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Funny story: "Ban Rowling or face more school shootings" warns Atlanta mom

"Ban Rowling or face more school shootings" warns Atlanta mom

Loganville, Atlanta, Ge - (Associated Mess): Indoctrinating children is the sole preserve of Pro-Bush fundamentalist TheoCons parents and should not be put out to wiccan-agenda foreign franchise operators like J K Rowling who only pollute young mind...

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Funny story: War on Terra: Bush convenes school violence summit

War on Terra: Bush convenes school violence summit

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration is reportedly so alarmed at the dearth of armed pupils in US public schools that it is convening a top level meeting to discuss policy initiatives for self-help schemes designed to combat th...

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Funny story: Frederico The Fruit Wrangler

Frederico The Fruit Wrangler

Once upon a time there was a boy named Frederico. A gangling, nervous dude who could barely tell you his name, without st-st-stuttering and stammering. Most nights while the other children played and ran, he sat in his room and conquered the world in a video game. Frederico was a lonely boy. At school he had no friends because he had no skills, other boys had musical talent or kung fu, some...

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Funny story: US to 'Render' Iranian Football Team

US to 'Render' Iranian Football Team

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims his country has evidence which proves the US is using its World Cup Squad to hide a CIA Rendition team which is under the leadership of School of the Americas alumni, Bruce Arena.

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Funny story: New Pen Packs a Good Time for Students of the Art of Love

New Pen Packs a Good Time for Students of the Art of Love

New York - The Back-to-School Season is ramping up. New lines of ‘multi-purpose' writing implements are jousting for shelf space, slick ads are cropping up everywhere, clamoring for attention. But the new Bic Duo may be forced to the bottom shelf whe...

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Funny story: Good Witch Glinda Protests Opening of Witch School

Good Witch Glinda Protests Opening of Witch School

At the recent opening of a Witch School in Hoopeston, Illinois, there was an uninvited guest. If you can call her a guest, that is. To the school's faculty, she was an intruder. Glinda the Good Witch made a rare public appearance to protest w...

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Funny story: Government Proposes Pupil Vetting Records

Government Proposes Pupil Vetting Records

Contrary to what the ludicrously altruistic television commercials may have us believe - that teaching is a wonderful profession, practised in the company of dedicated, intellectually challenging young adults - school pupils are now being subject to...

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Funny story: FEMA is very taxing on US

FEMA is very taxing on US

There are two things that are most important in life to me. And I never learned them in any school. They are how to raise a kid, and how to handle money. Congressional investigators have found that Hurricanes Katrina and Rita had $1.4 billion in bogus claims for hurricane relief.

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Funny story: White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

Earlier this week, numerous faculty members at Boston College, including members of the theology department signed a petition demanding that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not receive an honorary degree for speaking at that school's commencement...

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Funny story: Jon Stewart's "America" Not Real Civics Textbook.

Jon Stewart's "America" Not Real Civics Textbook.

A high school civics teacher from upstate New York has announced that he will no longer be using Jon Stewart's "America (The Book)" as a primary textbook for students.

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Funny story: Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Ottawa, Canada -- Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.

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Funny story: Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

Cheney Enrolls In Hunting School

The White house announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has enrolled in a two week course at a South Texas hunting school to try to patch up his hunting skills a bit.

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Funny story: Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...

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Funny story: Houston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One

Houston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One

HOUSTON - Superstar Beyonce, charged with driving 28 in a 25 mph school zone finds herself sharing the courtroom spotlight with Enron defendants AND former House Majority leader Tom Delay in what Houston bills as "the greatest trial on earth...

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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job

Ruth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job

Education Minister Ruth Kelly is under pressure again after it was revealed that a convicted axe murderer, Reginald Pox was cleared to teach in a secondary school in spite of being on the Axe Murderer's Register.

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Funny story: Alito Hearing Degenerates into School Yard Brawl

Alito Hearing Degenerates into School Yard Brawl

Washington D.C. -- The Senate Judicial Committee presiding over Judge Samuel Alito's confirmation looked more like a 2nd grade playground than a serious deliberative body as Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass) and Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa) got into a maj...

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Funny story: Woody Pulps Highly Critical of The Spoof

Woody Pulps Highly Critical of The Spoof

As a new reader of and writer for The Spoof, I have been reading the articles and find them to be very funny, but I must admit that I am quiet apalled by the many speling mistakes and typos that abbound everywhere. Ostensably the writers have had at least a grammer school eduction and should be able to use good grammer and spell good to. Aparently this is not the case.

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