Olympic enthusiasts around the globe have been greatly anticipating the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing, People's Republic of China.
Well-known Communist, Bjork, has been hailed by officials in China as a Superwoman, and will take over the Artistic Adviser post vacated recently by Steven Spielberg.
BEIJING, CHINA - In a firm clampdown on its dirty ways, Beijing's local government Party is considering a ban on all nocturnal emissions in advance of hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, according to a government insider that leaked the story.
Beijing - (Decathlon Mess): Chinese sports authorities are...
Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...
President George Bush cited the success of the Chinese waterboarding team in Darfur to justify his support for the new sport widely regarded as torture.
British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...
Porn star and erotica director Ron Jeremy says he's delighted to be asked by Chinese officials to take the place of Stephen Spielberg at the Bejing Olympics promising to use his expertise to make it an event to remember and the first opening cere...
Beijing - (Mud-slinging Mess): Angry Chinese Olympic Games chiefs hit back today at reports that US movie maker Steven Spielberg, 69, is boycotting this year's Beijing Games.
The Mayor of London, Ken Deadstone, has slapped a demolition order on the Houses of Parliament as preparations for the 2012 London Olympics are already under way.
The IOC has given its strongest hint yet that Masturbation may be introduced at the 2016 games as an official sport. The games' organisation has long been lobbied by those involved in the activity and many now feel that its time has come.
Paul Burrell, professional self publicist and sometime butler to the stars, has made another stunning revelation to the Diana inquest.
The London Olympics scheduled for 2012 may have to be cancelled if the European Commission is successful in the legal challenge it is bringing against the UK government.
Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.
Tessa Jowell has announced that elements of the Olympic Games scheduled to be held in London in 2012 will be outsourced to India or sold off to private equity companies.
Disgraced track star Marion Jones has been offered two choices for her punishment on perjury charges perpetrated early last year. She must either spend six months in a low security prison or have both of her legs sawn off.
The terrorist organisation Al Qaeda has announced on Al Jazeera News that it will be sending a water boarding team to the Beijing Olympic Games in 2008.
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