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Funny story: Daily Fascist's Kate Middleton stories "loadaoldbollox" - royal cops

Daily Fascist's Kate Middleton stories "loadaoldbollox" - royal cops

Clarence House - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): Royal Protections Racket cops have slammed reports in the UK's daftass Daily Fascist tabloid rag claiming that Kate Middleton is to get the keys to Clarence House - the London home of the Pretender...

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Funny story: Maldives holiday bombs as Kate gets her period

Maldives holiday bombs as Kate gets her period

Maldives - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): Prince William's desperation management publicity stunt to whisk Kate Middleton on a make-or-break holiday in the Maldives has bombed.

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Funny story: "Kate Middleton sexier than Di ever was" survey claims

"Kate Middleton sexier than Di ever was" survey claims

In what appears to be more of a list of names than a serious news item, 'The Spoof' today claims that more men have one off the Oliver thinking about sexy Kate Middleton than they do about Royal outcast Diana Spencer.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

Kate Middleton porno video found in hotel in-house channel

London - (Rioters): The London Hilton has called in the police after customers jammed the hotel's in-house kiddies' video channel which instead of showing Teletubbies Go Wild On Holiday! featured fifteen porny minutes of footage of K...

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Funny story: Has Kate become a heroin addict like Diana?

Has Kate become a heroin addict like Diana?

London - (Ass Mess): It's an old, old story typical of the times: a love affair between a Puppet Monarchy prince and a desperately wannabe somebody commoner addicted to self-publicity, free dosh and heroin.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's boating fantasy sinks

Kate Middleton's boating fantasy sinks

English Channel - (Ass Mess): Over-confident self-publicist Kate Middleton has been warned off trying on yet another attention-seeking stunt in the shape of a boat race across the Channel after her lawyers told her she'd been rumbled by the Fraud...

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Funny story: No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

No Balmoral invite for Kate Middleton

Balmoral Castle, Blackader - (Ass Mess): There will be no royal invitation for Kate Middleton to join the Puppet Monarchy at the Highlands retreat of Balmoral Castle this year after hundreds of nude photos of her shagging the entire Blues & Roya...

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Funny story: Nude Kate Middleton pics found in Buckingham Palace skip

Nude Kate Middleton pics found in Buckingham Palace skip

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Nude pictures of Kate Middleton entertaining the entire Blues & Royals regiment were found in a skip outside Buckingham palace today prompting fears that she may have been paid by the Ministry of Defence to sh...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton in training with women's orgy club

Kate Middleton in training with women's orgy club

London - (Ass Mess): A top women's orgy club, the Swilling Britons, has attracted Kate Middleton to its ranks and has started her on its gruelling six week training course.

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Funny story: Five mile exclusion zone bans Middleton from Highgrove on Saturday

Five mile exclusion zone bans Middleton from Highgrove on Saturday

Gloucestershire - (Ass Mess): Gloucestershire police have confirmed that a five mile radius exclusion zone has been imposed around Highgrove House, home of the Pretender to the Throne, banning desperately wannabe somebody Kate Middleton from a party...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton 'getting £1,000 per week from Charles'

Kate Middleton 'getting £1,000 per week from Charles'

Clarence House, London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The on-off saga of Prince William's heterosexual lovelife took another twist this weekend with reports that Kate Middleton is getting over £1,000 per week from Clarence House baksheesh accounts in...

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Funny story: Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Prince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level

Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's sacrifice for William

Kate Middleton's sacrifice for William

London - (Ass Mess): Some women sacrifice their virginity. Some sacrifice careers. And some even sacrifice entire well-planned futures all for the sake of that special man.

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Funny story: Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton latest suspect in London bombing plot

Kate Middleton latest suspect in London bombing plot

London - (Rotters): Having failed the Buckingham Palace virginity test and been snubbed as too common for a possible future royal bride, Kate Middleton is today the prime suspect behind two gas and nail bombs that police managed to thwart outside a L...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

Kate Middleton seen fumbling in William's private quarters

London - (Ass mess): To the rapturous joy of the 2,250,000+ gullible morons who make up the readership of the Mail on Sunday, former royal slapper Kate Middleton has been reported today as "disappearing up the Prince's private quarters&quo...

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Funny story: Royal Ascot confirms Kate Middleton blacklisted

Royal Ascot confirms Kate Middleton blacklisted

Berkshire - (Ass Mess): Security sources at Royal Ascot racecourse have admitted today that Kate Middleton and a raft of other persona non grata individuals will not gain admittance to the prestigeous five day event scheduled to start on Tuesday 19th...

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