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Funny story: Toofgate scandal rocks the sporting world!

Toofgate scandal rocks the sporting world!

BBC Sports presenter Clare Balding has become embroiled in what many lazy hacks are already dubbing 'Toofgate'. The latest in a string of inappropriate references to the Watergate scandal, Toofgate captured the moral outrage of the nation when Baldin...

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Funny story: Sansfangs and Gums Offers New Improved Fake Toothpaste for False Teeth

Sansfangs and Gums Offers New Improved Fake Toothpaste for False Teeth

Sansfangs and Gums, famed British apothecary has begun running advertisements for its new improved fake toothpaste for false teeth. The product named Gleemgate to highlight its true fakeness promises to do absolutely nothing for your phony fangs. Rub...

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Funny story: New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...

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Funny story: Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr. Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...

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Funny story: Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Sixty years of scientific study finally bore fruit today when Belgian confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, AND maintain healthy-looking teeth - CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE! Belgians love their chocolates, and, a...

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Funny story: Wonkening Toothpaste Released

Wonkening Toothpaste Released

A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released. The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.

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Funny story: Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

A Texas man is today fighting for his life after being shot by his best friend whilst flossing his teeth.

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Funny story: NZ PM Helen Clarke Sues over Bad Teeth

NZ PM Helen Clarke Sues over Bad Teeth

New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clarke is suing an American novelty teeth supplier for breach of Patent and Forgery.

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Funny story: Hillary's Teeth Growing

Hillary's Teeth Growing

It has been revealed today that Senator Hillary Clinton's teeth are growing at an alarming rate. Speaking from New York City, her dentist, Laurence O'Livier, said: 'Yes, her molars and canines are getting longer every week, and we have photograph...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Senator Barack O'Bama, famous for giving meaningless soundbites and flashing his teeth, has announced that these teeth are actually dentures.

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Funny story: Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.

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Funny story: The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

Cursor clenched in his teeth, he wades fearlessly into the teaming mass of wretched adjectives and adverbiage, slashing indiscriminately at the naked and seething slime of redundant modifiers that cling pitifully to his feet, laying waste to meaningless metaphors and confused similes like so many redundant pixels on the beach of time immemorial. Eyes wide with fervor of mission, he pauses and...

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Funny story: Teeth?

Teeth?

As a proud American, I have tried to make my articles on TheSpoof.com family friendly and kind and gentle enough for even children to read before evening prayers. I am Jewish, but I have a Christian sensibility when it comes to our young people...the future of the world.

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Funny story: Flossing "is like death"

Flossing "is like death"

A new study out today concludes that the nearest experience humans have to death is the act of flossing. The feelings of futility, angst and despair it provokes can only be matched in power by the total mental and physical shutdown the body experien...

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Funny story: Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

Dog Arrested for Practicing Dentistry Without License

AKRON, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Duke, a four-year old mutt of mixed Cocker Spaniel/Labrador heritage owned by Akron, Ohio residents Lou and Doris Beldner, has been arrested for practicing dentistry without a license.

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Funny story: Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

Last Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay

A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.

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