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Funny story: Tony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office

Tony Blair intends to work as a pimp after leaving office

Prime Minister, Tony Blair, said that he would standing down in June of this year and allowing Gordon Brown to assume leadership of the Labour Party at last.

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Funny story: Blair Unveils Withdrawal Plan From Iraq - Next Stop Afghan Riviera

Blair Unveils Withdrawal Plan From Iraq - Next Stop Afghan Riviera

Prime Minister Fony Bliar today announced plans for an immediate withdrawal of British troops from Iraq, as stupidly-named Operation Sinbad began a winding-down.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Staff at one of London's most prestigious department stores were left stunned today after a surprise visit by PM Tony Blair ended in controversy when the great man had a massive tantrum after his wife, Cherie Blair (QC) wouldn't let him buy a...

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Funny story: Blair to Be Surgically Separated from Bush so UK Troops can Leave Quagmire

Blair to Be Surgically Separated from Bush so UK Troops can Leave Quagmire

In one of the most daring surgical procedure of the new century, PM Blair will be cut free from conjoined twin Bush.

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Funny story: Blair to issue new laws

Blair to issue new laws

Tony Blair, sick of the criticism he has endured recently, is considering passing laws to stop people saying things about him...

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Funny story: Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...

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Funny story: Blairadiation Stuffed by Green Peace

Blairadiation Stuffed by Green Peace

Blairadiation, the lame lightning bug PM's nuculear (Twin Bush taught him pronunciation) energy plan has been seriously dissed by Judge Sullivan and Greenpeace, or was it Green day. Either way Greens have prevailed in warning the UK that Blair...

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Funny story: Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

In a bid to cut waiting times in Britains hospitals, the government has revealed radical new plans, which will see the introduction of cattle prods and stun guns for medical practitioners.

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

An independent inquiry into the Forest Gate Fiasco has unearthed some shocking hairy undercurrents of racism, and provided new insight into the workings of Britain's Police Force.

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Funny story: Blair Summons Ministers To Halt Damaging Leaks

Blair Summons Ministers To Halt Damaging Leaks

Prime Minister Tony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet next week in a bid to address the cracks that are threatening to split Downing Street apart.

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Funny story: Blair Seals His Legacy

Blair Seals His Legacy

Isle of Sheppy, United Kingdom - Tony Blair said today that the United Kingdom is to become the eighth continent of the world, cementing his legacy as a world player. He made the announcement on the small island just off the English coast, which one...

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Funny story: Blair: I Was Cameron's Pusher, What Of It?

Blair: I Was Cameron's Pusher, What Of It?

An in-depth investigation by The Spoof into the source of the Cameron drug taking shocker, has revealed that from an early age, Cameron was at the beck and call of one, Tony Blair, who kept him on a short leash, and...

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Funny story: Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Things Aren't Quite So Bootiful Down Norfolk way

Bernard Matthews has today sacked his marketing company following the recent campaign that has snowballed out of hand.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

Tony Blair Snubbed my Aunty Dot

I was shocked to a stand still after Tony Blair snubbed my Aunty Dot in favour of meeting Shilpa Shetty.

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Funny story: Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

Bush-Blair Declared First Post-Natal Identical Twins!

In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the wor...

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Funny story: Blair To Go Gay for a Month

Blair To Go Gay for a Month

London - Tony Blair announced today that he is going to become a homosexual for 30 days. Blair stated that since he has initiated and passed several laws giving gays more rights that he should find out first hand if he has done the right thing. Blair...

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