News of more Cricketers giving up part or all parts of the game so that they can concentrate on other parts or no parts of the game were released today, much to the frustration of all cricket lovers. Following Ricky Ponting's announcement that he...
'Controversy in Washington' may not seem like such a unique or unusually story. But this time the eyes really do have to be rubbed to believe what is unfolding in DC. After years of trying to educate, enforce and change our attitude about the effe...
Al Gore was rocked on his heels..taken aback..well, he blinked twice, by the news that the cause of global warming that is melting ice shelves are not the result of factory pollution after all but to Santa Claus and his male elves discovering Viagra...
The poor British summer has been blamed on global warming. Presses, however, were ready for this and had two stories to run with: "Poor British Summer Caused by Global Warming" and "Great British Summer Caused by Global Warming." So you'd better just roll over and pay your carbon taxes and accept all the Nazi / Soviet style police state controls over every aspect of your life and let the enviro...
Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
New York - Scientist at the Institute of Molecular Weather Research in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia believe they have pinpointed the root cause of Global Warming. The comprehensive seven week study of global weather patterns utilizing dozens of data points w...
Wind generated electricity is here to stay - but rural dwellers have been up in arms about the number of gigantic turbines being erected in their backyards. In an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights, a group of country dwellers have overt...
Police are preparing for a long couple of days this week when Green protesters have vowed to plague the London with their Climate Conference this week. Green party leader Mr Peter Green (no really) told me, "we're going to talk about climate stuff...
Cabbage Whites, Greater Fritilliaries, Camberwell Beauties and any other butterfly species you can think of are soon to be wiped from the face of the planet. Global climatologists have discovered that a single butterfly flapping its wings in the m...
An unprecedented rise in the world retail total sales index (the WROOTSIE) has been the subject of detailed analysis by the World Money Bank (WMB). The WMB has decided that the only consistent, significant international causative factor of the 38%...
A scientist has stunned the World with his announcement that most of the people alive this very moment will be dead come 2255. "Governments around the World are not prepared for all these deaths. I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a da...
As the world continues to get warmer, more and more people are finding themselves traveling deep into the south, to Antarctica that is and a new study shows that this new flux in immigration is having adverse effects on the planet. A new study by...
Professor I Burns of Edinburgh University has hit back at scientists who claim that the main cause of Global warming is the heat from Fish & Chip Shops. He said that the real cause of Global warming is the fact that most houses now have central h...
Al Gore has been having meetings with scientists who have come up with the sensational theory that the main cause of Global Warming is the heat coming from fish and chip shops worldwide. Scientists have used specialist equipment to take readings...
Washington, DC - Shocking news uncovered in Washington late last evening regarding star-crossed haters, Sahel Kamezi and Steve McNair. Sources have confirmed that Sahel Kamezi, the supposed waitress and mistress of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair...
World leaders at the G8 Summit Meeting approved a motion to limit global warming to a maximum of a two degree celcius increase. This is the first agreement on any matter pertaining to global warming among the group. Outside of the meeting, United...
In an effort to stem global warming, curb greenhouse gas emissions and to address growing water shortages, President Barack Obama singed into law a bill proposing landmark legislation that will affect the way most Americans live. The president add...
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