to Shooting Guard Gilbert Arenas!

NBA Announces: The Russians are Coming! As Putin Protege Moves to Buy NY NETS and Gains Rights to Shooting Guard Gilbert Arenas!

The NBA announced today it was one step closer to approving the 'buy in' of Mikhail Prokhorov, Billionaire Putin Protege for a professional basketball team, and the suspension of the suspension of Point & Shoot Guard Gilbert Arenas who was also w...

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Funny story: Obama Validates Nobel Peace Award: Turns Over Missile Defense Plans to Putin As Show of Good Faith!

Obama Validates Nobel Peace Award: Turns Over Missile Defense Plans to Putin As Show of Good Faith!

According to Moscow correspondent Earl "Pulitzer" Gray, the cafes and vodka martini bars are alive with the rumour that Vladimir Putin has pulled off the coup of the century by sweet talking America's "Innocent Abroad", Barry Obama, into giving up th...

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Funny story: Puppies constellation vampire star named after Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin

Puppies constellation vampire star named after Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Wallachia): Announcing the honor Search for Extraterrestiral Intelligence (SETI) chief Carl Sagan said today the V445 supoernova 'had been sucking in gas from a neighbouring star'. "Accordingly, we name the V445 vampire The...

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Funny story: Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Putin Denies Being Dobby's 'Long Lost Twin Brother"

Russia's President Putin has once again vehemently denied any connection with lovable House-Elf, Dobby. The reports flared up again during the President's visit of troubled Georgia, a country who last year unwisely tried to take on one of the lar...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

Vladimir Putin, Bear Grylls Bare All in Man vs. Siberia

If you've got a hankering to see Russia's answer to Teddy Roosevelt in action, you don't want to miss next week's new episode of Men Vs. Wild on Discovery's Channel. The special, dubbed Men Vs. Siberia, will feature Russian Prime Minister and judo...

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Putin For Good Deal On Alaska

Obama Thanks Putin For Good Deal On Alaska

President Obama said today that the deal in which the United States bought Alaska was "one of the best deals ever". Obama was speaking at the summit in Moscow where the two world leaders came together to pretend to reduce nuclear weapons (isn't that...

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Funny story: Obama visits Putin and his powerless sidekick Madman Medvedev!

Obama visits Putin and his powerless sidekick Madman Medvedev!

Dressed to kill, the Obama family winged into a freezing, wet and windy Moscow for a wild - west showdown with Mein Herr Putin and his notorious slave sidekick, "Charles Manson Lookalike" Dmitry Medvedev. Obamas family left the US dressed in brigh...

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Funny story: Obama tells Putin to Chillax

Obama tells Putin to Chillax

A week before his first visit to Russia, US President Barack Obama said that he thought Vladimir Putin should learn to 'Chillax'. Mr Obama stated how much he was looking forward to the trip and said that he had already asked Joe Biden to stock up Ai...

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Funny story: Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...

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Funny story: Medeved and Putin Arrested at Gay Rights Rally in Moscow

Medeved and Putin Arrested at Gay Rights Rally in Moscow

Moscovian undercover police dressed in drag attacked gay rights demonstrators in newly dubbed Pink Square near the Kremlin. Forty demonstrators were arrested and charged with independence of spirit, one of the crimes that once sent millions to th...

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Funny story: Putin sacks top military spook as Russian submarine fleet sucked into Bermuda Traingle-esque temporal anomaly

Putin sacks top military spook as Russian submarine fleet sucked into Bermuda Traingle-esque temporal anomaly

Bloodyvostock - (Cuban Missal Crisis Mess): The man in charge of Russia's vanished nuclear submarine fleet - last seen teetering on the brink of a notorious Arctic Circle wormhole - has been sacked by Prime Monster Vladimir Putin. GRU military int...

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Funny story: Buncefield arson 'caused by Chevron-smearing Putin thugs'

Buncefield arson 'caused by Chevron-smearing Putin thugs'

Hertfordshire - (Snake Oil Ass Mess): A High Court judge slammed Russian Prime Monster Vladimir Putin's hired thugs for the December 2005 arson attack on the Buncefield oil storage depot. Judge David Steel said that a series of global attacks on...

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Funny story: Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

Photographs Of Putin And Reagan Under Covers Leaked To Gay Porn Site

A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer, under the covers of a bed, with President Ronald McDonald, I mean Reagan. The 20-year old photo clearly shows the two men frolick...

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Funny story: Innovations Catalogue Item No 6

Innovations Catalogue Item No 6

The Election Fixer - Want to stay in power forever? Want to avoid silly little things like democracy? The the all-new election fixer is for you. Developed at laboratories in Moscow by Professor Putin, the renowned scientist and despot, the election fixer is a revelation. Gone are the days of military coups and juntas. Now you can maintain power whilst pretending to follow the constitution. And...

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Funny story: 'Era of cheap gags over' vows Putin

'Era of cheap gags over' vows Putin

Moscow - (Plutonium-210 Mess): Humorless Russian Prime Monster Vladimir Putin has warned a Moscow meeting that the 'era of cheap gags' about his manhood is over. In a keynote speech to members of a loose grouping known as the Gags Exporting Coun...

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Funny story: Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Impressed by Vladimir Putin's hold on Soviet power despite no longer being Premier, Dick Cheney has secretly flown to Moscow to be personally coached by the 'Iron Man Of Russia'. Knowing that he will be out of a job in a month and that a lot of h...

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