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Funny story: McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

COLUMBUS, OH - John McCain predicts that by 2013, the Iraq war will be won, the American economy will once again be booming, and he, John McCain, will have personally captured Osama bin Laden and strangled that "Taliban rat-bastard" to deat...

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Funny story: McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

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Funny story: McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

Washington AC/DC - (Hustings Mess): Forget those sentimental and foolish GOP yearnings for Condoleezza Rice as John McCain's Number 2.

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Funny story: McCain: "I No Longer Didn't Vote For Bush"

McCain: "I No Longer Didn't Vote For Bush"

DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III angrily denounced Senator McCain for saying he didn't vote for George W Bush in 2000.

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Funny story: John McCain Says Israeli Scientists "Are Keeping My Brain Alive"

John McCain Says Israeli Scientists "Are Keeping My Brain Alive"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Senator John McCain has stated that he is "not losing his bearings at all" since Israeli scientists "are keeping my brain alive" with daily injections of chicken soup and gefilte fish.

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Funny story: Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges

Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges

In a new musical comedy, hoping to open in early 2009, called: "Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges" playwright and Republican speech-writer illusionist, Soe Wonsided presents the aged yet Presidential (if that means Early Alzhei...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton stunned democratic supporters by announcing her withdrawal from the nomination race in a foul mouthed, drunken tirade.

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Funny story: McCain Vows to Bomb Ipod!

McCain Vows to Bomb Ipod!

Republican Presidential Candidate John Sidney McCain III vowed today to take a strong stand against Ipod.

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Funny story: John McCain Misspeaks About More Lies

John McCain Misspeaks About More Lies

Presidential Candidate John Q. McCain said he never said anything about getting rid of Texas. He restated he was trying to say we will have no more taxes. He blames the media for getting his words wrong and insists that he didn't "misspeak&q...

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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...

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Funny story: Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

Obama Campaign Chooses Official Flower

In an attempt to portray both a down to earth populism and find a metro sexual sensibility, the Obama campaign has named a campaign flower. The dandelion has been chosen to represent the ubiquitous nature of Barack's support, its resilient abilit...

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Funny story: McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

McCain Health Plan: Walk It Off, Buddy!

Bethesda, MD - Republican Presidential Candidate Doctor John Sidney McCain announced his health care plan today.

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Funny story: No New Tornados

No New Tornados

(Boston Globe) - In an effort to lower gas prices over the summer John McCain has called for a suspension of federal gas taxes from Memorial Day to Labor Day, a simpler tax code, and "…no new Tornado's".

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Funny story: Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Mary Belle Hartmann, a 62-year-old homeless woman, declared today that she fully endorses senator John McCain to be the next president of...

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Funny story: Johnny McC Uses Taxpayer-Paid Prison Labor to Set Up for Funraiser!

Johnny McC Uses Taxpayer-Paid Prison Labor to Set Up for Funraiser!

Republicans have presided over the growth of the largest US prison population and proportionately the world's biggest bunch of jailbirds in history. Maybe this is what gave Repub Prez candie Johnny McC the idea.

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Funny story: Johnny McC, the New Old Bush, Will Be the First Gen XXX in the White House

Johnny McC, the New Old Bush, Will Be the First Gen XXX in the White House

Gen XXX, the kiddies of the 1930's has never had a representative in the White House. Johnny McC, the new old Bush hopes that he will be the first of his cohort to be able to rent out the Lincoln bedroom.

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