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Funny story: Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

Bin Laden releases CD on Afghanistan Gangsta label

In an audiotape offering a terror truce to European countries that pull their troops from Muslim nations, Osama bin Laden also suggested he might be willing to ease up a little if he could just get a thick juicy steak and a hot shower. C.I.A. ana...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Captured

Bin Laden Captured

Like the purloined letter in Edgar Allen Poe's tale of the same name, Osama bin Laden has been hiding in plain sight. Perhaps the most wanted man in American history, bin Laden has been captured in Peoria, Illinois where he owned a pet shop...

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Funny story: Osama Supports Bush Re-election

Osama Supports Bush Re-election

In a startling new development Osama Bin Laden displays support and respect for President Bush and is taking an active role in campaigning for his re-election...

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Funny story: Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote

Osama bin Laden narrowly eluded capture by an elite Special Forces unit led by Wile E. Coyote, according to an exclusive TV Guide story by investigative reporter Clark Kent. Agent Coyote used an Acme jetpack to catch up to the speedy bin Laden on...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

Osama Bin Laden Lured Out By Endorsement Offer

By Cliff "Cliffhanger" Dearing...

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Funny story: Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action

Wesbite Links Al-Qaeda to Hot Lesbian Action

Baghdad -- A Web site posted a statement Monday attributed to Osama bin Laden associate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claiming responsibility for deadly weekend suicide attacks on two oil terminals in southern Iraq. The website also has connections to some...

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Funny story: Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

After an intense interview process with Al Qaeda's number one man,Osama bin Laden, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth was hired to head up the organization's Transportation Department.

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden - New CIA/FBI Director!

Osama bin Laden - New CIA/FBI Director!

I find it very interesting that the CIA & the FBI seem to have so much trouble integrating foreign and domestic intelligence...why not hire Osama Bin Laden to be the director of both agencies? He doesn't have any trouble integrating his foreign a...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Tesimony Shocker: I was Bin Ladens Babe

Condoleezza Rice Tesimony Shocker: I was Bin Ladens Babe

April 7,2004 National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice is expected to admit before the 9/11 Commission that she and Osama bin Laden had been s...

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Funny story: Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

Bin-Laden Found in Blockbuster Movie Trilogy

The world was literally sitting on the edge of its seat yesterday as American government officials announced at the Pentagon that they had pinpointed the exact location of the world's most notorious terrorist, Osama bin-Laden.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda: Pakistanis Not Revolting Enough

Al Qaeda: Pakistanis Not Revolting Enough

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - In a new tape received today by Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden blasted the Pakistani people.

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Funny story: Why Didn't Bubba Bomb bin Laden?

Why Didn't Bubba Bomb bin Laden?

A leaked Predator drone surveillance video taken in 2000 during the Clinton Administration apparently shows Osama bin Laden standing on a farm in Afghanistan.

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Funny story: The Shadow Knows

The Shadow Knows

Liberal Democrat Leader Charles Kennedy announced that Osama bin Laden has been inadvertently named Shadow Culture, Media and Sport Secretary, a post previously held by MP Don Foster. Mr. Kennedy was quoted as saying, " You know, it was really quite...

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Funny story: Clinton-Bin Laden Wedding Jubilee: Britney Spears, Janet Jackson's Nipple No-Shows

Clinton-Bin Laden Wedding Jubilee: Britney Spears, Janet Jackson's Nipple No-Shows

Orlando, FL- Two cultures blended beautifully today in a touching ceremony joining Osama Bin Laden and Chelsea Clinton in holy matrimony. The extravaganza, broadcast live worldwide over NBC, BBC, and Al Jazeera, attracted such notable guests as Pr...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

Osama Bin Laden to Endorse George W. Bush in 2004 Election

In a shocking new videotape obtained by Al Jazeera television, Osama Bin Laden announced that he would be endorsing George W. Bush for the 2004 elections, and would be doing all he could to get Bush re-elected. Bin Laden announced his plans to perso...

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Funny story: Bush Man: Your Teacher's a Terrorist

Bush Man: Your Teacher's a Terrorist

President George W. Bush's Education Secretary, Rod Paige, has dubbed the National Education Association (NEA) a "Terrorist Organization". The head of the nation's largest Teacher's Union, Osama Bin Laden, speaking from his hideout in Pakista...

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