HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has told talk show host Ellen DeGeneres that she is so devastated by being dumped by her "Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson that she has decided to leave the country. The 22-year-old Lohan said that since the Ronster broke up w...
Now relegated to the halls of obscurity, Michael Lohan, most recognized for being Lindsay Lohan's father, is looking for new foster children. Where his full name had been routinely mentioned in the press when Lindsay was a younger child star, Michae...
(West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback. Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled st...
From all appearances, all that time in the unsolicited spotlight hasn't left Lindsay Lohan unscathed. The frequently hounded star has spoken out exclusively to a whole group of reporters that follow her everywhere she goes! News, relaying that...
Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...
Beverly Hills, California/ Psychology Today/ Celebrity Profile - An Arrest Warrant was issued today for a sexually confused Lindsay Lohan by a Beverly Hills judge on unspecified charges, that could send the Muff Diving Diva back to jail for up to 3 y...
A $50,000 warrant was issued for 22-year-old starlet Lindsay Lohan Friday the 13th, stemming from her May 2007 DUI arrest during a Memorial Day weekend that culminated in still another trip to rehab for the star of Freaky Friday. "In response to m...
There's nothing like a Lindsay Lohan MySpace blog entry to brighten our day. It really doesn't have to be about anything, either. But as it went on it got interesting. Like yesterday, when she blogged that she was too tired to blog after a hard d...
MALIBU BEACH, California - Actress Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson will be opening a new restaurant in Malibu Beach. The restaurant which is scheduled to open on January 13, 2009, is called, 'Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery.' Lindsay was interviewed by CBS's Katie Couric. "So tell me Lindsay why did you decide to open up a restaurant?" Lindsay replied, "Well Katie I have al...
Lindsay Lohan has clearly become a big game hunter ! Sources close to the newest, latest social sexsual internet refuge for true beasts have revealed that LL has listed her vitals for all the savage breasts to devour. Rhino Tenincher signed up...
Head of entertainment at the BBC Sir Alec Douglas Hume has announced a new version of Jane Austen's Classic "Pride and Prejudice". "The public just cant get enough of this classic tale" said Mr Hume, "So we intend to do another version using an in...
The Hollywood actress, singer and money-waster Lindsay Lohan is to have a special operation prior to her engagement to DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. According to a tabloid daily newspaper, a close aquaintance of the lesbian couple, Jock Strap, wh...
Reacting to Lindsay Lohan's recent interview gaff about the election of Barack Obama to the highest office in the land, father Michael Lohan has officially severed all ties to his daughter. Between stints of jail time, Michael Lohan has been kno...
(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...
The administrators of popular satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, have moved swiftly to block any stories on the subject of 'Lindsay Lohan', after the celebrity announced in the media yesterday, that she is a fervent drinker from the furry cup.
Hollywood, California - Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has been sleep walking these past few months while out on the town being photographed by the paparazzi holding hands with gal pal, Samantha Ronson (apparently the only lesbian among the two). Or perha...
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA - Sources close to Samantha Ronson, 31, have stated that she and actress Lindsay Lohan, 22, are planning on getting married in the not-too-distant future. A free-lance reporter asked Samantha who of the two would be a...
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