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Funny story: Fruitcake Sickens Millions

Fruitcake Sickens Millions

Philadelphia PA-- Holiday fruitcake was recalled in dozens of states after millions of people were sickened. The ingredients of the fruitcake were found to be both highly toxic and "possibly extraterrestrial" according to the Center for Diseased Cak...

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Funny story: Cliff Richard's Christmas List 2008

Cliff Richard's Christmas List 2008

A Devil woman, with Evil on her mind A Honky Tonk Angel A Forwarding Address for Carrie, she may not live here anymore, but her letters are still being delivered A Miss you Night Some Small Speakers Some Tall Speakers Proof that Love is actually the strongest emotion Forty Days A Living Doll Some Lucky Lips An Audience with Cilla Black on DVD An Audience with The Pope An Audience with...

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Funny story: Credit Crunch has devastating effect on Christmas Song

Credit Crunch has devastating effect on Christmas Song

A famed Christmas song has become the latest high profile victim of the Credit Crunch, says a well known Panto dame. Widow Twanky, a famed dame of some years standing said: 'It is all very well people being concerned about people working at M.F.I or...

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Funny story: Queen's speech shown early by ITV

Queen's speech shown early by ITV

ITV last night stole a march on their rivals by showing the Queen's Christmas speech early. The speech, which was recorded in a tent in Hyde Park to save on Royal fuel bills, is thought to have attracted at least four extra viewers, but will be r...

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Funny story: TV Sitcom Christmas Shows

TV Sitcom Christmas Shows

HOLLYWOOD, California - TV Hills & Valleys, the noted televison publication in it's latest issue presented a capsule view of three of this year's top television show's Christmas episodes. TWO AND A HALF MEN - Charlie and Alan get drunk on three bottles of holiday spirits. They call a taxi and take Alan's young son, Jake to a tattoo parlor where he gets a tattoo on his left upper arm that re...

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Funny story: The 2008 Christmas Season's Top Ten Selling Books

The 2008 Christmas Season's Top Ten Selling Books

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - One of the nation's leading bookstore chains, 'The You Can't Judge A Book By It's Cover' has just released their yearly Christmas list. THE TOP TEN SELLING BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS 2008 * Chinese Ceramic Christmas Ornaments and Were They Once Really Edible? * Overweight Individuals Who Eat Christmas Fruit Cakes Through A Straw And Why * The Key To Understanding Key Misun...

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Funny story: Cracker Threat

Cracker Threat

High street stores are tightening up on their sale of that most dangerous of items at Christmas - the Cracker. All crackers sold in the UK are to carry a health warning indicating that these heinous devices are a dangerous explosive, and should no...

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Funny story: Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...

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Funny story: The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

In recent years a glut of Australian soap stars have been drafted in to the UK, to appear in UK pantomime. Henry Winkler, who used to be the Fonz and very cool, is now joining fellow U.S stars in this bawdy, British tradition. Starsky and Huggy B...

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Funny story: New Board Games For Christmas

New Board Games For Christmas

CINCINNATI, Ohio - One of the biggest toy and board game manufacturers in the world, Milf Botty has just come out with some board games just in time for Christmas. Dawson B. Ellsworth, director of new board game development helped to introduce, market, and distribute the following four new board games. THE GIMME GIMME BAILOUT GAME: One of this Christmas season's most popular board games was...

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Funny story: Royal Family To Go Out For Christmas Dinner

Royal Family To Go Out For Christmas Dinner

It has been revealed by the august organ 'Times Of The Radio And Stuff Christmas Edition' that the Royal family are to venture out for Christmas dinner, which means effectively that HRH's Christmas speech will not be broadcast as per tradition. 'T...

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Funny story: A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

Accident and Emergency units across the Irish Republic have introduced 'Drunk Tanks' for the duration of the Xmas period in order to keep the Casualty section 'Piss head' free a for the duration. Senior staff nurse Aine O'Really explains "We ha...

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Funny story: Nihilists Join Non-Believers in Holiday Struggle

Nihilists Join Non-Believers in Holiday Struggle

Nihilists joined atheists, humanists and other non-religious groups in a campaign to wrest control of the holiday season from Christians and Jews. The United Nihilist Front (UNF) released a statement yesterday promising complete cooperation with non...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Releases Reggae Christmas CD

Jessica Simpson Releases Reggae Christmas CD

Desperate to find a recording medium and a musical genre where she might be successful, without being booed by her audience that is, Jessica Simpson is set to release a new Christmas CD done in Reggae style. Teaming up with former Ziggy Marley band...

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Funny story: We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...

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Funny story: Greg Lake Believes In Father Christmas So Much - He Brought The Company!

Greg Lake Believes In Father Christmas So Much - He Brought The Company!

Seventies progressive Rocker, Greg Lake famously wrote he believed in Father Christmas. This was at a time the old misery guts was going through his infamous trial- which centred around complaints against the bearded one, sneaking into kiddies bedroo...

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Funny story: Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!

This year's miracle seller has literally risen from the dead this season and broken all sales records. The Jesus doll, long considered somewhat naff and tacky, has been reincarnated for 2008 Christmas with a new look and a suite of miracle accesso...

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