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Funny story: Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

The Catholic Church today rejected the Republican Parties attempt to have Ronald Reagan canonized as a saint. The Republicans have been striving for some time to win over the Church to their viewpoint of Reagan as being divine, but the Catholics...

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Funny story: Congressional Republicans Deny Irrelevancy: "T*ts on a Bull Would be VERY Useful."

Congressional Republicans Deny Irrelevancy: "T*ts on a Bull Would be VERY Useful."

Washington, DC: Congressional Republicans reacted angrily today at accusations of abject incompetence and political irrelevance from both within and outside the party. Republican leaders denied their perceived lack of any direction for the country...

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Funny story: Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives Furious Over Obama's Decision To Rid U.S. Of Ignorance.

Conservatives are incensed at President Obama (yeah, yeah, I know- what else is new) for his stance on improving education. The US has been lagging at an embarrassing 26th place behind other developed and undeveloped nations. He has sworn to shorten...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona devastated by Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan Party Antics

Kerry Katona devastated by Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan Party Antics

Friends of Kerry Katona say she has been left devastated after being forced to watch footage of Colleen Nolan and Jason Donovan at the Annual Iceland Christmas Party. She had hoped that her friends would boycott the Christmas party this year as...

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Funny story: Gatecrashers at US President's party "were black"

Gatecrashers at US President's party "were black"

Washington DC Police have released information about the gate-crashing couple found at the White House yesterday at a US Presidential party. The couple were instantly noticed and thrown out of the party for being "insufficiently pasty-faced", and "of...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Republican Rehabilitation Ranch for Recovering Liberals Expands Facilities

Ronald Reagan Republican Rehabilitation Ranch for Recovering Liberals Expands Facilities

Simi Valley CA: The Ronald Reagan Republican Rehabilitation (R4) Ranch for recovering liberals has added a new wing to its current facilities. A brief ribbon cutting ceremony was followed by family members and former Reagan administration officials g...

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Funny story: Ex-Kamikaze Pilot to Consult With Republicans for 2010 and 2012

Ex-Kamikaze Pilot to Consult With Republicans for 2010 and 2012

Colonel Yokado Nakamura, formerly of The Japanese Air Force and an instructor for Kamikaze pilots in World War 2 has been hired by the NRC to consult on the 2010 and 2012 elections. Mr. Nakamura now lives in Santa Clara California and is a floral...

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Funny story: Man posing as Dante crashes wedding party

Man posing as Dante crashes wedding party

The 'Devil May Cry' series have been highly successful, and whenever top Capcom games are mentioned, 'Devil May Cry' is always in the fray. But no one thought they'll be this popular! Sporting as Dante, the main protagonist from the first to the t...

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Funny story: Breaking News: Republicans to hold 2012 Convention In Phone Booth

Breaking News: Republicans to hold 2012 Convention In Phone Booth

A source inside the Republican National Committee has confirmed that the RNC is planning to hold the 2012 convention in a telephone booth. With the steep decline in the number of Americans who now declare themselves Republicans, the RNC has been face...

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Funny story: Republicans to Build Wailing Wall on DC Mall

Republicans to Build Wailing Wall on DC Mall

In a joint news conference today, Senator Mitch McConnell, Congressman John Boehner, and RNC Chairman Michael Steele announced that they were petitioning Congress to build a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall. "It is time for REAL Americans to have a plac...

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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...

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Funny story: Republicans to Waterboard Senatord Olympia Snowe; Burn Speaker Pelosi at the Stake

Republicans to Waterboard Senatord Olympia Snowe; Burn Speaker Pelosi at the Stake

Republican leadership in the House and Senate announced today that they would start the proceedings to water board Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine to determine if she is a real Republican. This will be done in the Senate chambers. They will also int...

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Funny story: Labour Party to disband after next election

Labour Party to disband after next election

Westminster [LONDON]: The shock news that the Labour party is going to disband for good after the next election, has been met with the following announcements. Gordon Brown shouted the news to his whips at the House of Commons, with the decree, "If...

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Funny story: Environmental Republic of Gaia Declares Independence

Environmental Republic of Gaia Declares Independence

Santa Catalina CA: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has sold a two square mile corner of Santa Catalina Island to a group of extreme environmentalists for $42 billion. This amount exactly equals the state's current budget deficit. An int...

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Funny story: Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Washington, DC - The Beatles - rock & roll legends, voice of a generation, liars. "I remember Joe screaming at his record player," said John Hill a longtime friend of South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. Hill explains Wilson was upset by John...

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Funny story: New Labour Changes Its Party Logo

New Labour Changes Its Party Logo

In an attempt to gain momentum towards the next general election, New Labour has decided to change its logo in an attempt to appeal more to the voters. 'We've paid many lobby groups and research firms to try and find a new logo for us,' Gordon Bro...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Republicans and Democrats to Change Party Symbols

Washington DC - The elephant and donkey communities are breathing a collective sigh of relief. No longer will their likenesses be associated with either of the major US political parties. Republicans and Democrats announced today they are changing...

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