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Funny story: The Yankees Are Dead

The Yankees Are Dead

Yankee Stadium, Da Bronx---The New York Yankees have rolled over and are playing dead in a very serious bean bag war that has broken out in Major League Baseball with the Yankees beans being the favorite target of hard throwing opposition pitchers.

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Funny story: No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.

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Funny story: Victoria Gotti Gives Advice

Victoria Gotti Gives Advice

Little Italy, New York---Victoria Gotti, widow of deceased king pin John Gotti, has broken her vow of omerta silence and chosen to speak up about her grandchildren.

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Funny story: Enemies of Hillary Clinton Begin To Speak Out

Enemies of Hillary Clinton Begin To Speak Out

White Plains, New York---Enemies of Hillary Clinton, who appear to be legion, spurred on by the bold and forthright challenge by Jeanine Pirro, the fearless and daring Westchester County District Attorney, have encouraged Alfred E. Neumann, the victi...

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Funny story: World Leaders Show 'Solidarity' with Bush Over Cindy Sheehan Protest

World Leaders Show 'Solidarity' with Bush Over Cindy Sheehan Protest

NEW YORK, NY -- World leaders joined together on Sunday to become "one" as opponents of protests. Showing their solidarity against free speech with President George W. Bush, they issued a declaration of support.

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Funny story: al Qaeda Helps Bush

al Qaeda Helps Bush

NEW YORK, NY - Amid reports of al Qaeda helping to raise oil prices, there has been much speculation about what the exact relationship is between Bush and the shadowy network of terrorists.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton versus Jeanine Pirro: Bloodmatch?

Hillary Clinton versus Jeanine Pirro: Bloodmatch?

New York City, Albany, and White Plains, New York----Jeanine Pirro, the rough, tough, no nonsense, take no prisoners Westchester County Prosecutor is about to take on the toughest case of her long, distinguished career: teaching Hillary Bill's Babe...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested in New York

Britney Spears Arrested in New York

NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer...

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Funny story: Bloomberg To Buy City Hall But Keep LLP

Bloomberg To Buy City Hall But Keep LLP

New York---Michael Bloomberg, the richest politician running for the all powerful and all consuming job of Mayor of New York City, has proposed buying City Hall and giving it away to what he considers a worthwhile, charitable group, possibly includin...

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Funny story: Kathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets

Kathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets

Hollywood, Paris, Vegas, New York and Anywhere There Is A Hilton---Kathy Hilton, the alleged den mother to Paris, Nicky and Nicole, the all hearty party girls and media role models, and the gracious hostess to corporate moguls from all over and full...

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Funny story: John Bolton Seeks New Covenant With United Nations

John Bolton Seeks New Covenant With United Nations

UNITED NATIONS, NYC (UPI)-The new US Ambassador John Bolton arrived at the United Nations in New York City on Wednesday wearing robes, a long beard, and apparently in a biblical frame of mind. He promptly summoned Kofi Annan to ascend to the top the...

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Funny story: New York Yankees to Sign New Players

New York Yankees to Sign New Players

Da Bronx, New York---In a new reality show search for talent driven by unexpected and unpredictable injuries and aches and pains of one sort or the other, the New York Yankees are seeking major league quality pitching and have identified two big leag...

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Funny story: New York Fires Statue of Liberty

New York Fires Statue of Liberty

While recent reports speak of the recovering economy, declining unemployment trends have coalesced in one of the most historic layoffs of our time--and now, New York's own Statue of Liberty is out of a job.

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Funny story: MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...

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Funny story: NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

New York (AP)--Following the ongoing success of NBC's "I Want to Be a Hilton" reality TV show produced by Endemol USA, the company is about to launch a spin off show called "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton" for aspiring upper class studs.

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Funny story: John Bolten Wades into the Fray

John Bolten Wades into the Fray

Washington and New York and Other Points of Interest--Invoking arguments from as many historic and political precedents as humanely possible, including analogies to Christ on a Coss of Silver, Lincoln, Churchill and other esteemed figures fro...

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Funny story: Jets Are Lost For Space

Jets Are Lost For Space

New York Jets Now Homeless, Are Worried About Their Future!!...

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