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Funny story: Proud Africa reveals 1st swine flu fatality but forgets other millions dying of HIV, war crimes, genocide, starvation, etc, etc!

Proud Africa reveals 1st swine flu fatality but forgets other millions dying of HIV, war crimes, genocide, starvation, etc, etc!

Proudly, Africa announced it's first swine flu fatality and the rest of the world answered, "so f*cking what!" The African continent cursed by aids victims, war victims, lepra victims, malaria victims, hunger victims, you name it, they've got it v...

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Funny story: Oh Where, Oh Where Has Everyone Gone?

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Everyone Gone?

FORT MEYER, FLA, USA In the worst case of ostracism in recorded history, an unidentified Florida family awakened this morning to discover that the other 198 units in their 32 story building of upscale apartments, Tower II, had been abandoned, virtual...

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Funny story: Male Chauvinist Pig Flu Vaccine Developed

Male Chauvinist Pig Flu Vaccine Developed

ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today announced a promising new discovery in the development of a "prophylactic" vaccine to prevent or ameliorate the effects of the dreaded Male Chauvinist Pig Influenza, better...

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Funny story: Scientists: Swine Flu Placebos Mutating

Scientists: Swine Flu Placebos Mutating

A stern warning has been issued from the United Nations World Health Organization today that the placebo used in testing the Swine Flu vaccine on volunteers has led to the mutating of many placebos. "I got the Swine Mumps", says one volunteer for...

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Funny story: Doctors Warn Of New Swine Flu Source

Doctors Warn Of New Swine Flu Source

Doctors in the United States and Liechtenstein have come to the same conclusion, the Swine Flu can now be spread by sending messages through the internet. In fact, this very message has given you a 50/50 chance of it but how would you know if it was...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Will Close down Many Supermarkets before Christmas

Swine Flu Will Close down Many Supermarkets before Christmas

It is estimated that by Christmas (if the current trend is to be believed), 20 million people will be affected by swine flu in the United Kingdom. The main distributor of the virus is almost definitely supermarkets all claim to give you something ext...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Believed By Some To Be A CIA Plot To Cull Americans

Swine Flu Believed By Some To Be A CIA Plot To Cull Americans

Washington, DC - A new theory has come out that suggests the Swine Flu (H1N1) was designed by the C.I.A. to 'cull' Americans in order to stave off a depression. It is believed that as many as 40% of Americans will come down with Swine Flu in the...

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Funny story: Meat Industry Apologises for Swine Flu

Meat Industry Apologises for Swine Flu

The International Meat Producers Confederation has apologised unreservedly for the swine flu pandemic, and offered to compensate victims. "Without our livestock rearing practices the H1N1 virus would not have had the uniquely ideal conditions in w...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Getting More Hits Than Wire Piddle

Swine Flu Getting More Hits Than Wire Piddle

It's just been revealed that the swine flu is getting more hits than UK based satirical website TheSpoof.com's current top writer, Wire Piddle. Nobody could ever have anticipated this development. Even UK Prime Minister with just the one eye, Gord...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Cure Expensive But 100% Foolproof!

Swine Flu Cure Expensive But 100% Foolproof!

This is Doctor Greg Issac Adeniji and I am part of a team of doctors her in Abuja and we have wonderful news for the whole earth.......world. Our new medikation made from copyrighted ingredients is a sure fart...fire cure for the Timmy Flu. That should be, a sure far cure for the Swine Flu that we have called Soooooey! Sooooey! like that. A little joke my friend but let us be the serious. It is c...

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Funny story: Swine Flu to be diagnosed by Tarot cards

Swine Flu to be diagnosed by Tarot cards

To save Doctors time swine flu is to be diagnosed over the telephone by an experienced tarot reader. If you think you have swine flu all you have to do is phone the tarot swine flu hotline and they will give you an instant diagnosis. Tarot Reader...

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Funny story: Malaria cures Swine Flu

Malaria cures Swine Flu

[Times of India/PTI, New Delhi, July 20] It had to happen sooner or later. India has discovered a permanent cure for swine flu - malaria. "The Plasmodium malaria parasite is humankind's saviour," declared a beaming Prof C H Olera, Director of th...

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Funny story: MP's at risk of becoming swine flu's biggest victims

MP's at risk of becoming swine flu's biggest victims

The Secretary of State for Health, Anne Adin, has today conceded that British Members of Parliament are likely to be the largest group of professionals to be severely affected by the potential swine flu pandemic. A leading expert on the affliction...

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Funny story: Exposed: All Males With Swine Flu Will Eventually Become Eunuchs

Exposed: All Males With Swine Flu Will Eventually Become Eunuchs

Dr Spencer Manjigglies, the noted expert on the flu and the Swine Flu in particular has announced something that has been kept from the general public until now but has decided to talk, because some of his fears are already happening. "It is my un...

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Funny story: British Schoolchildren Quarantined In China- Manchurian Candidates?

British Schoolchildren Quarantined In China- Manchurian Candidates?

The schoolchildren had been quarantined in Shanghai for showing symptoms of Swine Flu - or had they? Tawnie Madras (14) was one of the first to be released from the hotel in which they had been confined. "The treatment was kinda scary" comments...

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Funny story: Princess Diana had Swine flu before she died

Princess Diana had Swine flu before she died

Kenisington Palace had refused to comment on a claim that Prince Diana had tested positive for the H1N1 virus in the days before she died. The claim has re-emerged in the Spanish tabloid Magazine "Wetalka Loadsabolloks" which is very popular with...

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Funny story: Homer Simpson contracts swine flu

Homer Simpson contracts swine flu

It has been confirmed by Marge Simpson that her husband Homer has contracted swine flu. Speaking from his bedside at the Springfield City Hospital, Mrs Simpson said that her husband was extremely comfortable, although the doctor did ask that with...

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