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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Step Down In November

Gordon Brown To Step Down In November

After months of speculation about his future, and pressure from those around him, Gordon Brown announced that he is to step down at the end of November. The Tesco shelf-stacker has been a part of the night-time team at the Chippenham store for mor...

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Funny story: Supermarket In Cake Scandal

Supermarket In Cake Scandal

A leading supermarket has been forced to remove a large amount of cakes, fancies and pies from their shelves. The drastic move is the result of a Trading Standards investigation, following rumours that counterfeit goods have infiltrated high-stre...

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Funny story: Internet shopping van delivery driver sues supermarket over work practices

Internet shopping van delivery driver sues supermarket over work practices

Harry Van Dieselgaspetrol, a driver for the internet home shopping delivery service operated by a top supermarket, is suing the supermarket over their work practices. A writ has been issued today to the Cheshunt head office of the retail giant by...

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Funny story: NHS Bed Crisis

NHS Bed Crisis

As the NHS heads towards another bed crisis supermarket giant Tesco have stepped in to help.

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Funny story: Supermarket porn

Supermarket porn

Popular supermarket chain Cesto has unveiled plans to screen pornographic material within all of it's UK stores.

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Funny story: Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

A hospital and a supermarket have apologised to the public after 7 foetuses were lost from an ante-natal unit and were later discovered on shelves at a local supermarket described as Poussin. Bosses at the hospital, St Agnez-on-the-Hill in Sudbury...

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Funny story: Headless Corpse Named As Abu Hamza

Headless Corpse Named As Abu Hamza

Detectives investigating the death of a man whose decapitated body was found behind a row of shops in north London have identified the body as that of Abu Hamza who was jailed for seven years in 2007 for inciting racial hatred in Lon...

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Funny story: Celeb Spotting

Celeb Spotting

George Michael spotted acting as a toilet attendant in a busy Tesco toilet. (He was squirting more than smelly products there!)...

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Funny story: Tesco To Enter Political Arena

Tesco To Enter Political Arena

Tesco, the leading supermarket, clothes store, fuel outlet and insurance provider, has announced plans to enter the political arena, with the launching of its new political wing as early as next mon...

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Funny story: Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Tesco Attempt to Rob God by Starting their Own Religion

Heaven - God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit are reported to be slightly concerned over the intentions of a 'very helpful' supermarket chain.

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Funny story: Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

Tesco Worker Suspended for Shopping at Asda

A hitherto loyal Tesco shelf-stacker has been suspended and threatened with the sack, for doing his shopping at Asda, it has been reported.

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Funny story: Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Top food, clothing, white goods, insurance, electronics, luggage, newsagent, books and Christmas decoration outlet, Tesco, is in hot water today after a customer bought an orange that was past its sell by date.

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Funny story: Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco SatNavs - every little helps!

Tesco now boasts some of the largest supermarkets in the United Kingdom and it has been known for some people to become lost in the aisles.

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Funny story: Tesco offer free Barbecues to flood victims

Tesco offer free Barbecues to flood victims

What would we do without Tesco?...

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Funny story: '02 Arena' Bought Out - Renamed 'Tesco Big White Tent Thing'

'02 Arena' Bought Out - Renamed 'Tesco Big White Tent Thing'

LONDON - Yes. We all knew it. The O2 Arena in London, previously called the Millennium Doom - I mean - Dome, has been been bought out by a conglomerate of two firms. The first, with a 49% stake in the pie is the groc...

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Funny story: Queen Forces Closure of Tesco Stores After Gaffe

Queen Forces Closure of Tesco Stores After Gaffe

The Queen has today stormed out of a Tesco store following an attrocious gaffe by the leading supermarket chain over her usual shopping list.

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Funny story: Tesco sued by online shopper

Tesco sued by online shopper

Leeds, UK - Supermarket giant Tesco is facing court action after an online shopper had an accident on the company's website. Anna Lovescock claimed she clicked on a broken link on Tesco.com, resulting in virtually serious injuries.

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