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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

The Isle of Wight has disappeared under a large grey cloud said to have come from the direction of Iceland. No communication has been made between the Isle and the Mainland for over 4 hours, causing concern. Search and rescue parties headed out...

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Funny story: Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

Ash cloud about to cover UK - Grey alert - Tantrums expected soon

A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...

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Funny story: More Letters To The Editor From People With Silly Names

More Letters To The Editor From People With Silly Names

Sir, We have been reading with great interest the recent letters in your magazine from the people with the names. Of course, everyone has a name, excepting that cowboy that Clint Eastwood played, and those who wish to remain incognito - but even these people will often take an alias, such as Smith or Jones. But you get my point. This is interesting to us because we have quite a riot with our...

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Funny story: Mount St. Helens Ready to Blow Again!

Mount St. Helens Ready to Blow Again!

Shaken by a mild earthquake after two months of earth tremors, citizens of the state of Washington are on edge again, afraid that the volcano on Mount St. Helens may blow again. "Just like last time, in 19 ought 80, no one warns us that that mount...

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Funny story: Ecuadorian volcano outburst is work of Al Qaeda!

Ecuadorian volcano outburst is work of Al Qaeda!

The Ecuadorian volcano about to erupt is not a natural occurrence? Seismologists studying the outburst and the surrounding quakes were convinced that the volcano was only due to erupt in 2050 and not now. After researching the volatile situatio...

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Funny story: Volcano Forms Overnight In Iowa Hog Farmer's Pig Pen

Volcano Forms Overnight In Iowa Hog Farmer's Pig Pen

WATERLOO, Iowa - Lifelong Iowa hog farmer Pervis Diddlydoo told a reporter for The Waterloo Daily Cornshucker that last Tuesday as he was in bed with the Mrs. he heard a rumbling sound. Pervis got up, put on his farming boots, and went outside to...

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Funny story: Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Sir Paul McCartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"

Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Sir Paul McCartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will soon begin production on the film Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story. The motion p...

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Funny story: Yellowstone Supervolcano to blow imminently

Yellowstone Supervolcano to blow imminently

Scientists have gained a shocking new insight into the Caldera supervolcano which rumbles beneath Yellowstone national park. They say it could blow in less than 15 years. If so, it means the USA's widely condemned decision to shun ratification of...

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Funny story: Ash is Easy Sniffer

Ash is Easy Sniffer

Ashley Cole has secretly been retained by EasyJet to identify clouds of pumescent eruptions in Europe..he is to be trialled in the cock-pit of a redesigned Jumbo Jet. It is thought that when he smells the pumice he will develop an "Ash Cone" which...

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Funny story: BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

BP Ship Icelandic Lava to Plug Oil Leak

British Petroleum have loaded a flotilla of ships with lava from the Icelandic volcano in the latest attempt to plug the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico; an operation that BP are calling Cup Pompeii. The ships now face a four thousand mile journey...

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Funny story: Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Pentecoastal preacher Morris Cerillo, leader of the radical right wing evangelist cult, the Christian Fist of Humility, saw the face of Satan in the ash cloud hanging over the Eyjafjallajökull volcano last week. "I've come face to face with Satan...

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Funny story: Volcano To Be Capped By Icelandic Experts

Volcano To Be Capped By Icelandic Experts

Ash from the injured Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland will no longer be a threat to air traffic after next week, as experts prepare to 'cap' the troublesome beast, and to silence it for evermore. The volcano has been spewing putrid black ash a...

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Funny story: Volcanic Ash Cloud enters Labour leadership bid

Volcanic Ash Cloud enters Labour leadership bid

The most hated cloud in Europe has returned to the UK after its holiday in Spain and has decided to challenge Ed and Dave Milliband from the Chemical Brothers for the leadership of the Labour party. Ed and Dave have just finished recording their s...

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Funny story: Cheap flights to London via Iceland, from most airports world-wide

Cheap flights to London via Iceland, from most airports world-wide

An airline in Iceland is offering cheap flights to London, travelling via Iceland. You first have to GET to Iceland of course and then, if visibility is good, you head for the airport. Avoid lava flows if at all possible and keep an oxygen mask...

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Funny story: Agitated Travelers Protest Iceland Volcano

Agitated Travelers Protest Iceland Volcano

ICELAND- The members of the Center for Reasonable and Appreciated Politics traveled to Iceland last week to protest the active volcano which began erupting on April 15. "Of all the weeks for Earth to pull this shit," said Steven Hills, president o...

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Funny story: A 7.4 Earthquake Hits Indonesia and Amazingly Settles Down The Volcano in Iceland

A 7.4 Earthquake Hits Indonesia and Amazingly Settles Down The Volcano in Iceland

JAKARTA - A powerful 7.4 earthquake has hit the Northern Sumatra area of Indonesian causing some damage to buildings, homes, some fast food restaurants, a huge piñata factory, and 14 whorehouses. Hung Fufi Maliwan, III, a part-time meteorologist w...

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