PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia Eagles fans and coaches alike are thrilled at the progress shown by now-83th-string QB Kevin Kolb, just two weeks after KTFO during the Eagles season opener against Packers. "We are really happy that Kevin was able to s...
Instead of actually admitting that he f--ked up royally after naming Kevin 'Bobby Hoying II' Kolb the starting quarterback over Lassie-killer Michael Vick, Andy Reid has righted his wrong, but not in the way you'd imagine. Or, knowing Andy Reid, e...
(Pittsburgh, PA - September 17, 2010)… Early Friday morning, 2-Time Super Bowl Champion and star Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger held a press conference to address the local and national media. Roethlisberger, 28, is yet to play in an NFL c...
CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...
Following three consecutive years of pressure from its most recent winners, the long standing and original design of the Heisman Trophy will be recast for 2011, showing a fistful of dollars in the player's extended arm, and some gold bling around his...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets fumble crew coach, Timmy "The Hands" Blumentelli, said that Ines Sainz, a reporter for Mexico's TV Azteca Network should not have been dressed like one of the Victoria's Secret models. He pointed out that when Sai...
Former USC running back Reggie Bush has returned his 2005 Heisman Trophy after it was discovered that the University of Southern California had committed some serious offenses during that year, in both football and basketball. A committee was due...
RUTHERFORD, NJ - The sporting world was shocked when it learned that men in the Jets' locker room were behaving like men in a locker room. Mexican Reporter, Mona Lott was ogled and flirted with by testosterone-filled burley athletes, while she flaun...
Philadelphia Eagles' Kevin Kolb called an early morning press conference to let family, friends and fans know that he is OK, after being K.T.F.O. during the second quarter of the game against the Green Bay NoFavres Sunday. "I know that backing the...
Trainers for the Philadelphia Eagles are facing indictment for removing padding from players' helmets, causing at least 827 concussions in the past 4 years. "I thought that getting out of Vet Stadium was going to help the situation," said former E...
(Lincoln, NE) With the 2010 college football season now underway, University of Nebraska-Lincoln chancellor Harvey Perlman, chairman of the BCS Presidential Oversight Committee, revealed today the formulation of a bizarre new system to determine the...
Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...
Lucy May Buckner, Homecoming teacher at the High School and sponsor of the Baptist Young Women's Christian Rifle Club (First Baptist Church) announced that her girls will perform again at the halftime of this year's homecoming game. "Just like last...
DALLAS - Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is back singing his old "She's a Jinx" song again after his Cowboys were beaten by the Oakland Raiders 17-9. Two years ago he blamed every Cowboys loss on Hollywood actress Jessica Simpson, w...
Certain sport news agencies, including the one that allows LeBron James to write his own news stories, is reporting that the NFL will be using footballs with microchips inside, in order to prevent blown calls by officials. The microchips will hel...
Philadelphia Eagles' head coach Andy Reid has been jumping around like a rhino in a tutu all spring, telling anyone who'll listen that the team feels invigorated by the influx of new faces. 39 of them, in fact, with 13 being draft picks. And on an 80...
Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie finally called head coach Andy Reid to task for selecting QB Kevin Kolb to start over ASPCA F--khead Of The Decade Michael Vick, characterizing it as an issue of "Using a hammer when you own a nail-gun." "Wi...
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