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Funny story: Witty marquee saves thousands

Witty marquee saves thousands

DULUTH, GA - Fortunately for residents in an Atlanta suburb, a church marquee was witty enough to beckon the entire town inside where the populace promptly solidified their eternal fate.

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Funny story: Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Demo Bigot Voters In Quandry!

Almost anyone who grew up in a working class Democrat family can identify with the Demobigot. Maybe he was your Dad, your Uncle Guiseppe, Tio Jose or Opa but there they were card-carrying union members who voted Democratic like it was a religion but regularly disrespected women and blacks.

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Funny story: Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

The U.S. government was reeling from multi-trillion dollar debts when it seized on the perfect way to make infinite profits - starting its own religion. The President and Vice-President went before Congress to announce the start of The Church of Amer...

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Funny story: America is global epicenter of daft religions

America is global epicenter of daft religions

Santa MonicaLewinsky, Ca - (Fund-a-mental Mess): A TV poll about god-squad epidemology has identified the United States as the global epicenter of superstitious psychosis.

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Funny story: Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".

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Funny story: God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

God recalls the year 2007; space-time continuum to be reset back one year at midnight on New Year's Eve; quantum mechanics fear end of the Universe

Vatican City - It's official. At the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve 2007 God will turn back the hands of time, resetting the space-time continuum back to December 31, 2006. The act of God was requested by Pope Benedict XVI when he praye...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Canterbury -- The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, is taking the Church of England in a bold new direction. "It is time," he said, "and I feel it is right that religious worship return t...

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Funny story: Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

A Bristol woman has astounded local people by allegedly performing a miracle with nothing more than a large haddock.

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Funny story: Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Gov. of Georgia calls on preachers to pray for rain; ACLU files lawsuit alleging violation of Church and State; Theologians warn of wrath of God

Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...

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Funny story: Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

Big Penis Guy: My penis is a temple, come worship it

World famous penis owner, Dave Pekering, from Oxford England, is amazed with all the attention his 'pecker' is getting - so amazed that he has sought official recognition from the Society of Religious Organistaions for it to...

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Funny story: Only Me.

Only Me.

What is nature? Is nature a life style? Is nature a religion? Is nature a habit? Is nature a routine? Is nature a behav...

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Funny story: Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

(Atlanta) - The State of Georgia is undergoing the worst drought in its history. The long hard drought threatens to dry up crops, dry up money and dry up people. Things are so bad that Governor Sonny Perdue last week, in desperation, called for the p...

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Funny story: Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Heaven's Gate Cult Return From Outerspace

Rancho Santa Fe, California - Thirty-eight members of the former 'Heaven's Gate' cult have returned from outerspace after spending the last decade riding a spaceship with Jesus Christ. The cult members had departed Earth in 1997 when

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Funny story: Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Heaven - God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are reported to be slightly concerned over the intentions of a 'very helpful' supermarket chain.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.

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Funny story: God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers

HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.

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