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Funny story: Starving People Won't Eat Dead Babies

Starving People Won't Eat Dead Babies

Democratic Republic of The Congo - Children affected by war in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo face starvation, says the UN food agency.

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Funny story: Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...

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Funny story: Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...

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Funny story: Recent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!

Recent News Carries A Feast Of Scot Starvation Stories!

A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starvin...

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Funny story: Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.

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Funny story: EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

In a dramatic move aimed at harmonising sell-by and use-by dates on products other than food, the mandarins (sadly no use-by date on these particular fruits) of Brussels have imposed rules to cover an extended range of non-food products.

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Funny story: New Cafe for cravings opens

New Cafe for cravings opens

Julie Wilkes from Hull has just opened the first of what she hopes will soon be a nationwide chain of fast food shops that cater for the cravings of expectant mothers. The name to look out for will be 'Café Neuf'

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Funny story: Nutritionists Baffled By New Foodstuff

Nutritionists Baffled By New Foodstuff

CLEVELAND, Ohio (Reuters) -- Nutritionists at the American Dietetic Association have been baffled by a new foodstuff being tested at local McDonald's stores called the "McLove Muffin."...

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Funny story: Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

College students who live off-campus and are struggling to make ends meet while getting an education have been hit with a major crisis. There is a major ramen noodle shortage and the few available packages of ramen noodles available are selling for...

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Funny story: Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Researchers at U. of Oxford & U. of Exeter have compiled evidence that the quality of womens' diets around the time of conception is statistically significant in determining the resulting children's gender. Well-fed females tend to bear more...

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Funny story: Vagina Breakfast Platter?

Vagina Breakfast Platter?

A Stoke woman has hit the big time after deciding to serve breakfast from her vagina.

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Funny story: Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Foreigner Eats Live Hamster

Shoppers were startled at an East London pet store when a foreign customer proceeded to bite the head off a live hamster.

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Funny story: Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

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Funny story: FDA Declares Fingernails Protein in School Lunches

FDA Declares Fingernails Protein in School Lunches

During the Reagan Administration, ketchup on hamburgers was officially declared a vegetable. In the Clinton years, corn chips with cheese sauce and pinto beans (nachos) became acceptable in school lunch programs as a main dish, fulling grain, dairy,...

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Funny story: Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

Warning: Dining Early may Cause Advanced Aging

AP, SARASOTA - Prefer your fried food a la four pm? Like to eat your eel early? Beware: such habits may earn you a one-way trip to the nursing home.

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Funny story: Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

Subway manager is sacked for scoffing all the stock

An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.

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Funny story: Doomsday Vault opens

Doomsday Vault opens

Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.

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