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Funny story: Dementia test for Hillary Clinton as speeches deluged with 'ah' and 'er' breaks

Dementia test for Hillary Clinton as speeches deluged with 'ah' and 'er' breaks

Washington - A random wordcount of the Secretary of State's speeches has found that for every three scripted words she utters the dreaded 'ah'. Her latest performance at an Islamabad press conference this morning was reported as verging on the ger...

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Funny story: Top Story For Today, May 21, 2011: Where The F--k Is Everybody?

Top Story For Today, May 21, 2011: Where The F--k Is Everybody?

News gathering agencies around the world are opening their reports today asking one vital question: "Where the f--k is everybody?" "It's May 21, 2011," said Today Show host Matt Lauer, apparently alone in the NBC studios, and operating his own...

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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Crushes On Pippa Middleton

Washington, D.C - The emotional after-effects of the Prince William-Kate Middleton royal wedding are still being felt, especially in the Bill and Hill household. Kate's erotically hot sister, Pippa, has burned a permanent image in the minds o...

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Funny story: Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

Bin Laden: Did not die by gunfire but died while having sex

The most guarded secret in the world is that Osama Bin Laden did not die under the bullets of a Seal commando, but died while having sex. "He had a stroke while having sex simultaneously with six of his current batch of wives and concubines," an a...

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Funny story: White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

White House Finally Admits Joe Biden Missed His Nap Time Last Week

Vice President Joe Biden has been catching flack in the media for falling asleep in public during a presidential address last week. In a press release, White House spokesman David Kronauer admitted that the V.P. was only nodding off because "he misse...

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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter than Michael Jackson in Time for 2012 Election!"

Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter than Michael Jackson in Time for 2012 Election!"

He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitenin...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Stills Loves Bill Clinton And Wants Him Back - Hillary Reportedly Said, "Stick Around Honey, He Might Be Available Soon!"

Monica Lewinsky Stills Loves Bill Clinton And Wants Him Back - Hillary Reportedly Said, "Stick Around Honey, He Might Be Available Soon!"

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky in town to make an appearance on The Wheel of Fortune had a very revealing talk with a local reporter. Lewinsky, who gained notoriety as being the most famous White House intern in the history of White House interns,...

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Funny story: US wades into 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' row

US wades into 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' row

US officials have now spoken out concerning the alleged UK plan to rescue Abdelbaset al-Megrahi from riots in Libya. After the angry reaction by French diplomats earlier today, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton has said that the US 'would not cond...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky. Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment broker and part time ski instructor. He is...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...

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Funny story: Mubarak: "I want my Mummy!" - Hillary Clinton Flies to Haiti Instead to Show "Tough Love!"

Mubarak: "I want my Mummy!" - Hillary Clinton Flies to Haiti Instead to Show "Tough Love!"

In a last ditch effort to save his Presidency, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak reached out to the US promising to appoint Hillary Clinton to head up his new government, monitor the redistribution of wealth to the unemployed population, and provide n...

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Funny story: Othello - The Obama Version

Othello - The Obama Version

OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago - played by Bill Clinton OTHELLO- A noble Moor leader - played by President Barack Obama DESDEMONA- Wife to Othello - played by Michelle Obama SERVANT- played by Joe Biden ACT...

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Funny story: "Comfort Girls" Offered by SKorea to Washington, DC.

"Comfort Girls" Offered by SKorea to Washington, DC.

In her latest visit to Seoul, South Korea, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has negotiated for official, Senate & House approved "Comfort Girls" for Washington, DC so that congressmen and male senators can keep their minds on running the countr...

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Funny story: Hilary Swank Disturbed by Hillary's Wank

Hilary Swank Disturbed by Hillary's Wank

A classic comedy of errors was to be witnessed this past week at the Hotel Intercontinental in New York, as the Oscar winning Hilary Swank's beauty sleep was disturbed by the former President of the United States and our current Secretary of State, H...

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Funny story: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Sells Soiled Panties to Repay Campaign Debt

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Sells Soiled Panties to Repay Campaign Debt

Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, took a beating two years ago from Barak Obama. In the process she accumulated a pretty hefty debt from campaigning. In order to pay the debt down Hillary has gone the, "Home Shopping Network", way. She is selli...

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