A Ukrainian ship supposedly seized by pirates off the coast of Somalia was carrying battle tanks, fighter jets and tactical nuclear weapons, the Ukrainian defence ministry has confirmed. Earlier, the country's foreign ministry said the ship and i...
PENTAGON - Military spoke-spinner, Kanutsara Louse, granted TheSpoof this exclusive interview revealing the clandestine history of weapon, aspartame. "It all began when we developed this toxin as a lethal weapon. The only problem was getting our...
The #1 world arms supplier, BushAmerica has found itself in a bit of a customer relations problem. You see, BAM has supplied both India and Pakistan with enough weaponry to destroy all of South Asia, but one client got the nukes and the other not so...
It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.
US sold weapons are still being fired at Western Allies in Afghanistan. Left over from the arming of the Mujahideen and their leader Osama Bin Laden, America's feverish desire to arm the world has time and again come back to bite Uncle Sam in his ski...
NEW YORK, NY - Steven Seagal met with a number of foreign diplomats at the United Nations headquarters Monday, requesting the removal of his name from a list of controversial weapons facing a ban by international treaty.
Tel Aviv - The United States and Israel announced today, the development of a new type of non-lethal, air dropped, genetically targeted, fat based weapon.
Harare, Zimbabwe - (AssoCIAted Mess): Up to 600 tonnes of potentially lethal defective military weapons in the Aung San Suu Kyi carrier are heading back to the Halliburton Corporation's Beijing orifice.
In a too bad to be true replay of Arthur Miller's Wartime play, All My Sons, an arms scandal has broken out Afghani conflict. The US army contracted with a fledgling munitions company whose real business was the sale of antique rifles at southern...
"The Special Spense Report. Never At Your Expense! Just Keep It Hush Hush!"...
Berkeley, CA. A scientist at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory announced the results of a five-year study which he contends shows the existence of a possible link between the detonation of explosive devices in heavily-populated areas and an increased...
District of Columbia (Field & Stream) - The estimated 190,000 missing AK-47's and pistols that the US has issued to Iraqis is "not that big of a deal" according to White House spokesman Tony Snow.
In a startling revelation, George Bush appears to be a loyal president. A recent report released by the 51st Congressional Oversight Committee revealed that the Pentagon had 'lost' over 190,000 AK-47's and thousands of other assorted wea...
The US military has mislaid over 190, 000 weapons in Iraq in the time in takes the sun to slip beneath the hazy Iraqi horizon.
THE PENTAGON-Colonel "Bull" Buntline of the Pentagon announced on Thursday that national security has successfully been undermined by Pentagon bureaucracy which promotes cost overruns and delays in the development of complex new weapons systems for U...
Shocking new evidence has appeared in the recent "ortherised" American search of old Soviet missile bunkers that the Soviet union was going to unleash a terrifying wave of "Dogkets" (seen in picture) on any ground forces that happ...
CRAWFORD, TX - In an unscheduled press conference, President Bush said his administration has uncovered "new intelligence" about Cindy Sheehan.
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