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Funny story: Curdsville Wisconsin Part 1: Making them Vegans Happy

Curdsville Wisconsin Part 1: Making them Vegans Happy

Vegans and Cheese This week at the Curdsville Dairy Farm, we tried to pacify all those Vegan protesters we caught stomping around our Alfalfa fields last week, by agreeing to mix tofu curds in with some of our best Colby cheese. We figured we might open up a whole new cheese market maybe, for folks who want to claim they're Vegans, but who still wear leather shoes, and generously butter their...

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Funny story: New Untallied Ballots for Kloppenburg in Wisconsin Supreme Court Contest

New Untallied Ballots for Kloppenburg in Wisconsin Supreme Court Contest

In a stunning development, vote tabulators in Dane and Milwaukee Counties found 10,741 more untallied votes for Wisconsin Democratic candidate JoAnne Kloppenburg and 2,212 more untallied votes for Republican candidate and incumbent David Prosser.

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

After a Wisconsin District Judge specifically ruled that Gov. Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill could not be published, Scott Walker went ahead and published it anyway. Doing so has garnered the bill some much-needed publicity. In fact, so much so that...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it. Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGo...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

In the beginning, the Governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, said that in order to balance the budget, the State was going to have to do away with collective bargaining rights for some of its public workers, most notably, teachers. Thus began a battle that included an exodus of Democratic senators from the state in an effort to keep the bill from becoming law and daily protests by tens of thousands...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Wisconsin's right wing governor, Scott Walker, is set to create more controversy with his latest revenue-generating scheme. He plans to block out the sun with a statewide parasol and only open apertures over communities that pay. Walker and his...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker And Says "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Calls Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker And Says "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer has called up the governor of Wisconsin and said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you." The message was in reference to Governor Scott Walker disregarding his state's union workers including teachers, pol...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Says Next On His State Agenda Is The Banning of Educational Toys

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Says Next On His State Agenda Is The Banning of Educational Toys

MADISON, Wisconsin - Governor Scott Walker still celebrating after knocking the feet from under thousands of Wisconsin policemen, firemen, teachers, and professional athletes, with his anti-union collective bargaining bill, is now focusing on the children of Wisconsin. Governor "The Not So Great Scott" Walker, who still has the taste of union blood on his pearly whites has stated that he has de...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker Declares Himself a Wisconsin Hero

Scott Walker defines a hero as "someone who, against all odds, does what is necessary to fight evil in the world." And so it is that Walker believes that he is doing the right thing by making sure teachers don't bankrupt the state. "If we were to...

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Funny story: The Milwaukee Brewers Announce They Are Moving Out Of Wisconsin Because Of Governor Scott "The Emperor" Walker

The Milwaukee Brewers Announce They Are Moving Out Of Wisconsin Because Of Governor Scott "The Emperor" Walker

MILWAUKEE - Governor Scott Walker's 'Anti-Union Bill' has already turned around and bit him on his, to use an old baseball term, ass. Governor Walker, who many Wisconsin residents have said has taken the liberty of self-appointing himself the "Emp...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor busts Green Bay Packers Union

Wisconsin Governor busts Green Bay Packers Union

Using legal chicanery during the absence of 14 Democrat senators, Wisconsin governor Scott Walker and the Republican legislatures successfully busted the collective bargaining rights of the Green Bay Packers. "Since they are the only team in Ameri...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Puppet: Finding a bunch of Koch up your Bum

Scott Walker Puppet: Finding a bunch of Koch up your Bum

When A person puts several ounces of cocaine in a balloon and inserts it in their anus, they are called a mule. When a governor is found to have a major industrial leaders hand stuck so far up his backside as to such attempt to use him as a puppet, h...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Has Just Passed Bernie Madoff As Being The Most Hated Man In America

MADISON, Wisconsin - With one swish of the pen, Governor Scott Walker has just dashed past ponzi scheme con artist Bernie Madoff as being the most hated man in the entire United States of America. The governor of "The Cheese State" has just signed...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Most Unfriended Person in Facebook History

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Most Unfriended Person in Facebook History

MADISON, Wisconsin - Immediately following the signing of the bill that strips Wisconsin public workers of their collective bargaining rights, Scott Walker's Facebook page took a huge hit. The unpopular governor lost tens of thousands of former suppo...

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Funny story: Scott Walker Begs Koch Brothers to Release Him from Pact

Scott Walker Begs Koch Brothers to Release Him from Pact

While Scott Walker says he doesn't want to compare his relationship with the Koch Brothers as being akin to selling your soul to the devil, seeing as he's a devout Christian and all, his friends say he is feeling the heat being turned up on him and,...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Ego Earns World Record

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Ego Earns World Record

Before Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker made a name for himself by leading the fight to strip public workers in his state of their collective bargaining rights, the record holder for having the biggest ego in the world was none other than Mel Gibson.

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