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Funny story: Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."...

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Funny story: Bad Trip for Backpacker

Bad Trip for Backpacker

Concern is growing over the fate of a British backpacker, Mr. Rupert Spliff-Toker, convicted in a Sharia court in Teheran of possessing cannabis.

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Funny story: Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

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Funny story: New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

San Francisco, California - As an added convenience to the patients of medical marijuana, the California legislature has allowed for the introduction and distribution of cannabis vending machines throughout the Golden State as a part of a new experim...

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Funny story: California Supreme Court 5-2 ruling against workers using medical marijuana leads to mandatory drug testing for comedy writers at TheSpoof.com

California Supreme Court 5-2 ruling against workers using medical marijuana leads to mandatory drug testing for comedy writers at TheSpoof.com

Sacramento, California - The California Supreme Court in 5-2 ruling, denying workplace protection for marijuana use by employees even if prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition, has an immediate impact and far reaching effects at TheSpoof.com...

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Funny story: Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Police and forensic scientists have this morning been called to the BBC Television Centre studios after a live dog turd was discovered in amongst some rhododendrons in the Blue Peter garden

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Funny story: Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Buckingham Palace - (Litigious Mess): The Puppet Queen Mum's last will and testicle was secretly sealed on Buckingham Palace orders in 2002 to protect her legacy from crack-dealing creditors according to reports.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse behind £50 million Top Crack Mansion purchase

Amy Winehouse behind £50 million Top Crack Mansion purchase

London - (Sad Ass Mess): Early press stories that London's daftest house purchase of 2008 - the £50 million Top Crack Mansion in Hampstead Garden Suburb's Bishops Avenue - was made by a seedy, secretive Kazakhstani brothelkeeper called Ms Who...

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Funny story: Drug addict singer filmed taking drugs

Drug addict singer filmed taking drugs

The entertainment world was rocked to its foundations today as a drug addict was filmed taking drugs. The shock footage of Amy Winehouse, someone who (according to her song 'Rehab') is addicted to drugs, showed her snorting cocaine and smoki...

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Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...

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Funny story: Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld. The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...

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Funny story: Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Jacksonvile Florida - Dwayne Jenkins, 27 a local self proclaimed 'dreamer' spent the entire afternoon on his couch smoking marijuana and listening to the song 'Lust for life' by rock musician Iggy Pop from the album of the same name.

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Funny story: John Cena taking Drugs

John Cena taking Drugs

It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...

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Funny story: World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

World Health Organization Warns of Looming Jenken Abuse Epidemic in US

WASHINGTON, DC -- While addressing a meeting of the Office of Drug Control Policy (ODCP), health specialist Jacqui Chan warned of a potential epidemic of abusing what she called the next meth or crack cocaine, jenken.

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Funny story: Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

Jesus slams his "dead-beat dad" GOD on Rikki Lake Show

A pre-recorded episode of the often controversial Rikki Lake Show featuring Jesus Christ confronting God is due to air early next week.

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Funny story: New strain Skunk cuts emissions by 2000%: study

New strain Skunk cuts emissions by 2000%: study

National Poisons Unit, Aldermaston - (Ludicrous Mess): A new strain of eco-friendly weed variant of super-strength quick-grow skunk cannabis has been found to have drastically lower CO2 emissions compared to average cannabis sativa products according...

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Funny story: New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.

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