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Funny story: Spoof Writer Accepts Gitmo Detainee Into SC Retirement Home!

Spoof Writer Accepts Gitmo Detainee Into SC Retirement Home!

Pawleys Island, SC/ Waccamaw Times - As a sign of tough economic times, a Struggling, Retired Spoof Writer, has agreed to accept a high profile Muslim Terrorist into his home in exchange for the standard $10m Tarp Terrorist Housing Fee offered by the...

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Funny story: American Fascists Turn to Acts of Terror

American Fascists Turn to Acts of Terror

The rise of American Fascism has been predicted by some since the extreme militarism and big business domination of the Bush-Cheney co- Presidency. The far right wing discrimination against women seemed to confirm the emergence of a US fascist ph...

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Funny story: Politician Wounded in Terror Attack

Politician Wounded in Terror Attack

The Government has acted swiftly in response to what it called a 'vicious and unprovoked attack' on a Labour MP by a newly-formed terrorist organisation. The attack, on former Home Secretary David Blunkett, left him with a broken rib and severe br...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Prime Minister Contracts Rabies After Being Bitten by Rabid Terrorist

Whitehall -Prime Minister Gordon Brown has contracted the deadly virus Rabies, after being bitten by a rabid terrorist in Leeds last week. The terrorist, Abu Hamu Islam Mohammed has been kept in an isolated cell in Bradford-Leeds prison since Janu...

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Funny story: Newspaper shows terrorists the best way to bomb Britain

Newspaper shows terrorists the best way to bomb Britain

Britain's leading smut peddler The News Of The World (NOTW), yesterday continued to show the worlds terrorists the best places to bomb in Britain, as well as the easiest way to gain entry. Yesterday two of its reporters, posing as two Middle Eastern...

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Funny story: Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"

(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...

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Funny story: Shopping Centre Hit by Fumes Scare

Shopping Centre Hit by Fumes Scare

A shopping centre has been evacuated and more than 30 people treated by paramedics following a fumes incident. Medics were called to The Bullring Shopping Centre in Birmingham after staff and shoppers complained of feeling dizzy and nauseous. A su...

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Funny story: Coronation Street To Become Embroiled In Terror Plot

Coronation Street To Become Embroiled In Terror Plot

It was revealed today that soap opera Coronation Street will become embroiled in it's very own terror plot this coming September. A spokesman said that it will add much needed vigour to a very tedious show. Local fuddy duddies Ken Barlow and No...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast. After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying ca...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Tests America's Readiness for 'Perfect Redneck Storm'

Swine Flu Epidemic Tests America's Readiness for 'Perfect Redneck Storm'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Fire drills are a great way for kids to practice how to safely evacuate a building in an emergency situation. Most fire drills involve hundreds, even thousands of kids being emptied from a building in a mere 3 to 4 minutes, quite...

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Funny story: Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

A spokesman for The Einstein announced today that a box of unknown papers that belonged to Albert Einstein has been discovered in Pavia, Italy where he once lived. Inside the box, along with many "Girl Goodies" of the day, showing plenty of ankle...

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Funny story: Crazy hook handed terrorist converting to Christianity and replacing hook with bible

Crazy hook handed terrorist converting to Christianity and replacing hook with bible

Jordan - Crazy hook-handed terrorist Abu Hamza is converting to Christianity after "seeing the light" last weekend during a life changing incident. Hamza, well known in Britain as Islamic Preacher of Hate, left the country in 2007 to go on a cheap...

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Funny story: Democrats to Close GITMO, Terrorists Will Be in Charge of Munitions Disposal and 4th of July Fireworks Displays

Democrats to Close GITMO, Terrorists Will Be in Charge of Munitions Disposal and 4th of July Fireworks Displays

President Obama will close Guantanamo Bay Home for Wayward terrorists. When asked where he will place the dangerous culprits who have not been charged or convicted of any crime whatsoever, Obama and his Demo conspirators were initially silent. R...

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Funny story: Homosexual Gangs Terrorize Inner City

Homosexual Gangs Terrorize Inner City

Washington, D.C. - In the shadows of the U.S. Capitol, residents in the southeast section of Washington D.C. have seen an increase in homosexual gang activity in recent weeks. Already accustomed to high rates of crime, the citizens of this neighborh...

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Funny story: Why is Mumbai terrorist asking for Pakistani Urdu newspaper - is he looking for secret ISI coded instructions?

Why is Mumbai terrorist asking for Pakistani Urdu newspaper - is he looking for secret ISI coded instructions?

MUMBAI, INDIA: The lawyer for Mumbai terrorist Kasab says his client is going crazy in solitary confinement and wants to take strolls outside his cell. He has submitted a list of requests from the last surviving Pakistani terrorist which includ...

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Funny story: Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...

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Funny story: Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Huddersfield, W Yorks - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Ex-UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has blamed militant vegan Al-Qaeda terrorists for the blast which killed a 37-year-old Huddersfield pie factory worker this week. Prescott says he's seen evide...

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