Showing:

Funny satire stories about Hollywood

Try another search?

Funny story: ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

Hollywood---David Westin, President of ABC News, has begun looking at some old Disney war horses as potential replacements for irreplaceable and immortal Peter Jennings.

Read full story
Funny story: Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...

Read full story
Funny story: Hopelessly Inept Survivor Contestants Selected

Hopelessly Inept Survivor Contestants Selected

Hollywood -- Desparate for ratings, Survivor producer Mark Burnett and host Jeff Probst today announced that 16 "hopelessly inept" contestants were selected for Survivor Guatemala. According to an inside source at CBS, not one of the cont...

Read full story
Funny story: Tiger Woods Upset With Loss at Celebrity Tournament

Tiger Woods Upset With Loss at Celebrity Tournament

Apparently, no one told Tiger Woods not to bring his irons, his woods, and his pitching wedge to the 5th annual Hollywood Celebrity Golf Tournament and Tanning Contest. He didn't need his tees, his caddy, or even a golf cart. When Tiger's agent sig...

Read full story
Funny story: Britney Spears Reveals Her Baby is a Clone of Republican Bill Frist

Britney Spears Reveals Her Baby is a Clone of Republican Bill Frist

HOLLYWOOD (AP)--Pop princess Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline have revealed that their first baby will be a clone of leading Republican Senator Bill Frist. Dr. Frist is a medical doctor and a transplant surgeon who recently broke ra...

Read full story
Funny story: Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Tom Cruise Still Battling---This Time With Lauren Bacall, Brooke Shields And Other Famous Babes

Africa, Europe (Cheltenham, Rome, etc.), U.S. (Athens, N.Y., Hollywood, etc.) and Mars Intergalactically---Fresh from his thrilling victory defending itsy bitsy teeny weeny Dakota Fanning from nasty blood curdling Martians, Tom Cruise battling fever...

Read full story
Funny story: Kathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets

Kathy Hilton Brags About Paris, Nickie and Nicole--Her Media Triplets

Hollywood, Paris, Vegas, New York and Anywhere There Is A Hilton---Kathy Hilton, the alleged den mother to Paris, Nicky and Nicole, the all hearty party girls and media role models, and the gracious hostess to corporate moguls from all over and full...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Has Comeback

Paris Hilton Has Comeback

Hollywood and Paris, France--At a mere twenty-four years old, Paris Hilton is making the first of what is sure to be many, many happy comebacks, having just signed up for another of what would appear to be a seemingly endless season of "The Simple Li...

Read full story
Funny story: Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson

Hollywood, California--Pop legend and world icon Michael Jackson, still recovering from his closest brush yet with the prospect of doing time, has shocked fans and family alike by his latest antic: he's taking himself to court. Yes, Michael Jackson i...

Read full story
Funny story: Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.

Read full story
Funny story: "The Island" Features Republican Clones

"The Island" Features Republican Clones

HOLLYWOOD-The new movie "The Island" features two proletariat clones Lincoln Six Echo (played by Ewan McGregor) and his friend Jordan Two Delta (played by Scarlett Johanssen), who escape from their city-home, a sterile underground medical complex and...

Read full story
Funny story: Heartbreak And Violence In Hollywood

Heartbreak And Violence In Hollywood

Hollywood, New York, London, Dawson's Crick, Mars and Beyond Earth,the Milky Way. -Tom Cool is not content with breaking hearts everywhere. He now has gotten hot and heavy in a noisy row with the Bold and Beautiful Brooke Shields in a...

Read full story
Funny story: MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...

Read full story
Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...

Read full story
Funny story: George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

(Hollywood)--Anyone who doesn't know who George Romero is has either been living under a rock or else is one of the Undead this director used to create his…um…moderately successful "Zombie" franchise. After his release of the cult classic "...

Read full story
Funny story: Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

New York - Tom Cruise, who clashed with Today show host Matt Lauer on Friday when Lauer brought up Cruise's earlier criticism of Brook Shields for taking anti-depressants, issued an apology today for his belligerent behavior from Hollywood.

Read full story
Funny story: Imprisoned Saddam embracing American culture

Imprisoned Saddam embracing American culture

Baghdad, Iraq - Held in a US military compound awaiting trail for crimes against the people of Iraq, Saddam Hussein has been slowly warming up to Hollywood's version of American culture under the tutelage of US National Guardsmen.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more