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Funny story: Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Geoff Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon. Hoon has appeared at The Lieraq enquiry to tell as many lies as possible to protect an even bigger liar former Prime Minister Tony B Liar. Primate Minister Gordon Baboon...

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Funny story: Salt shortage hits Downing Street

Salt shortage hits Downing Street

WITH parts the nation's travel network still reeling due to the freezing weather, it has been revealed even Downing Street has not been left unaffected by the big freeze that has gripped the UK. At an emergency Downing Street press conference cal...

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Funny story: Laptops for Layabouts

Laptops for Layabouts

Free Laptops for Layabouts and fraudsters with Free internet connection is Labour's latest Loony policy as announced by Ed Balls. The laptops are supposedly for school children from poor families but as we know every single benefit is the target f...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown today confirmed what everyone already suspected. This Labour Government has run out of gas. "There's not much left and the forecast is looking very gloomy" said the troubled PM. Things have got so bad that Lord Mandy Stalin has b...

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Funny story: Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

The leaders of the 3 major parties in Britain were shocked today as a new poll finds them all trailing to the Time Lord Association aka the TLA are currently leading the polls with an astounding 48% with the Conservatives in second with 28% the Liber...

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Funny story: Amelle Berrabah of The British Band The Sugarbabes Says Goodbye To Her Anorexic Look

Amelle Berrabah of The British Band The Sugarbabes Says Goodbye To Her Anorexic Look

ST. JAMES, Barbados - Amelle Berrabah of the British band Sugarbabes proudly announced that she has finally said goodbye to her anorexic-looking body. The 24-year-old singer said that several months ago she saw a diet specialist in Tokyo Japan, Dr...

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Funny story: Woolworths proposes to buy Australian Government

Woolworths proposes to buy Australian Government

In times of recession most people are trying to save money by only buying necessities such as food and fuel. This puts international grocery vendor Woolworths in front of many other wealthy companies and organizations, even including the Australian g...

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Funny story: Houses of Parliament in Toilet Roll Shortage Shocker!

Houses of Parliament in Toilet Roll Shortage Shocker!

In a blog written today, it has been disclosed that the Palace of Westminster came extremely close to running out of toilet paper. There were only two rolls left in the entire building left and it would mean that MPs would out to 'rough it out' and u...

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Funny story: Execs. Say Bonuses Needed To Retain Talent, Or Else CEOs Will Leave for Government

Execs. Say Bonuses Needed To Retain Talent, Or Else CEOs Will Leave for Government

Washington, D.C. - US executives representing several bailed out and troubled firms appeared before a joint session of Congress to protest caps on executive pay. The executives threatened that if they were denied such perks they would leave the priva...

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Funny story: Houses of parliament the cause of recent floods

Houses of parliament the cause of recent floods

Following the recent flooding in the Uk in areas such as cockermouth. a team of leading meteorological scientists have released a report that says: "Global warming is the cause of these storms. and the houses of parliament are the cause of global...

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Funny story: Zombies Attack London

Zombies Attack London

Panic was palpable in the streets of London earlier today, as the city was seemingly taken over by the living dead. It occurred at about 10:45am when the first re-animated corpse was spotted shuffling along Westminster Bridge. Onlookers were ba...

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Funny story: Mandelson Looking Forward To "Well Hung Parliament"

Mandelson Looking Forward To "Well Hung Parliament"

It is reported that everyone's favourite unelected Lizard, Peter "Probe Me" Mandelson, is currently rubbing his grubby little hands with glee, as he anticipates a "well hung parliament" in mid 2009. Mandelson, a closet carpet salesman is trying to...

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Funny story: British Citizens Celebrate Thanksgiving for the First Time

British Citizens Celebrate Thanksgiving for the First Time

PLYMOUTH - It's a show of colour (and color, but primarily colour) on November 21 as decorations are prepared for the coming Thanksgiving. While it is true that England has never celebrated Thanksgiving in the past, volunteer Ron Watson explained why...

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Funny story: Guns smuggled into House of Commons

Guns smuggled into House of Commons

London - (Arsenal): A routine scan has found dozens of small firearms and handguns have been smuggled into the Palace of Westmonster ahead of next Wednesday's State Opening of the Can of Worms, er...Parliament! Covert CCTV equipment and metal dete...

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Funny story: Government Administration and Governance Authority (GAGA) makes decision on policy

Government Administration and Governance Authority (GAGA) makes decision on policy

The Government Administration and Governance Authority (GAGA) is pleased to announce that it has made a significant step forward in the development of its long-term strategy. It has now come to a clear and unambiguous position on the matter of policy...

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Funny story: "Bounty" hunters invade Pakistan as government offer "BOUNTIES" for Taliban scalps or turbans with heads!

"Bounty" hunters invade Pakistan as government offer "BOUNTIES" for Taliban scalps or turbans with heads!

Global "Bounty" hunters are invading Pakistan after it was announced that the Pakistan government is offering "Bounties" in abundance for Taliban scalps, heads or Turbans with heads! "Bounty" hunters are a rare breed, they hate Mars Bars, Snickers...

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Funny story: Government To Ban School Foreign Exchange Trips

Government To Ban School Foreign Exchange Trips

Ed Balls Up, Secretary of State for Education, Education, Education today announced tough new measures which may put an end to foreign exchange trips. The fear of paedophiles under (or in) the bed has reached epic proportions. Now parents who agre...

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