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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress

Jeremy Clarkson had an affair with mistress That's all I read of a headline in a 'daily' today. Well, I thought to myself, naturally the affair WOULD be with a mistress, unless it was a fella. I didn't bother reading the whole article because, quite frankly, most of those so called 'celebs' are doing 'it' with anyone, everywhere, anyway they can these days. Don't kid yourselves. They'...

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Funny story: New LAW Requires Licence For Sex

New LAW Requires Licence For Sex

Early this morning British Prime Minister, David Cameron has passed a law saying that everyone of the ages 16 to 65 must possess a licence to have sex. As part of a new government initiative to promote health and safety when having sex, the lice...

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Funny story: Underage sex-makers to be enticed with fruit flavoured morning after pill

Underage sex-makers to be enticed with fruit flavoured morning after pill

A morning-after pill manufacturer is set to compete for custom by producing the tablet in an array of enticing flavours to encourage more under-age sex makers to coming crying to their brand when trying to remove all consequence of last nights reckle...

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Funny story: Andrew Lloyd-Webber unable to ever have sex again - writing new musical on subject

Andrew Lloyd-Webber unable to ever have sex again - writing new musical on subject

Andew Lloyd-Webber is open about the fact that he can never have sex again. This is a side effect of having received treatment for prostate cancer. Many people cannot have sex for a variety of reasons but don't go shouting it off rooftops. Many a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen's "Tiger Sex Tour" Sells Out Across America

Charlie Sheen is capitalizing on his own success and leaving everyone else in the wake, including CBS. His latest venture is the Tiger Sex Tour which, at last count, is scheduled to open in 300 theaters across America as well as two theaters in Canad...

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Funny story: At last - An Irish Sex Manual!

At last - An Irish Sex Manual!

The first Irish sex instructional manual written by an Irishman has just been launched in Dublin and looks set to be a best seller. Actress Helen Mirren said she was sure it was what the country needed even though she had not yet had a chance to read it. But, she said, "Irish men are the best lovers in the world. They may not say much but they sure as hell know what they want." Written by an e...

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Funny story: RV Careens Off Cliff, Apparently Result of Geriatric Sex Act Gone Wrong

RV Careens Off Cliff, Apparently Result of Geriatric Sex Act Gone Wrong

BOULDER, CO - An elderly couple on their way from Boulder to Durango lost control of their 2008 Ambassador recreational vehicle on a mountainside and rolled over while unsuccessfully negotiating a sharp curve, tumbling forty feet to the bottom of a s...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Praised for Bringing Workplace Promiscuity into the Spotlight

Newt Gingrich Praised for Bringing Workplace Promiscuity into the Spotlight

For anyone doubting Newt Gingrich's claims that working too hard or, in his words, "plunging oneself too deeply into their work" can cause many married men to stray, a new study just out actually proves he may be telling the truth. In fact, Gingr...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Susan Boyle jumps on the bandwagon and starts collecting goldfish

Apparently Susan Boyle has heard about the 'goldfish craze' and has jumped on the bandwagon in order to 'stay in the news'. Susan has had a HUGE aquarium delivered to her new home in Blackburn, Scotland and has filled it with goldfish of varying s...

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Funny story: British Scientists Warn Of Using GPS To Find Erogenous Zone

British Scientists Warn Of Using GPS To Find Erogenous Zone

Britain's Royal Academy of Engineering warned of the danger of using GPS based satelite navigation systems to find one's own or partner's erogenous zone. "Society is becoming dangerously over reliant on GPS systems to navigate uncharted areas r...

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Funny story: Queen orders No-Fly Zone around Prince Andrew's trouser zippers

Queen orders No-Fly Zone around Prince Andrew's trouser zippers

London - The Duke of York has had to cancel a 'Big Bang: UK Young Scientists Fair' trip this Friday over 'unfortunate connotations'. The Max Mosley-lookalike freeloader has been told he'll have to keep those adolf-esecent Big Bang theories to hims...

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Funny story: Girls who smoke have sex earlier

Girls who smoke have sex earlier

A new study from Lincolnshire University of Science and Technology has revealed that girls who smoke have sex earlier than non-smokers. "We have conductive an extensive survey," said Alec Coucher, head of Intimate Studies at LUST. "Having factored...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner's Sex Biography Released

Hugh Hefner's Sex Biography Released

Hugh Hefner recovering from a hernia operation in a private clinic in LA has announced the forthcoming publication of "Stop It!" a book, written by the publishing guru himself and based largely on his own life. So, writes Lance Godbolt of The Vagina Observer. "It is more than a biography," explained Hefner. "It is largely, and very largely at that, a scientific investigation into human sexual...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Shocker: It's Only Been Two Years Since She First Had Sex!

Lady Gaga Shocker: It's Only Been Two Years Since She First Had Sex!

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga who oozes sexuality has revealed a shocking secret. The glam singer says that she had her first sexual encounter just a two short years ago. When asked what her definition of sex is she replied in a manner that left no do...

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Funny story: Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Devon - A Plymouth Crown Court heard this week how tourism had trebled in the Lee Mill village area with the opening of a Nazi-themed S&M brothel. Straightjacket Cottage was packed with whips, masks, paddles, handcuffs, shackles and Nazi sex r...

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Funny story: Horny African elephant attempts to have sex with a VW, but his penis didn't fit in the exhaust!

Horny African elephant attempts to have sex with a VW, but his penis didn't fit in the exhaust!

Safari tourists experienced a terrifying incident in Pilanesberg game reserve, South Africa as a horny bull elephant full of balls attempted to copulate with a VW passat. The passengers realised there was something wrong when Amarula, the bull ele...

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Funny story: French Sexual Crisis

French Sexual Crisis

Scientists testing French frogs and tadpoles have found that pollution is having a strange effect over the frogs. 'They are becoming intersexed' said Prof Bromide from the Sorebum 'there is a real mix up and no one knows who the men or women are.

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