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Funny story: Socialists strike continues

Socialists strike continues

The Socialist Party of Great Britain has ordered its members to go on strike, in order to protest about the fact that they received only 500 votes in the last general election. Their spokesman, Mr Waaaank, spoke exclusively to me today (they don't...

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Funny story: Socialist group calls for revolution

Socialist group calls for revolution

Leader of the Socialist Allied Coalition (SAC), Ben E. Fit, today called for revolution due to an apparent disapproval of politicians and bankers. "Yeah, man," the white dread-locked student said. "Those bankers are so greedy, we need to take them...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin took time off from a book signing for "Going Rogue" to make a comment on Santa Clause and Barack Obama. "I wouldn't be surprised if Santa starts chanting "Ho-Ho-Obama. I mean they're both socialists." The comment came las...

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Funny story: America becomes sci-fi cautionary tale

America becomes sci-fi cautionary tale

Anytown, USA - Following the blueprint of several dozen cautionary tales wrote in the early and mid-twentieth century, America has officially become a sci-fi cautionary tale of the kind that used to be called "dystopic". This was discovered by an...

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Funny story: Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

Far Left repudiates Far Right's surrender

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Pope Rush Limbaugh of the Far Right Conservative Christian Republicans attempted to surrender to Pope Michael Shermer of the Far Left Liberal Secular Humanist Democrats today, prompting an outcry from Lefties throughout Ame...

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Funny story: Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

A hacker apparently infiltrated hundreds of school video systems across the United States Tuesday and introduced the virulent socialism virus into them. Monitors from the Fox Fruitcake Company, who discovered the hacking and disclosed it to the publi...

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Funny story: Obama Moves to Take over Mattress Companies: Last Safe Haven for Savings Threatened!

Obama Moves to Take over Mattress Companies: Last Safe Haven for Savings Threatened!

Soft Springs, Iowa/ Financial News - In a shocking move President Barack Obama ordered Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and the Federal Deposit Insurance Company (FDIC) to move in and take control of the nation's faltering mattress manufacturing indus...

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Funny story: Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

Obama On - "Show Capitalism The Red Card Campaign!"

The great English union leader Arthur (The Scar) Gill once said: "Red or Blue, we all have pub talk under our skin. "Say what you like about politics, but religion and politics remain some of the few things around that can disunite people all over...

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Funny story: Michelle Forces CEO of Largest Pizza Emporium to Resign after Spam Left Off Big Family Order!

Michelle Forces CEO of Largest Pizza Emporium to Resign after Spam Left Off Big Family Order!

Washington,DC/ Big Fucking Food Fight - The second shoe hit the floor today, following Obama's imperialistic dismissal of GM's Rick Wagoner, when Pepi "Big Sal" Salvadore Jr. was forced to step down from his position as founder and CEO of Big Sal's P...

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Funny story: USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

USA renamed USSR, Obama announces

American President Barack Obama today announced that the USA was changing its name to the USSR, to keep in line with its government's recent actions. 'Yes, indeedy doody', he said, 'Comrades. We are now the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, and...

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Funny story: Pope criticises bishop for 'not being a good Nazi'

Pope criticises bishop for 'not being a good Nazi'

Pope Benedict today cricised Father Gerhard Wagner for 'not being a good National Socialist'. This follows the priest's controversial comments about New Orleans, as he'd said 'Well, all those people getting up to iffiness in their private lives, i...

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Funny story: Thousands in Chicago Burn Mortgages, Line Up for Free Gas During Chicago Obama Victory Celebration!

Thousands in Chicago Burn Mortgages, Line Up for Free Gas During Chicago Obama Victory Celebration!

Chicago,Il / AP - The streets of Chicago were ablaze with the midnight bonfires of aging tenements while jubilant Obama supporters ran wild sacrificing K-9 dogs and the horses of this urban city's law enforcement agency for a "Zulu Cookout." Sp...

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Funny story: The Socialist Republic of Wall Street

The Socialist Republic of Wall Street

Wall Street, in a surprising move today, declared itself a seperate governing republic and detached itself from the US. Always considered a bulwark of staunch capitalism, recent economic downturns and the bailout have changed the economic thinkin...

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Funny story: Obama Plan to "Relieve Tension" in Urban Democratic Cities: Bus 'em to Vermont, NH and Maine!

Obama Plan to "Relieve Tension" in Urban Democratic Cities: Bus 'em to Vermont, NH and Maine!

Mt. Washington Observatory,NH/ The Mountain Ear - Speaking from his new North Eastern Regional Command Center, President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama expounded on his solution to black on black crime and tension in the nation's urban cities.

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Funny story: Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Ft. Dix, NJ/ Basic Training in Pine Barrens - Saying he wanted to learn more about the military, Barack Obama took 4 hours off from campaigning to take a compressed basic training course. Scoring 85 out of a possible 100 on the final physical and wri...

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Funny story: A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism"

A Real Nut Case: Obama and Acorn Represent "Authoritarian Socialism"

Chicago,Il./ Militant Times - The seeds of the financial meltdown are now being traced to a militant community action group that adopted and backed Barack Obama as he climbed over the backs of American Taxpayers to become a Presidential Candidate.

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Funny story: "I am just soooo still a Socialist" claims Cherie B

"I am just soooo still a Socialist" claims Cherie B

Stalinist Scouse Actor Tony Booth has upset his social climbing daughter by stating that, "She is no longer a Socialist as far as I can see. How anyone can stay so silent while her husband spreads British Imperialism throughout the world is beyo...

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