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Funny story: Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...

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Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...

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Funny story: Travel Agency Announces Cheap Vacations to Egypt

Travel Agency Announces Cheap Vacations to Egypt

Renowned travel agents Tom Chef Travel, in an attempt to salvage the Egyptian tourist season, is offering myriad inducements to the travelling public. Representative, Sir Gitalong Arsewipe, announced that starting tomorrow a one-week vacation to...

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Funny story: How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

GAINESVILLE, FL - This time of year college students start putting away their books and start planning for Spring Vacation, once again only weeks away. This annual rite of passage means making new friends and non-stop partying. And as their parents v...

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Funny story: Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Today President Obama and 2000 of his closest friends embark on a working vacation trip to the Far East. Upon arriving in Mumbai, he and his entourage will stay at the 5 star Taj Mahal Palace where rooms start at $400-$500 per night. With Ameri...

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Funny story: America gets new public holidays

America gets new public holidays

"American public holidays are outdated and need to be modernised for today's America!" So proclaimed Barack Obama in a televised conference earlier this afternoon. The brand new move from the Nobel Peace Award Winner comes after Obama wanted to...

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Funny story: Federal Government Employees Get Day Off

Federal Government Employees Get Day Off

WASHINGTON, DC - White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that all federal government employees will be given today off to recover from the Hurricane Earl threat. "The magnitude of the threat caused grave concern for our family of...

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Funny story: Kent Man Sues Tommy Cooke For 'Ruined Holiday'

Kent Man Sues Tommy Cooke For 'Ruined Holiday'

A major holiday company is being sued by a holidaymaker from Kent, due to an alleged misleading advertisement for a family holiday, in it's brochure. Peter Biddle, 38, took his family to Crete for a week in July, and had what he describes as 'the...

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Funny story: Don't go on vacation!

Don't go on vacation!

Don't go on vacation if you are serious about being a writer belonging to The Spoof...or even loosely connected therewith, forthwith or even forsooth. There are many reasons for not going on vacation, unless you are able to take along your laptop computer and your 'undying' enthusiasm to be somewhat creative in a literacy capacity whilst being surrounded by folk who mock you and ridicule your e...

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Funny story: Trials of a Down East Vacation

Trials of a Down East Vacation

Reporting from the State of Maine. To get to Maine from Boston you must drive north on interstate 95. On the way stop in New Hampshire and pick up some bargain liquor. At least it seems to be bargain liquor prices until you add in the road tolls that subsidize the State Liquor Store. It may end up costing the same as at home, but you will be stocked up for the stay. In the interest of ke...

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Funny story: Michelle Blows $1M Nobel Prize Stipend in 4 Day Spain Jaunt! Now THAT'S Redistribution of Wealth!

Michelle Blows $1M Nobel Prize Stipend in 4 Day Spain Jaunt! Now THAT'S Redistribution of Wealth!

"Easy come, easy go," said designer draped first lady Michelle Obama, as she casually blew off her recent 4 day trip to Marabella, Spain with 50 of her entourage which erased her husband's recent windfall Nobel Prize stipend! According to DC insi...

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Funny story: Costa Del Bonk

Costa Del Bonk

According to a recent survey of 25,000 young men, nearly four in five single blokes aged 18-30 book foreign holidays purely to get their ends away! Seemingly, foreign sunshine leads to 99% of them craving outdoor sex or indeed, sex of any kind, 24/7.

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Funny story: Secret Travel Spots: Winter in Abu Dhabi

Secret Travel Spots: Winter in Abu Dhabi

Part three in a series of unique and little known attractions hidden within the world's most popular destinations. Colder than the chilled nose of a Westward facing Camel in January, United Arab Emirates residents are uncomfortable with the weather patterns of winter, but the small city of Abu Dhabi is a gem of a destination for Northern Hemisphere travelers during December and January. Norm...

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Funny story: Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

The financial markets had their balls in a uproar today after yet another Top Secret document was left behind in a London Cab, apparently by a high ranking member of Ireland's High Flying but Low Frills, some would say Spartan Airline, Ianaire! Ac...

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Funny story: "Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

"Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

Following a new EU Edict by Minister Antonio Tajani, appointed as EU Commissioner of Enterprise by Silvio Berlusconi, the Admiralty was mulling over demands that they seize all UK flagged cruise ships and make them available for 'Free Holidays" for...

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Funny story: Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Athens, Greece Working class couple, Nigel and Mary Woods, are furious with Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery. Having rented Mr. O'Leery's yacht, Bourguignon de Boeuf, at the reasonable price of £1.50 for a leisurely week of cruising on the Mediterranean, t...

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Funny story: Tom's Cruise Blooming Awful Says Critic

Tom's Cruise Blooming Awful Says Critic

One of the World's top movie critics has blasted Tom's cruise - using harsh words such as 'boring', 'weird' and 'simply awful' - definitely NO thumbs up! Roger Ebert, who has the easiest job in the world, told family and friends that his next door...

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