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Funny story: God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson calls on God to "Take Jesus Out !"

Pat Robertson calls on God to "Take Jesus Out !"

Pat Robertson, in Tuesday's 700 Club show, concerned that Jesus has not, in Robertson's opinion, done enough to alleviate human suffering or adequately line the collection plates at his 700 Club, asked in prayer for God to "Take Jesus ou...

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Funny story: Reverend Claims that Wal-Mart is the Anti-Christ

Reverend Claims that Wal-Mart is the Anti-Christ

(AP) Flea Holler, Arkansas - The Right Reverend Billy Joe Jim Bob Robinson declared yesterday that the Lord has revealed unto him that the nation's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, is the anti-Christ. The clergyman is head pastor of the Holy Praise Jesus...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...

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Funny story: Jesus Joins Film cast of DaVinci Code

Jesus Joins Film cast of DaVinci Code

The film version of the DaVinci code is set to begin production in June for a Spring 2006 release. The lead male role has been given to Tom Hanks. In a stunning victory for director Ron Howard he convinced Jesus to play himself in the film Version...

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Funny story: Bible code uncovers Jesus's freestyle rap verses

Bible code uncovers Jesus's freestyle rap verses

A team of scientists from India have discovered what could possibly be the most shocking story ever heard. These scientist have discovered a code in the bible that has unlocked Jesus's Freestyle rappings.

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Funny story: Glastonbury Faithful Await - Eavis Sure to Deliver

Glastonbury Faithful Await - Eavis Sure to Deliver

It won't only be those who love Jesus up bright and early this Sunday morning. Thousands of recreational drug devotees will join them in the hunt -- not to let the son of God the father into their hearts -- but to lay their hashish coated finger...

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Funny story: Pope Skips Appearance at Window

Pope Skips Appearance at Window

Rome - Every Easter since the dawn of time Popes have recognized the celebration of Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection. Some have held large masses, some have marked the occasion with festive parties, while others celebrate with sincere an...

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Funny story: DaVinci Code Actually Reveals Location of Hoffa

DaVinci Code Actually Reveals Location of Hoffa

Forget what you think you know about Jimmy Hoffa being buried under the end zone at Giants Stadium. Christians studying "The DaVinci Code" have discovered the book and ancient beliefs do not actually pertain to the history of Jesus Christ.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; As Second Coming Actually Occurs, TV Evangelists Offer Insight

Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; As Second Coming Actually Occurs, TV Evangelists Offer Insight

Jesus Christ, founder of the Christian religion and son of the monotheistic deity Yahweh, returned to Earth as promised last Tuesday morning. He quickly held a press conference which was broadcast live from New York City to "set the record strai...

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Funny story: Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year

Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year

Explaining that he was "tired of saying yes to every loser with his you-know-what in a wringer," the Lord God Jesus Christ announced yesterday that he would enter fewer hearts this year. "Don't write a check with your behavior that you can't cas...

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Funny story: Brits know less and less about Jesus and Bible, polls say

Brits know less and less about Jesus and Bible, polls say

LONDON -- According to recent polls taken in Great Britain, Jesus is not as well known as would be expected, especially during the Christmas holiday.

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Funny story: Tom DeLay Takes Charge and more Charges!

Tom DeLay Takes Charge and more Charges!

During a recent ethics subcommittee meeting, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay sought a loyalty pledge to President Bush from all members. As part of this pledge, subcommittee members were asked to give their souls to Jesus and their asses to the Repub...

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Funny story: Fox News Interrupts Second Coming for "Important" Bush Documentary

Fox News Interrupts Second Coming for "Important" Bush Documentary

The widely anticipated Second Coming of Jesus Christ was announced on television, radio and internet news outlets all over the world during a press conference held by Vatican officials, who described in great detail the several year process they have...

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Funny story: Jesus Blesses Drug Use

Jesus Blesses Drug Use

Troy, NY - Not since the miracle at Lourdes has the divine spoken to mankind as directly as it did on a recent night. According to Jason Greer, a 24-year-old graduate student at the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, The Son of God spoke to him by na...

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Funny story: Chocolate Lovers Love Jesus

Chocolate Lovers Love Jesus

HERSHEY, PA - In a bold move today, The Hershey Company - well-known chocolateer - released a line of controversial candies in an effort to appeal to potential customers who feel the run-of-the-mill Hershey Bar is just a little too boring.

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Funny story: Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

UP--In an announcement earlier today, American Express revealed that after creative differences with current spokesperson Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian would be replaced in the current Superman advertising campaign. The company then shocked everyone b...

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