The Holy Father of Roman Catholicism, Pope Benedict recently declared himself, the first, since he believes that the one true Church deserves him as the one true Pope.
Pope Benedict, the former Cardinal No, on the Vatican private jet bound for Bush City, told reporters that he has suffered greatly because of the pedophilia scandal during his reign as Cardinal of the Holy Inquisition and Victim of Christ on earth. H...
Washington, DC - The Pope Benedict XVI has arrived in American for his first official papal visit. He brings with him his customary entourage and bulletproof Pope-mobile for security purposes as usual. However, in order to reach out to America's...
During his historic visit to New York City over the weekend, Pope Benedict XVI added to the Vatican's official list of sinners to a huge crowd at Madison Square Garden.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Pope Benedict XVI will have an opportunity to use his priestly powers when he exorcises President George Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain and Britney Spears during his first pilgrimage to the United States as Pope.
On or about April 15, 2008, a guy named Joseph Ratzinger, who recently became Benedict XVI, will arrive in the USA at or near Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland. He will be met by a guy named George W. Bush who recently became Presnint W xliii.
Washington AC/DC - (Under the Holy Carpet Mess): More than half a million parents are expected to protest at George W Bush and the Pope's 'orgy' of more than 40 years' child molestor cover-ups as the Pontiff prepares for his five day...
As in the days of Northern and Eastern European barbaric tribes invading the civilized regions of cosmopolitan Rome, the Roman Catholic Church has been invaded first by a Polish Hun and now by a Germanic Visigoth. For Catholics with a long memory, Go...
Washington AC/DC - (Sermon on the Mount Mess): The Greek Orthodox Melkite Eparch of Roslindale, Massachusetts has delivered a stark reminder to President George W Bush as he prepares for a private confession with the Pope next Sunday.
Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Pentagon crisis management wonks are pleading for a significant increase in subliminal valium in the White House's air con system as George W Bush prepares to meet with Pope Joseph Ratzinger and Prime Monster...
Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, the former German Cardinal Ratzinger, the head of the Holy Office of the Inquisition and once Hitler youth will be visiting NYC during the Catholic School teachers strike. NYC Archdiocesan ass-kissers are trying to teach...
Virginia Beach - (Polygamist Ass Mess): Rev Pat Robertson will hold secret talks with the Pope next week about a potentially explosive 1963 child custody deal that named Joseph Ratzinger as Warren Jeff's biological father.
In an unusual political statement, the Pope today praised General Petraeus' non-withdrawal policy in Iraq as a victory for the Vatican and a blow to birth control users worldwide.
In conformity with the millennium old Good Friday prayers of the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Father Pope Ratzinger will visit a NYC synagogue in order to convert the Jews.
Gossip columnists, tabloid journalists and Italian fellatioists were reeling after chicken farmer; Sicilian Giuseppe Pollo told reporters that Pope Benedict the Sixteenth ate his cock.
The Vatican: What's the common link between Rap bad boy Eminem, rehab-and-rehabbed star Amy Whine-house and a bunch of saints dressed in white, the choir singers of a local Gregorian chanting group in the Vatican city? Well, if a...
VATICAN CITY (FMLiveWire) - Pope Benedict condemned the hatred and violence of the warmongering Americans and Israelis in his Easter message on Sunday.
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