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Funny story: X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

X-Factor - Katie And Cher Go Through Again - FiX Allegations Denied

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that X-Factor wannabes Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel will both make it safely through this weekend's elimination round. Even though neither were particularly good. Sources told our reporter to put...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie

Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie

It isn't only the general public who have failed to take X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel to their hearts - now the nation's leading fashionistas are lining up to take a pop at the wannabe. Following extensive media coverage, including paparazzi...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel In X-Factor Top Shop Collapse Hoax

Katie Waissel In X-Factor Top Shop Collapse Hoax

Some people will do absolutely anything in the vainglorious pursuit of fame, fortune, and happiness. Others will do anything in order to manipulate a situation to their advantage in terms of a percentage of the take. Skoob Entertainment News has h...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd 'Unhappy' About Wayne Rooney Situation

X-Factor contestants Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd were reportedly furious that Manchester United striker Wayne 'Spud' Rooney was stealing all their redtop thunder. Rooney, whose 'want out' declaration has stunned the football world, not least Sir...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

Katie Waissel Starts X-Factor Mind Games Against Cher Lloyd

It looks like Cheryl Cole is going to have her hands full mentoring fame junkie Katie Waissel and desperado rapper Cher Lloyd, as Katie allegedly turned up the heat by playing mind games. Katie, seven years older than Cher, has apparently confided...

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Funny story: X-Factor Latest - 'Guilty Pleasures' Is Upcoming Theme

X-Factor Latest - 'Guilty Pleasures' Is Upcoming Theme

Skoob Entertainment News can almost exclusively reveal that this weekend's X-Factor will feature the surviving wannabes performing their 'guilty pleasure' songs on the live show. Sources say that the controversial Katie Waissel will be performing...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd 'Stroke Caused Me To Sing And Dance Like A Retard'

Cher Lloyd, the weird faced odd bod of X-Factor, has admitted to reporters that she suffered a minor stroke two years ago, causing her to start dancing the way she does. "She broke down and admitted that a stroke had hit her hard, and caused her l...

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Funny story: Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

Katie Waissel Wants To Snog Cheryl Cole And Cher Lloyd Say Insiders

X-Factor insiders last night revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Katie Waissel is so desperate to stay in the competition that she really fancied snogging Cher Lloyd and Cheryl Cole, if only for the added publicity. Katie, the su...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner

X-Factor - Mary Byrne Upset With Brazilian Lothario Wagner

It's emerged from sources close to Skoob Entertainment News that former Dublin Tesco check out girl Mary Byrne is extremely upset with Brazilian lothario Wagner, because he didn't actually deny when asked on Saturday's show that he and Mary were 'get...

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Funny story: X-Factor Flops Diva Fever And Storm Lee Are Not Bitter

X-Factor Flops Diva Fever And Storm Lee Are Not Bitter

Skoob Entertainment News can reveal that X-Factor rejects Diva Fever and Storm Lee are not in the least bit bitter about being dumped out of the contest on their arses because they have no discernible talent and the public don't like them. At all.

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Funny story: "I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

"I Shagged Katie Waissel Off The X-Factor And She Wasn't All That" Claims Rochdale Man

In yet another salacious Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal that unemployed Rochdale man, Luke Pissquick claims to have shagged X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel, and added that she wasn't all that. Pissquick explained that he met...

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Funny story: Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Gay Backlash Over Diva Fever Elimination

X-Factor - Gay Backlash Over Diva Fever Elimination

Fury among the gay community in the UK today, after duo Diva Fever were eliminated from the X-Factor. Most people actually didn't give a toss, according to research carried out on behalf of Skoob Entertainment News, but the gay community apparentl...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Mary Byrne Knocks The Socks Off 'Em

X-Factor - Mary Byrne Knocks The Socks Off 'Em

Former Tesco checkout girl from Dublin, Mary Byrne, struck a decisive blow for the older end on last night's X-Factor as she blew the judges, the studio audience, and TV viewers by the million away. Emerging on stage, looking slightly apprehensive...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

X-Factor - Aiden Grimshaw Murders John Lennon All Over Again

Poor old John Lennon. The former Beatle, who would be seventy years old today had he not been shot dead in the entrance way of Manhattan's Dakota building by deranged fan Mark Chapman on December 8th 1980, was last night cruelly murdered all over aga...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Goes MENTAL As Deranged Fan Asks If He Has Moobs

Simon Cowell Goes MENTAL As Deranged Fan Asks If He Has Moobs

Reports coming in indicate that Simon Cowell went stark raving mental last night as deranged X-Factor fan and tea and biscuits afficionado Jesus Budda approached him as he was on his way to the X-Factor and asked him if he has moobs. Moobs - other...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Angrily Refutes Anal Bleaching And Pejazzling Rumours

Simon Cowell Angrily Refutes Anal Bleaching And Pejazzling Rumours

X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell today angrily denied allegations made by certain unregulated websites which alleged that he has had his anus bleached, and his penis pejazzled. Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger informed us that he wa...

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