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Funny story: A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

A media frenzy junkie fix: Judge Orders Sheriff to pickup Paris Hilton at her mansion

Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...

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Funny story: Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hambone vs. Hilton: Round One Goes to Lottery Winner

Hollywood, CA - Just hours after being released, Paris Hilton is ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for reckless driving.

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Funny story: Hilton on suicide watch as Sauer says "Get your ass back to jail"

Hilton on suicide watch as Sauer says "Get your ass back to jail"

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton is back behind bars tonight after no amount of pleading, cajoling or stamping her itty pritty little foot at Superior Court Judge Michael T Sauer and the sheer unfairness of it all managed to get her off...

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Funny story: Judge Sets Execution Date for Paris Hilton

Judge Sets Execution Date for Paris Hilton

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was not amused with all the gyrations going on with the Paris Hilton incarceration and subsequent early release granted by Sheriff Lee Bacca. In fact he was really pissed. The judge said the sheriffs department h...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are fuming mad over all the press and worldwide media attention Paris Hilton's court appearances and subsequent incarceration have garnered.

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Funny story: Bush Pardons Paris Hilton

Bush Pardons Paris Hilton

After pressure from many Republicans to pardon Scooter Libby, President Bush has settled on Paris Hilton instead.

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Funny story: Judge Sauer to throw Hilton into Lynwood psychiatric wing

Judge Sauer to throw Hilton into Lynwood psychiatric wing

California - (Ass Mess): Judge Michael Sauer is poised to throw Paris Hilton into the psychiatric wing of Lynwood jail after a spectacular bravura performance got her off a 23 day custodial sentence on the spurious medical grounds that a staphylococc...

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Funny story: Paris Finds Jesus - Gets Rash - Sent Home

Paris Finds Jesus - Gets Rash - Sent Home

Beverly Hills_ (Some guy) "I was just looking for the re-creation bathroom. I must have jerked open a closet door and said 'Jesus' - 'YES', a voice answered. It was a white haired man holding a mop or staff in his hands with a f...

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Funny story: Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.

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Funny story: Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton Has Wrong Size Electronic Tag

Paris Hilton, released from jail yesterday on the orders of a doctor, will today return to custody so that she can receive a proper fitting for her new bracelet.

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Funny story: Lottery Winners Outraged At Paris Hilton's Preferential Treatment

Lottery Winners Outraged At Paris Hilton's Preferential Treatment

Hollywood, CA - With at least eighteen days to go on what should have been a minimum twenty-three day stay at a court ordered Non-Hilton Hotel & Resort, 'billionaire heiress' Paris Hilton was allowed to leave her jail cell and go hom...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Headed Back to Jail?

Paris Hilton Headed Back to Jail?

Los Angeles, California - Released after serving just 3 days of her 23-day sentence in the Century Regional Detention Facility for women, Paris Hilton was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet, only to discover she maybe headed back to jail; pendi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton in Girls Gone Wild - the Prison Edition

Paris Hilton in Girls Gone Wild - the Prison Edition

Joe Francis, the brains behind the Girls Gone Wild series, has been incarcerated for the past few weeks for income tax evasion. Joe, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth has been making the rounds of female prison facilities filming Girls Gone...

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Funny story: John McCain busts Paris' balls

John McCain busts Paris' balls

Washington - In a speech triumphed by many Vietnam veterans, Sen. John McCain (R) described the recent events surrounding celebrity Paris Hilton as a "travesty."...

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Funny story: The Simple Life, to be Filmed in Court and Jail

The Simple Life, to be Filmed in Court and Jail

The Simple Life, Season 5, starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is going to be a bit unorthodox next year. The series, usually set to uncomfortable situations for Paris and Nicole is really going to be even more uncomfortable this round. Set in...

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