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Funny story: Beijing Olympics to Introduce the Tibetan Monks Fiery Run!

Beijing Olympics to Introduce the Tibetan Monks Fiery Run!

Olympic enthusiasts around the globe have been greatly anticipating the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing, People's Republic of China.

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Funny story: Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games

Well-known Communist, Bjork, has been hailed by officials in China as a Superwoman, and will take over the Artistic Adviser post vacated recently by Steven Spielberg.

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Funny story: Beijing Threatens Ban on Nocturnal Emissions in Pre-Olympic Cleanup Effort

Beijing Threatens Ban on Nocturnal Emissions in Pre-Olympic Cleanup Effort

BEIJING, CHINA - In a firm clampdown on its dirty ways, Beijing's local government Party is considering a ban on all nocturnal emissions in advance of hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, according to a government insider that leaked the story.

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Funny story: Search continues for Beijing Paralympics autistic director

Search continues for Beijing Paralympics autistic director

Beijing - (Decathlon Mess): Chinese sports authorities are...

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Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...

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Funny story: Bush Loves Olympic Waterboarding and Backs Chinese Team in Darfur

Bush Loves Olympic Waterboarding and Backs Chinese Team in Darfur

President George Bush cited the success of the Chinese waterboarding team in Darfur to justify his support for the new sport widely regarded as torture.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy To Replace Stephen Spielberg In Bejing

Ron Jeremy To Replace Stephen Spielberg In Bejing

Porn star and erotica director Ron Jeremy says he's delighted to be asked by Chinese officials to take the place of Stephen Spielberg at the Bejing Olympics promising to use his expertise to make it an event to remember and the first opening cere...

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Funny story: Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Beijing - (Mud-slinging Mess): Angry Chinese Olympic Games chiefs hit back today at reports that US movie maker Steven Spielberg, 69, is boycotting this year's Beijing Games.

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Funny story: Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

Houses of Parliament to be demolished to make way for car park

The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.

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Funny story: Masturbation "to be Olympic sport by 2016"

Masturbation "to be Olympic sport by 2016"

The IOC has given its strongest hint yet that Masturbation may be introduced at the 2016 games as an official sport. The games' organisation has long been lobbied by those involved in the activity and many now feel that its time has come.

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Funny story: Diana was sabotaging London's 2012 Olympic bid

Diana was sabotaging London's 2012 Olympic bid

Paul Burrell, professional self publicist and sometime butler to the stars, has made another stunning revelation to the Diana inquest.

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Funny story: 2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

2012 Olympics may be cancelled after European Commission legal challenge

The London Olympics scheduled for 2012 may have to be cancelled if the European Commission is successful in the legal challenge it is bringing against the UK government.

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Funny story: Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Contaminated earth from Olympic site to be sent up North

Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.

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Funny story: London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

Tessa Jowell has announced that elements of the Olympic Games scheduled to be held in London in 2012 will be outsourced to India or sold off to private equity companies.

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Funny story: Jones Measures Up Punishments

Jones Measures Up Punishments

Disgraced track star Marion Jones has been offered two choices for her punishment on perjury charges perpetrated early last year. She must either spend six months in a low security prison or have both of her legs sawn off.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda will send water boarding team to Olympic Games

Al Qaeda will send water boarding team to Olympic Games

The terrorist organisation Al Qaeda has announced on Al Jazeera News that it will be sending a water boarding team to the Beijing Olympic Games in 2008.

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