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Funny story: Come to Britain to Die

Come to Britain to Die

The British Tourist Board,announced that it was launching an all inclusive holiday package designed for people who wanted to die.

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Funny story: Hell Welcomes Jesse Helms

Hell Welcomes Jesse Helms

(Hades) - Speaking from the crimson colored steps of the newly erected stone edifice that is Hell's Ronald Reagan Theater, Our Great Lord Lucifer at long last welcomed the newest member of his cabinet, former United States Senator Jesse Helms (Fa...

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Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket...

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Funny story: George Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!

George Carlin's Last Joke: I'm Dead!

(La La Land, CA) - In what he felt was his funniest anti-establishment joke of all time, George Carlin died yesterday.

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Funny story: Aintgottaprayer.con launches rival 'Dead Christian' email service

Aintgottaprayer.con launches rival 'Dead Christian' email service

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting giant Aintgottaprayer.con has diversified into the lucrative necrology sector after rival website Youvebeenleftbehind.con announced a new service for Christians that sends emails to a...

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Funny story: Isle Of Man TT Latest: Records (And Other Things) Broken

Isle Of Man TT Latest: Records (And Other Things) Broken

The Isle of Man TT Race finished yesterday with the usual worries from locals about the dangers involved proving unfounded in this, the most dangerous race in the Isle of Man sporting calendar.

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Funny story: Dick Martin dies laughing while watching DVD 'Best of Laugh-In'

Dick Martin dies laughing while watching DVD 'Best of Laugh-In'

Comedian and show-off Dick Martin, who hosted the popular 1960's comedy show Laugh-In with his partner Dan Rowan, has died at the age of 86.

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Funny story: Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

Death Insurance: Berkshire Hathaway Launches New Scheme

A Gas Station, America: Recent stats have positioned Berkshire Hathaway, wild company of mostly Warren Buffet's, as the 20th top firm in the world. Their product sector, 'nonlife insurance', has just taken a turn to the d...

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Funny story: The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote was announced today, and here is the list. * 'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies. * 'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior. * 'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks. * 'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws. * 'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosest...

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Funny story: Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Man Fakes His Own Death So He Can Avoid Having To Wash the Dishes

Local man Barnaby Jones, 62, pretended he was dead so as he could avoid having to wash up after dinner. The crafty man covered himself in ketchup and lodged a carving knife between his armpit and chest, then lay on the floor completely still while...

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Funny story: Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

(Neuters) In the last half an hour it has come to light that the Chinese government were field testing their military's latest weapon, this is where the whole Chinese population farts at the same time.

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Funny story: Munger P.I. - Part Two

Munger P.I. - Part Two

Chapter 6 Death Is Double Parked!...

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Funny story: R. Jiggaboo Reynolds: Wheeze Makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!

R. Jiggaboo Reynolds: Wheeze Makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!

RJ Reynolds, where tobacco is king and black people have charred lungs, has released a series of menthol cigarette ads aimed directly at Americans of African decent. Billboards in black communities across America depict sexy black men and women smoking themselves to death with the slogan: "Wheeze makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!"...

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Funny story: Tributes to 'sainted' son

Tributes to 'sainted' son

The parents of a 14 year-old boy killed in an uninteresting road crash in Scotland have paid tribute to their 'unbelievably sainted and wonderful ickle' son, after he became the 3,012th British road traffic accident vicitim this year. Sitting at...

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Funny story: Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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