Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was back behind bars last night after one of the most amazing turnarounds in American legal history.
Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...
Hollywood, CA - Just hours after being released, Paris Hilton is ordered back to jail to complete her sentence for reckless driving.
Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Paris Hilton is back behind bars tonight after no amount of pleading, cajoling or stamping her itty pritty little foot at Superior Court Judge Michael T Sauer and the sheer unfairness of it all managed to get her off...
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was not amused with all the gyrations going on with the Paris Hilton incarceration and subsequent early release granted by Sheriff Lee Bacca. In fact he was really pissed. The judge said the sheriffs department h...
Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are fuming mad over all the press and worldwide media attention Paris Hilton's court appearances and subsequent incarceration have garnered.
After pressure from many Republicans to pardon Scooter Libby, President Bush has settled on Paris Hilton instead.
California - (Ass Mess): Judge Michael Sauer is poised to throw Paris Hilton into the psychiatric wing of Lynwood jail after a spectacular bravura performance got her off a 23 day custodial sentence on the spurious medical grounds that a staphylococc...
Beverly Hills_ (Some guy) "I was just looking for the re-creation bathroom. I must have jerked open a closet door and said 'Jesus' - 'YES', a voice answered. It was a white haired man holding a mop or staff in his hands with a f...
Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.
Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.
Paris Hilton, released from jail yesterday on the orders of a doctor, will today return to custody so that she can receive a proper fitting for her new bracelet.
Hollywood, CA - With at least eighteen days to go on what should have been a minimum twenty-three day stay at a court ordered Non-Hilton Hotel & Resort, 'billionaire heiress' Paris Hilton was allowed to leave her jail cell and go hom...
Los Angeles, California - Released after serving just 3 days of her 23-day sentence in the Century Regional Detention Facility for women, Paris Hilton was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet, only to discover she maybe headed back to jail; pendi...
Joe Francis, the brains behind the Girls Gone Wild series, has been incarcerated for the past few weeks for income tax evasion. Joe, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth has been making the rounds of female prison facilities filming Girls Gone...
Washington - In a speech triumphed by many Vietnam veterans, Sen. John McCain (R) described the recent events surrounding celebrity Paris Hilton as a "travesty."...
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