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Funny story: Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Basel, Switzerland - (Grand Slam Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has told a Vatican crowd that Roger Federrer is his grandson after ex-grand slam champ Boris Becker proved DNA positive to be the Pontif's own firstborn and the subsequent father of th...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Possessed by Gary Glitter

Pope Benedict Possessed by Gary Glitter

Pope Benedict - who recently returned to the Catholic Church after earlier resigning in disgrace after the Jesus-gate scandal - has now claimed to be possessed by the demonic spirit of Glam Rock naug...

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Funny story: Pope hails human sacrifice after remains found under Vatican

Pope hails human sacrifice after remains found under Vatican

Vatican - (Cannibal Mess): The remains of hundreds of young adults and children have been discovered under the Vatican kitchens prompting fears the Pope will now have to come clean about pontifical ritual dietary secrets.

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Funny story: Pope Opposes Seductiveness of Science

Pope Opposes Seductiveness of Science

Pope Benedict issued a statement declaring that people should listen to their hearts and their faith and not to "seductiveness of science." The centuries old battle between religion and science has caused rifts with the Catholic Church for...

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Funny story: Pope trolls Hellfire Club chatrooms, appoints Archbishop Fergus McShergar as Cardinal

Pope trolls Hellfire Club chatrooms, appoints Archbishop Fergus McShergar as Cardinal

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): "And I will make you fissures (sic) of men!" were the immortal words of the P2 Lodge grand wizard and Bishop of Rome as he deftly anointed the trembling lips, foreheads, breasts and bodily orifices of...

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Funny story: Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...

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Funny story: Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

Pope to Sex up anti-Sex Campaign

Sex Sells! We see it every day on TV, Radio, toilets, under manhole covers its in- (or un-) escapable.

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Funny story: Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...

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Funny story: Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Pope to Recruit New Coach for Notre Dame Football Team

Rumor has it the pontiff will be in the US early next year to recruit Jimmy Johnson to coach Notre Dame to a championship year.

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Funny story: Pope Refinances the Vatican

Pope Refinances the Vatican

Vatican City, Italy (IP) - The Pope has had to refinance Vatican City and was fortunate to be able to do so during a period of falling interest rates.

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Funny story: Pope to ask Bandar for BAE slush fund handout

Pope to ask Bandar for BAE slush fund handout

Vatican City - (Baksheesh Mess): Tuesday's historic state visit by the king of Sordid Arabia to the Vatican is set to focus on the Pontiff's demands for a slice of the BAE slushfund that former ambassador to the US Prince Bandar received from...

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Funny story: Madeleine's Abductor Had No Face

Madeleine's Abductor Had No Face

A sketched picture of a man believed to look a bit like the person who may have abducted Madeleine McCann, if indeed, she has been abducted, has been hastily cobbled together in a joint venture by one of Mr and Mrs McCann's drunken friends, and an F...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.

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Funny story: Pope John Paul II 'appears' in Diana tunnel vision

Pope John Paul II 'appears' in Diana tunnel vision

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): An image of Pope John Paul II has mysteriously appeared in the Pont d'Alma tunnel where Princess Diana met her death.

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Funny story: Pope suspends gay monsignor

Pope suspends gay monsignor

Vatican Shitty - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Pope has suspended a high-ranking gay Catholic priest from the cross.

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Funny story: Opus Dei cover-up in Maddie disappearance

Opus Dei cover-up in Maddie disappearance

Portimao, Algarve - (Disaster Press): Portuguese press sources have claimed that the sinister self-flagellation sect Opus Dei is being probed about a cover-up of vital clues in the disappearance of Maddie McCann.

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Funny story: Portuguese cops think Pope is shielding Kate McCann

Portuguese cops think Pope is shielding Kate McCann

Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Press): Lip-readers hired by the Portimao police have told the Special Porsecutor reviewing evidence in the Maddie McCann case that Pope Joseph Ratzinger might be shielding Kate McCann.

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