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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

Pittsburgh Steelers' QB Ben Roethlisberger Allegedly Charged With Intentionally Grounding His Balls

ATLANTA - Two-time Super Bowl winner and Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has found himself in a bit of a pickle. The possessor of one of the hardest NFL names to spell and pronounce was being investigated on charges of intention...

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Funny story: Pittsburgh QB Roethlisberger Tackled Behind Lines on New Sex Charge ; Alleged Victim Claims He Wasn't Wearing a Helmet!

Pittsburgh QB Roethlisberger Tackled Behind Lines on New Sex Charge ; Alleged Victim Claims He Wasn't Wearing a Helmet!

Disaster hit the NFL Pittsburgh Steelers today, with the news that Quarterback 'Big Ben' Roethlisburger is being accused of illegal use of the hands off the field, this time in a Georgia nightclub lady's room! The well hung single gunslinger with...

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Funny story: Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Former High School Quarterback Now a Total Loser

Medium Rock, AK - Senior year at Medium Rock High School was memorable for Johnny Wallbanger. The Medium Rock quarterback averaged 10 touchdown passes per game and threw for hundreds of yards, propelling his team to the top of their division. Wallb...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Include Men Next Season

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Include Men Next Season

The Dallas Cowboys, never a team afraid of setting new trends in the game of football, will break with tradition next season when their cheerleading squad will contain "at least 7" male cheerleaders, it has been reported. A story in the Las Cruces...

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Funny story: New Orleans wins Super Bowl: No one cares!

New Orleans wins Super Bowl: No one cares!

New Orleans, LA - In what will go down in history as the Super Bowl's greatest upset, the New Orleans Saints came out of nowhere to lead the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. However, as most NFL analysts have reported, nobody gives a shit. "What? Th...

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Funny story: Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLIV

Ten Little Known Facts About Super Bowl XLIV

MIAMI - Super Bowl 44 was won by the New Orleans Saints who defeated the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. The Colts were favored by 4½ points. TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLIV 1. Queen Latifah's pre-game singing performance was not the worst in Super Bowl's 44 year history. Although it definitely was close, that honor still goes to American Idol alumni William Hung. At least QL sang...

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Funny story: Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Indianapolis Colt's Coach: We Were Tricked!

Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl. "They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!" Sounds...

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Funny story: Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

Superbowl XLIV Breaks TV Ratings Records

It's probably the Greatest Show On Earth. We are of course talking about Superbowl XLIV which takes place later today amidst an unprecedented security lockdown as the New Orleans Saints go helmet to helmet with the Indianapolis Colts at Miami's Sun L...

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Funny story: American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

American Idol's The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy To Perform At The Super Bowl Before The Who

MIAMI - The director of the Super Bowl Half Time Festivities, Delvin Zavatini, has just announced that due to the fact that Taylor Swift has backed out of her scheduled performance he has had to make a quick last minute change in the musical show.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...

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Funny story: For The Cajun Population, A Super Bowl Win Could Go A Long Way After Devastating Louisiana Purchase Debacle

For The Cajun Population, A Super Bowl Win Could Go A Long Way After Devastating Louisiana Purchase Debacle

BATON ROUGE - For a select few citizens in Louisiana's state capital of Baton Rouge, the upcoming Super Bowl has a different meaning for them. Hearing the anecdotes about how good a win would be for the city of New Orleans after the very recent, dev...

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Funny story: Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Florida Recruits Say They Were Told Coach Urban Meyer Leaving For Dallas Cowboys

Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...

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Funny story: Rex Ryan: "Weird, I never had to apologize for flipping off Jets fans"

Rex Ryan: "Weird, I never had to apologize for flipping off Jets fans"

Jets head coach Rex Ryan announced today that he was surprised and confused over the controversy swirling over an obscene gesture he made towards a Miami Dolphin fan while at a martial arts event. Ryan says he routinely responds to insults given by J...

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Funny story: Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

NEW MADRID, Missouri - President Barack Obama was in New Madrid addressing the Missouri Federation of Mule Breeders. He stressed to the convention goers the importance of making sure that our children and their children continue to take advantage...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

CAIRO - Osama Bin Laden has finally surfaced and he is certainly in fine form. He has gained back about 13 of the 20 pounds he lost while hiding like a deranged rat in caves of Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bangladesh, and Finland. The 6 foot 6 inch Bin...

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Funny story: The Who May Perform At The Super Bowl Without Guitarist Pete Townsend

The Who May Perform At The Super Bowl Without Guitarist Pete Townsend

MIAMI - Word coming out of Miami, Florida is that there is some genuine concern that the half time extravaganza, featuring The Who, and which in the past has included such great recording artists as Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Donnie and Marie Osmo...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Changes Mind About Retirement Six Times During Press Conference

Brett Favre Changes Mind About Retirement Six Times During Press Conference

Brett Favre stood at a podium at the Minnesota Vikings headquarters and took questions from reporters after his choking performance Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. Favre threw more interceptions in that game than the Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo h...

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