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Funny story: Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

In a story that would not seem amiss in his own hit soap opera, Coronation Street, pint-sized pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has claimed that Prince Phillip called him a sponger. Close friends and insiders to his inner scrotum, tell of Cowell's incre...

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Funny story: ITV Announces New Show

ITV Announces New Show

ITV, the troubled UK television network company, has announced plans for a new show. The programme will be hosted by Simon Cowell, Jeremy Kyle and Sir Michael Grade, and this panel will view one-minute acts by all 4,500 ITV employees. At the end of...

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Funny story: Cowell: "I want to be Frozen"

Cowell: "I want to be Frozen"

Music mogul and all round pain in the bum Simon Cowell caused a stampede today when he announced that he wished to be frozen and brought back to life at a later date. Many members of the public lay siege to the television studios where the X(treme...

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Funny story: Simon Cowley is looking for a new girl

Simon Cowley is looking for a new girl

Controversial Idol judge and infamous sexpot Simon Cowley says he is looking for a new "beau", and says she should be Mediterranean in appearance, not too tall and very sexy. When asked if someone like Penelope Cruz would be appropriate, Cowley s...

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Funny story: Recession victims TV Cowell X-job op

Recession victims TV Cowell X-job op

Credit crunch job losers could find employment through a new TV series. Simon Cowell, the Marquis of Granby, George Osborne and Les Dennis are to be judges in the new series of Britain's Got A Job. "We are looking for real victims of the credit...

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Funny story: 2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

2009 American Idol Contestants Compete To Be First To Have Nude Photos Posted

Who will be this years Antonella Barba? Will it be Miami's Conchita Maria Sosa? Will it be Boise's Alexis Jacobsen? How about Anne South of Kansas City? Will tradition be broken and the first be Detroit's Bart Travis? Who will be the first of th...

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Funny story: Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Newest American Idol Season Already Has Controversy

Joanna Pacitti is already causing controversy on American Idol. The singer, who passed through to the Hollywood round from the Louisville auditions, already has had a recording contract, performed as Annie on Broadway, knows one of the judges, and w...

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Funny story: Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

Kelly Brook Sacked after Six Days

In what many are terming the Worst Publicity Stunt in History, Kelly Brook has been sacked by Simon Cowell from the Britain's Got Talent. Less than a week ago the brunette, who has trouble keeping her clothes on, was hired by the ITV1 Talentless s...

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Funny story: Gary Barlow announces Y-Factor talent show for BBC1

Gary Barlow announces Y-Factor talent show for BBC1

Gary Barlow, one of the blokes from former boy - now man - band - "Take That", announced today that he is bringing a new and unique talent show to BBC1 in the Spring. Called the Y-Factor, this new show will be attempting to unearth some new talent...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Saves the Economy

Simon Cowell Saves the Economy

Some wealthy part of the countryside, England- Despite doom and gloom on the high street, the government's new road map out of the recession is coming to fruition thanks to Simon Cowell and his purchase of a huge £10m mansion. The recently knight...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography

X-Factor's Leona Lewis and her "amazing" autobiography

X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is said to have signed a deal for her "amazing" autobiography for publication later this year. Her publisher, Doddery and Powton, said the book would be "amazing" because the singer is only 23 and has only been known fo...

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Funny story: Cowell Delighted as UK's Final Non-celebrity is Found

Cowell Delighted as UK's Final Non-celebrity is Found

The UK's final non-celebrity has been found, living an unassuming life in an ex-mining village in South Yorkshire. TV production companies had long suspected that there was at least one 'talent' that remained undiscovered and months of painstaking re...

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Funny story: Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

Public fuming after X-Factor results announced before final takes place

The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...

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Funny story: Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers

Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...

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Funny story: Government To Pass 'X Factor Bill' Next Thursday

Government To Pass 'X Factor Bill' Next Thursday

Prime Minster Gordon Brown has announced in a statement from Downing Street this morning that, as a result of the debacle involving Laura White on the X Factor last Saturday, the government is to take action that will prevent a repeat of 'poor voting...

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Funny story: Man who looks, acts, talks and dresses like Simon Cowell is as Gay as a Ferret

Man who looks, acts, talks and dresses like Simon Cowell is as Gay as a Ferret

A man who bears an uncanny likeness to American Idol judge Simon Cowell has been voted the gayest guy in America. Simon Trowel, from Bay City Michigan, wears chest-high pants, works in the media and entertainment business and even talks with a dis...

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Funny story: X-Factor Judges At War Again!

X-Factor Judges At War Again!

Both pop insiders and fans of the ITV show "The X Factor" were said to be reeling yesterday as more revelations from the hit show concerning the fractious relationship between the programmes judges were revealed. Norwich based Girlband "Bootiful"...

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