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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Rob Pattinson Says Fans Make Him Sick And That He's Had Enough

Superstar and erstwhile vampire actor Rob Pattinson today announced that he was sick to death of his so-called fans and said he'd had enough of the showbiz industry. Allegedly. He allegedly - but as yet unconfirmed - told me, and me alone: "...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson analysis communism

Robert Pattinson analysis communism

Robert Pattinson today gave an interview on his concepts of communism and capitalism. Pattinson explains that Capitalism helps Communism because Capitalism deteriorates an enemy's social structure. Robert Pattinson explains that Capitalism causes...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Wasn't After Twilight Series Until He Met Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson Wasn't After Twilight Series Until He Met Kristen Stewart

News being sounded across the net Saturday was that Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight books or that they were planning to turn them into movies, until he met Kristen Stewart. "I have to admit that all those rumors are true", stated...

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Funny story: Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars

Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars

Hamburg, Germany - Actor, environmental activist and ski resort developer, Robert Redford, 71, has married his longtime girlfriend, Sibylle Szaggars, 51, in a private ceremony at the St. Catherine Church in Hamburg, Germany. Although the actor's...

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Funny story: Lautner and Pattinson "Show down" Wolf finally gone mad

Lautner and Pattinson "Show down" Wolf finally gone mad

At excatly 2:00 a.m Taylor Lautner was spotted outside of Olive Garden. He seemed very upset about something. A very close source told us that Lautner Apparently was waiting for his co-star Robert Pattinson. The unconfirmed source said that Robert...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis

Robert Pattinson Says Kristen Stewart Having Identity Crisis

Robert Pattinson says his co-star in the Twilight Series is having an identity crisis and often goes into the fictional personalty of Bella Swan when they are out together. "Our friends and co-workers thought she was just having them on, but she's...

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Funny story: Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

The Boise Inquirer- The quiet city of Boise Idaho was a little less quiet when academy award winning actor Robert Deniro was seen leaving Walgreens on wednesday evening. An onlooker spotted the "Analyse This" star leaving at around 11:45 p.m carrying...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

Pattinson, Lautner Tapped for "Hulk" Series

HOLLYWOOD, CA - The SeeBS Network signed a tentative deal with New Moon stars Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner to begin filming a new primetime TV series based on a marvelous comic book character. No surprise: Lautner will play the hulking beast,...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid Of Dark Shadows

Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid Of Dark Shadows

Robert Pattinson, who recently startled fans by saying he may not go on with the Twilight series of movies because it would typecast him as "The Vampire Cullen" has been advised by someone who should know, actor Jonathon Frid. To those of you too...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Star Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson's Baby?

Twilight Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are soon to be the parents of a new baby. The story was broken first by an Australian magazine. Neither of the stars has officially confirmed the rumour, and their publicists have not returned...

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Funny story: Is Kristen Stewart Pregnant By Robert Pattinson?

Is Kristen Stewart Pregnant By Robert Pattinson?

That's what all the fans are trying to find out after the story and a photo of Stewart's little round belly appeared in an Australian publication, News Weekly. The story has now been picked up here in the U.S. and was touched upon by the New York...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson May Not Do Anymore Twilight After Eclipse

Robert Pattinson May Not Do Anymore Twilight After Eclipse

It came as a shock recently when Robert Pattinson stated that he wasn't at all sure that he wanted to do the "Twilight: Breaking Dawn"! "I'm really becoming afraid that my other movies are not drawing me away from the fact that I'm still "Eward Cu...

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Funny story: Robert McNamara's Corpse to be Tried as War Criminal

Robert McNamara's Corpse to be Tried as War Criminal

The architect of the US Vietnam War debacle who discovered his errors long after millions of American students told him: Hell No , We Won't Go! has finally joined the 58, 000 dead US soldiers he sent to Hades. The corpse of the former Defense Secreta...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked

Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians. In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Teen heart throb Rob Pattinson, star of Twilight was today hurt after being chased by a mob of excitable teens into the path of an oncoming taxi in New York City. The cab driver braked, but the vehicle struck the twenty three year old star in the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Nearly Killed By Fans

Robert Pattinson Nearly Killed By Fans

Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York as he tried to run away from a crowd of teenage fans, according to reports. Pattinson, who some say was in a scuffle earlier in the day behind the stage during film shoot was not seriou...

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