The United States of America has been given the green light to be the eighteenth nation to join the Euro. As soon as Estonia has surrendered its sovereignty and become a toady to European capital, it will be the turn of the USA. President Obama ha...
British taxpayers are refusing to bail out Greece. It was decided they should do so under a sneaky European Union deal. "It's just not fair," said one British taxpayer, Arthur Giblet, of Berwick Hills. "They did it in a bloody sneaky way wit...
President Barry Hussein Obama, a foreigner who never really understood the history and character of America, has further isolated himself from the American Public by commissioning a deeper bunker under Camp David where he expects to ride out the com...
International Monetary Fund Managing Director, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has presented the world with a massive "Do Over" suggestion. "It's fairly obvious that the current global economic situation sucks right now. We propose a plan that will elimin...
In a daring bid to change outdated regulations in the financial sector, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has rewritten the rules of Monopoly. Mr Brown's new version of the once-popular board game has dramatically reduced the formerly complex rules to...
As the executive from Goldman Sachs sat down at the witness table in front of US Senators yesterday, the air was tense. Before the cameras were turned on, including those of c-span the executive spoke directly to the assembled legislators. "N...
London, ENGLAND: Nothing can stop the seemingly unstoppable cyborg financial assassin Gordon Brown, who has been sent back from the year 2029 by a collective of artificially intelligent computer-controlled machines bent on the financial exterminatio...
Naysayers pointed with alarm today as Financial Markets reacted to the down grading of Greece's ability to repay enormous loans, rating their bonds S-8, which unofficially is lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. Also down graded was...
It is reported that the owners of Greek cafes, restaurants and snack bars will, from today, be sending 10% of their takings to the "You Better Shape Up" rescue fund. Old humous cartons will serve as collecting tins as Greeks attempt to help the ol...
Standing proudly about as if they had done something, US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasurer of the US Rosie Rios, and US Secret Service Deputy Director Keith Prewitt, today unveiled America's newest...
As David Cameron preaches about running the country and the economy sensibly, and on budget, we've just learned that he's so far behind on his water bills that the water company H2O are considering court action against him, with a view to sending the...
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told the California state legislature today he's leaving now, rather than wait for the end of his term in November in order to cash in his more than 7 months earned vacation and sick pay before the check bounced.
Despite falling poll numbers and the rise of unemployment and corresponding dissent in the US, President Barry Obama pointed with pride to Michelle's new garden as a sign that the US economy was 'back' and adding hundreds of more 'green jobs!" Ju...
Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling,were both arrested by detectives from Scotland yard in the early hours of this morning as Britains National Debt is set to pass 2 TRILLION POUNDS. Brown the former Chancellor, and Darling the current Chancellor, are...
In a newly released book by Chinese-American Author, Pe Yuan Yu-Smith, titled "You Buy More Yankee, OK?" Americans are finally being made privy to some of the lesser known facts about the tenuous economic relationship between China and the United Sta...
Thirteen-year-old Charlie Neighbors of Land Between The Lakes, Kentucky has torn down his treehouse in his backyard to prevent the bank from taking it over and reselling it. "I got their stupid notice", Booger (Charlie) told our reporter. "Where a...
Axa Chairman Anthony (Our Tone) Hamilton And the Secrets of CEO (Our Hen) de Castries Says "We're really wide boys" Penge's Hamilton Palace project starts soon A Feature Interview with Dan de Lyon I meet Anthony Hamilton, Axa's chairman, at my club in Pall Mall. I inveigled Our Tone into accepting my invitation to lunch, rather than the other way...
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