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Funny story: QAnon Revealed!

QAnon Revealed!

QAnon, the popular far right conspiracy cult, has been revealed to actually be a reverse I.Q. test created by the government. Originally designed to see what level of ridiculousness conservatives could get their base to subscribe to, the increasingl…

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Funny story: Trump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls

Trump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls

Reflecting to his wife, Melania, this morning at breakfast, US President Donald Trump considered his touch around the greens and the record number of found golf balls to be his greatest accomplishments in 2020. He reportedly told the First Lady hi…

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that one of the most respected actresses in Tinsel Town is asking that no one vote for Kanye West. Jennifer Aniston said that she really and truly hopes that no one out there is dumb eno…

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Funny story: Biden and Trump both get "purple pill"

Biden and Trump both get "purple pill"

Drug makers , Smit, Krime and Velcome report that their new anti-anxiety drug Loffonza had some "unexpected" side effects. "Both candidates agreed to be part of our double blind study for the treatment of stage fright and anxiety. We had no idea t…

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Funny story: The Bear - Obama - Is Off His Leash

The Bear - Obama - Is Off His Leash

The Bear Is Off His Leash means that Barack Obama is on the campaign trail. While off the leash, Obama is gleefully bashing Donald Trump. During a campaign stop in Florida, former President Barack Obama made a campaign announcement by way of needling…

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Kill Obamacare, But He Has No Plan To Replace It, Proving He’s Just a Fake and a Fraud

Trump Wants To Kill Obamacare, But He Has No Plan To Replace It, Proving He’s Just a Fake and a Fraud

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest poll from Quinnipini shows that President Trump wants to take away Obamacare from 175 million middle-class and poor people, but the cruel, hate-filled piece of shit has nothing to replace it with. Nothing.

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Funny story: "If you build it they will come"

"If you build it they will come"

President Trump complained to reporters that he saw so many brown faces in Arizona that he thought he was in Mexico. "I say I'm building a wall, so here they come...faces half covered, ready to steal jobs from real Americans." When the current…

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Funny story: Trump to leave the White House through the sewage system

Trump to leave the White House through the sewage system

Trailing in the polls, it looks increasingly likely that Donald Trump will lose the upcoming presidential election. With his fragile ego and narcissistic personality disorder, it is unlikely that Trump will be able to face the reality of losing so…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump likes to give his opponents silly names, thinking it will make him appear superior. Immature? Yes, but that’s where he remains, and now it’s to be expected from The Bump. Feeling superior to Joe Biden, allegedly because he inherited 4…

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump

Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump

Here are the top 10 reasons for patriotic Americans to reelect President Donald J. Trump. But don’t worry if you can’t make it to the polls on election day. It might not matter at the end of that day. If, by some unimaginable fluke, President T…

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…

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Funny story: President Trump is Going to Borrow $50 Million From the U.S. Department of The Treasury to Boost His Re-Election Chances

President Trump is Going to Borrow $50 Million From the U.S. Department of The Treasury to Boost His Re-Election Chances

YELLOW ICE, North Dakota – (Satire News) – President Trump is continuing to reject Dr. Fauci’s suggestion, and is still holding his campaign hate rallies with only about 7 people wearing masks. Trump has told his crowd that, since he has already…

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Funny story: Millions of Ice Cube’s Fans Tell Him To Just Shut Up and Sing

Millions of Ice Cube’s Fans Tell Him To Just Shut Up and Sing

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – One thing that just about everyone is truly tired of, is these privileged celebrities who go around kissing the asses of politicians. Case in point, as reported by Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, Ice Cube, the rapper, is losing…

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Funny story: North Korean President Kim Jong-un, Taking a Cue From Russian President Putin, Has Just Endorsed President Trump

North Korean President Kim Jong-un, Taking a Cue From Russian President Putin, Has Just Endorsed President Trump

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea, and alleged secret boyfriend, of Donald J. Trump, proudly announced to the people of North Korea that Trumpy is his man. He quickly added that he did not mean his ma…

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Funny story: Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…

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Funny story: Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

Trump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires

The current administration has come up with yet another brilliant idea, in its string of brilliant ideas, regarding dealing with national emergencies and disasters. This time, it’s an ingenious concept of solving the problem of Colorado wildfires.

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Funny story: China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

China Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories

SHANGHAI, China – (Satire News) – China’s Rice News Agency has revealed that President Trump is the sole owner of three fortune cookie factories. According to government records, the President purchased the three factories a mere two months after…

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