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Funny story: More Lyin’ In Winter

More Lyin’ In Winter

Washington DC - (Reuterus): Vice President Mike Pence may have used a professional body double to evade charges of lying under oath at his January 2017 vice presidential inauguration according to reports. The Trump-appeasing half-wit was spotted...

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Funny story: The Lyin’ In Winter

The Lyin’ In Winter

Washington DC - (Rotters): The GOP inaugural committee is being sued for malfeasance in a pubic orifice for switching the Malleus Maleficarum - Hammer of Witches - satanic primer with the customary Lincoln Bible for Donald Trump’s pledging of the Pr...

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Funny story: Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

Poch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy

London, UK - (COYS!): Mauricio Pochettino will pocket a stonking £50m bonus when the Lilywhites obliterate Liverpool in the Champions League cup final next Saturday at Wanda Metropolitano Stadium in Madrid. The deal sees Tottenham players guarant...

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Funny story: Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Washington DC, USA - Donald Trump was initiated into the British Hellfire Club according to Chapter 666 of the Mueller Report. De-redacted federal papers describe events circa 1963 when the ageing Queen Mother acted as a ceremonial douche - uh, su...

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Funny story: New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...

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Funny story: Alabama Rot Spreads To Governor’s Mansion

Alabama Rot Spreads To Governor’s Mansion

Montgomery, Alabama - (Reuterus): The discovery of a parasitic disorder similar to Mad Cow Disease in Kay Ivey’s sumptuous gubernatorial mansion has been identified as Alabama Rot according to a report in Doghouse News. Also known as sub-cute-anus...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Ayatollah Mocked For ‘Stupid Meghan Markle Hat’

Tehran, Iran - (Dire Straits of Hormuz): Iranian fashionistas are up in arms after their president was ordered to get a sartorial make-over by Tehran’s notorious Gast-e-Ersad morality police. An entry in their FarsiFarceBook page has slammed Presi...

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Funny story: Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

Someone At Uthiefa Got Massive Bung For Insane Baku Pick

London, UK - (Offside Rule): Football fans are rightly pissed at an insane Uthiefa decision to host this year’s cup final in crappy Baku. Azerbaijan’s capital city lies in a part of Western Asia best known for its lack of airport. Or a fixed runw...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

Trump Trip Off As Deadly Trompette Fungus Materialises In American Ambassador’s Plumbing

London, UK - (Trompe l’Oeil Mess): A lethal fungal eruption on Woody Johnson’s lush front turd - uh, turf - has thrown into doubt next month’s Trump visit the US embassy’s resident toxicologist said today. Spores from the ‘Trompette de la Mort’ (...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Trump Pardons Racehorse, Blames Robert Mueller As Maximum Security Bombs

Louisville, Kentucky - Racecourse stewards ‘in league with Special Counsel Robert Mueller’ likely robbed 9-2 Kentucky Derby pick Maximum Security of victory, a presidential spokesperson said today. Trump reportedly lost a packet backing the Jason...

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Funny story: Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

Rare Leonardo Da Vinci Drawing Of Prince Philip Goes On Display

London, UK - A rare and prophetic 1494 da Vinci pen-and-ink drawing of a snarling Prince Philip is to go on display at the Queen’s Gallery, Palace sources announced today. ‘Five Grotesque Heads’ - verso ‘A Man Tricked By Gypsies’ - depicts nonagen...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck

Kate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck

London, UK - (Butlers Pantie Mess): An emergency reshuffle at the House of Windsor’s Brexit League has seen Kate Middleton relegated to playing Upper House parlourmaid Rose Buck in line with new expectations of the royal gravy train. “The Upstair...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: Bidet Runs In 2020

Bidet Runs In 2020

Washington DC, US - (WetWipes Mess): Flushed with success from a 50-year career at the swampy end of the nation’s business, top DNC bullshitter Joe Bidet has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. It will be his turd - uh, thi...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

Buckingham Palace Deploys Thermal Lances In Emergency Fatberg Removal

London, UK - (Hellfire Mess): Flunkies charged with removing a reported 50-ton fartberg from under Buckingham Palace have brought in oxyacetylene torches to avert a potential environmental disaster following 100 years’ continuous service by Her Maje...

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