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Funny story: Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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Funny story: Crappy websites may cause suicides

Crappy websites may cause suicides

People surfing the web are more likely to commit suicide than people who watch Fox television, a study says.

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Funny story: Iraq War Watchers Count 4,000 'Defining Moments' in Same Week as 4,000th US Body Bag

Iraq War Watchers Count 4,000 'Defining Moments' in Same Week as 4,000th US Body Bag

Iraq war watchers believe that the Bush administration has announced 4,000 times in the four year war that they have reached a defining moment, a turning point or a crucial development. The coincidence that this landmark should occur in the same week...

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Funny story: Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

Mumbai Man Dies On Being Hit With A Water Balloon During Holi Celebrations

A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.

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Funny story: Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Okay, here are some ways by which, I think, you can attain an easy death[*]. It depends on where you live, so I'll post it in a viewer-friendly format.

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Funny story: Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

Surprise! Centenarian Dies at Own 100th Birthday Party

AKRON, OHIO - When the family of centenarian Jeremiah Toumrok planned a surprise party for his 100th birthday, they never expected the surprise would be on themselves!...

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Funny story: Nobody Knows Meaning of William F. Buckley Jr.'s Dying Words

Nobody Knows Meaning of William F. Buckley Jr.'s Dying Words

When William F. Buckley, Jr. passed away last week at his home in Stamford, Connecticut, he uttered dying words to his cook that nobody knows the meaning of.

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Funny story: Presidential Remarks on Death of Gary Gygax

Presidential Remarks on Death of Gary Gygax

Washington, DC - George W Bush solemnly intoned words of praise and of warning, in a press conference called in response to the death of Gary Gygax.

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Funny story: Conclusive Proof: Sex Kills

Conclusive Proof: Sex Kills

There have been approximately 230 sex-related deaths in the country within the past 6 months according to British Police.

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Funny story: How to stay safe in the world today

How to stay safe in the world today

Statistically speaking, death is an unavoidable reality - it can strike 100% of humans, anywhere and at any time.

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Funny story: Casualty mix up costs a life

Casualty mix up costs a life

Edna Jeffries, 74 from Easton in Bristol, humorously lost her life yesterday as a taxi driver whom she flagged down mistook her for a cast member of Bristol based drama Casualty.

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Funny story: Arrogant 'Crypto-Nazi' William EffBuckley Jr. Felled by Very Large Word

Arrogant 'Crypto-Nazi' William EffBuckley Jr. Felled by Very Large Word

(New York City) Mr. EffBuckley Jr., the erudite Ivy Leaguer and 'arch' conservative who showered huge and hate-filled words on American liberals during the decades-long Cold War that followed the post-FDR rise of the Conservative Right, died...

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Funny story: Working Stiff Pays Off

Working Stiff Pays Off

Death becomes some - some way more than others.

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Funny story: Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look at the water

In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said "If he had a family they would be devastated".

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Funny story: Stallone Gets Death Threats From Old Father Time

Stallone Gets Death Threats From Old Father Time

Ancient star Sylvester Stallone, rumoured to start every day with a vigourous exercise routine of hard lipo and steroid pumping, has revealed that he has been receiving death threats for the last ten years on a daily basis.

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