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Funny story: Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl

Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl

Crown Imports LLC reported in a press release today that it has signed an agreement with Republican Ron Paul. Paul will become the company spokesman for its St. Pauli Girl line of beers.

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Funny story: Austrian Bunker Man Was Trying To Recreate 'The Sound Of Music'

Austrian Bunker Man Was Trying To Recreate 'The Sound Of Music'

Josef Fritzl, the man who kept his daughter locked in a cellar for 24 years, and had seven children with her, was a big fan of The Sound Of Music, and may have been trying to recreate it in his home, police...

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Funny story: Austrian Bunker Kids Can't Wait To 'Get Cracking'

Austrian Bunker Kids Can't Wait To 'Get Cracking'

The Austrian children at the centre of the Bunker Scandal have said in a statement, that they can't wait to be unleashed into the outside world, and to discover all the wonderful things it has to offer.

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Funny story: "That Austrian Freak is Ruining the Reputation of our Dungeons"

"That Austrian Freak is Ruining the Reputation of our Dungeons"

NEW YORK, NY - Nerds and S & M enthusiasts gathered in New York to collectively protest the monstrous actions of a depraved Austrian man, and at the same time hopefully salvage the once good reputation of their beloved dungeons.

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Funny story: Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Bank Manager Sacked for Being Nice to a Customer

Ron Charming, manager of the HSBC (Hacked-off Sods Banking Company) bank in the Worcestershire sleepy hollow of Little Legover was today told to clear his desk because he was nice to a customer.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

Miley Cyrus Cleveland Steamer pics

In an attempt to distract the world from the risqué pictures currently circulating on the internet, Miley Cyrus has published her photographic collection of famous American boats through the ages.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

Daniel Radcliffe to be Next Prime Minister

I don't pretend to know anything about politics or any of those other intellectual subjects, mainly because I am too busy 'stalking' good old Radders but I can tell you this, Daniel Radcliffe is planning to replace Gordon Brown as the Pri...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Goes Ginger

Daniel Radcliffe Goes Ginger

Yesterday Daniel Radcliffe was spotted on busy London Street looking surprisingly different. No he wasn't dressed in drag. No he hasn't had plastic surgery. His hair was ginger, very ginger.

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Funny story: Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

Iran Bans Imports of Barbie Dolls

The Iranian Foreign Trade Commission has banned the import and sale of Barbie Dolls within the country. Stating that this doll, one of the most popular and best selling toys in the world, was an evil influence on the Iranian people, the government s...

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Funny story: Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Bush Family Advertising Deal With Anheuser-Busch

Anheuser-Busch announced today that it has signed a landmark advertising deal with the Bush family, including former President George H. W. Bush (George Bush Senior), current President George W. Bush, and others. Terms of the deal were not disclosed,...

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Funny story: Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.

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Funny story: San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

San Antonio Extends Statute Of Limitations for Ozzy Osbourne

In February of 1982, musician Ozzy Osbourne was arrested in San Antonio, Texas. He was wearing a dress in the downtown area and seen urinating on a statue in front of the Alamo. The monument was a shrine to the men, women, and children who died at...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and

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Funny story: Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

In science, zero degrees Kelvin is known as "absolute zero." This temperature, also measured at -273.15 degrees Celcius, is the point where no heat radiates from an object, no molecules are in motion, and nothing can be colder.

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Funny story: Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

Manufacturing industry admits they don't make them like they used to

The Department of Trade and Industry today issued it's long awaited report into current manufacturing processes and concluded that your dad is right - they no longer manufacture using previously valid methods.

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Funny story: Female Leg Research

Female Leg Research

According to recent research, it would appear Kylie Minogue has legs.

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Funny story: Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the controversial former Pastor of Senator and Presidential candidate Barack Obama, attempted to defend his position in an address to the NAACP yesterday. He has been in the news lately for statements that AIDS was created...

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