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Funny story: I Quit Cameron

I Quit Cameron

I never thought David Cameron would take my advice and stop being a public school bully but he has! I've put in my resignation as his Director of Communications with immediate effect and I'm considering an offer from the two Ed's to help them out. With Labour ahead of the Tories now and bound to go further ahead during the year it might be useful to gauge the Opposition so I have drawn up this...

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Funny story: Cameron keeping close eye on Egypt riots situation

Cameron keeping close eye on Egypt riots situation

Several people were reported killed yesterday as 20,000 protesters marched across Egypt's capital Cairo. Police fired water cannons and tear gas into the crowds as the protesters hurled back bottles and stones in one of the country's biggest ev...

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Funny story: David Cameron to cut "friends with benefits" under welfare reforms

David Cameron to cut "friends with benefits" under welfare reforms

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that the Coalition government plans to deal with the welfare state by cutting friends with benefits. The scheme entitled "No more benefits for friends" will not allow friends of different genders to add a...

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Funny story: Big Society Problem Solved

Big Society Problem Solved

David Cameron approached me with a request for an urgent consultation. As his recently appointed Communications Director I immediately went to his office at No 10. The Big Society, Jim Womble, I need your input. Not a good idea. Why's that? Wooly. No one knows what it's all about. Come on. I've explained it clearly. No you haven't. At heart you may have a good idea. People are no...

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Funny story: First Session with Cameron

First Session with Cameron

Following my appointment to the job as the new Communications Director at No 10 David Cameron asked me to come to a one to one session with him. Here's the result. OK Jim Womble what's your view on my performances at Question Time? You sound like a self satisfied public school bully. Really? So how should I improve? Praise Ed Miliband. Now, come on! That would make all his opp...

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Funny story: Britain to reintroduce death penalty

Britain to reintroduce death penalty

In a back to basics policy change David Cameron, Prime Minister, announced today the return of the death penalty in Great Britain. "To be fair the death penalty never came off the statute books", he said, "we are just extending the penalties where...

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Funny story: Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...

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Funny story: Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...

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Funny story: Jewish Council solve UK debt crisis

Jewish Council solve UK debt crisis

Rabbi David Cohenron, leader of the Jewish Council of Great Britain, has outlined plans to bring an end to the recession and put the United Kingdom back on the world map. Speaking outside the council chambers, Rabbi Cohenron stated; "Oye vot a...

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Funny story: NHS safe with Cameron

NHS safe with Cameron

Echoing the trenchant defence of the health service by Margaret Thatcher David Cameron announced today: 'The NHS is safe in our hands.' As if anyone would think that the National Health Service was not safe in the hands of those who have always c...

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Funny story: Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...

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Funny story: First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

Scaremonger Films, a relatively new British company to the film industry, are located on Oil Drum Lane, Grottville, Nottingham. Their Director V I Triolic, revealed details to our reporter Inchcock last week, of their first film to be released, later this year - A true story of horror, hatred, fear, debasement and corruption! The title will be "Hell in our time" - and it is to be made again...

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Funny story: Blue Cockerel for that 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square

Blue Cockerel for that 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square

Cock of the north or a cock and bull story, it's all about Cocky Cameron and it's blue! What could be more British than a cockerel? Erm, a bulldog or even an Aberdeen Angus bull would seem appropriate. But, no, some daft eedjit has decided to have...

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Funny story: David Cameron to introduce new Nick Clegg shield to the MoD

David Cameron to introduce new Nick Clegg shield to the MoD

Prime Minister David Cameron is set to introduce a new Nick Clegg shield to the Ministry of Defence (MoD), as part of the government's commitment to the armed forces. The new Nick Clegg shield has been successfully trialled by David Cameron since...

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Funny story: Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...

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Funny story: New method called Betanomics to end recession in UK

New method called Betanomics to end recession in UK

Presenting at the UK jobs summit hosted by David Cameron with the leaders of most of the top 20 companies in the UK, an Oxford Classics Don revealed his new way to move Britain out of recession. Professor Ira Glyfickx, originally from Belgium, put...

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Funny story: Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

Cameron Declared nearly bankrupt!

After gaining access to the Bank of England computer, the UBS cantonal Swiss Bank, BP shares records, the Haliburton executive details and Weapon Sales Bonus figures, the Stock Market Returns for 2010, the Bank of Scotland, several offshore account d...

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